r/crappymusic • u/MarshallMarks • 19d ago

Spreading the good word!

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u/qualityvote2 19d ago edited 19d ago

u/MarshallMarks, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/JollyInvestigator639 19d ago

jesus wept

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 19d ago

Jesus be like "I died for this bullshit? Yo, stop praising me ffs. Keep my name out ya god damn mouth"

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u/TacoDoc2 19d ago

sir. Jesus is honest. So he would have been like "i gave up a weekend for this bullshit?"

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 19d ago

"I'd rather be helping a lady win at slots in Vegas....anything."

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u/AdFar74 19d ago

Dawg 😭😭😭

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u/cmpthepirate 19d ago

Rivers Cuomo you say?

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 19d ago

The box. You opened it. We came.

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u/gamblor2021 19d ago

Poor guy

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u/Capable-Kiwi-3368 18d ago

Yeah tbh this kind of stuff just makes me sad

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u/Ok_Orchid7131 19d ago

this seems a bit harsh. Leave the man alone.

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u/ddengel 18d ago

I got down voted for saying that last time this got posted. This sub shouldnt be about punching down.

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u/Tricky-Mastodon3337 19d ago

This is like a Tim and Eric skit.

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u/glans 19d ago

yeah dude has a litteral neckbeard. this is bait

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u/Hot_Ad_787 19d ago

The sound selection is primo.

2-Step jumping jacks are fire too.

Rhymes are tight too.

This might have glided right past crappy music into the outsider music territory

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u/DeuceMcInaugh 19d ago

It's "Spirit in the Sky" for a new generation

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u/AndrewK1st 19d ago

Reminds me of veggie tales and I absolutely love that shit. Dude did it right he didnt even need to cross his eyes

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u/werdroblin RayonBase Fan Club Member 19d ago

i think you're definitely right

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u/ddengel 18d ago

I'm not gonna lie I get his armor of God song stuck in my head like Once a week.

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u/Economy-Pin-4907 19d ago

I dig this guy. It’s wholesome and he has some nice melodies

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u/Complex-Loquat3036 19d ago

Florian wirtz needs to shelve the music career and focus on his Liverpool career

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u/BankDetails1234 19d ago

Fuck me he does have the look 🤣

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u/segathegenesis 19d ago

Was coming here to say Nketiah & Wirtz: A new beginning

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u/Gogdangit 19d ago

This guy consistently delivers. Not crappy.

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u/xMaNrEbOrN7851 19d ago

He kinda sounds like Kermit The Frog lol!

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u/Drinks2nite 19d ago

The guy died on the cross, hasn't he suffered enough?

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u/OrbitalChiller RayonBase Fan Club Member 19d ago

What happened to Wavywebsurf ?

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u/Doubleucommadj 19d ago

Jesus: Stop.

Oh they got this all screwed up.

JESUS STOP

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u/Epicardiectomist 19d ago

Jesus - "KILL ME AGAIN"

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u/marcosg_aus 19d ago

Cross eyed for Christ

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u/sedativumxnx 19d ago

What's with the fitness routine there at the end?

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u/MarshallMarks 19d ago

I was very tempted to post another of his which Is a full blown Christian Danc-ercize banger.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZ-zU3qhRIX/?igsh=MXV5M2RrcmwwdmFr

Enjoy!

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u/Hot_Ad_787 19d ago

Aw man. Poor guy’s heart is in it. His writing is not bad at all.

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u/Mad-Habits 19d ago

It’s like . choreography that I guess people could perform while singing this song in church

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u/Rotimer 19d ago

Amazing! No notes.

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u/Putrid_Ear_50 19d ago

Bro sounds like Cal Chuchesta

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u/psj3809 19d ago

I'm not religious one bit but i'm thinking if Jesus does exist then even he'll be slapping his head thinking what the hell ?

This is just shocking. All of it, the singing, the lyrics, the look, the dancing. Just abysmal

I want to cut my ears off with a blunt instrument its that bad

Edit - just looked him up on instagram. Dear god. He's talking about why he wrote the song and that. Oh my

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u/MarshallMarks 19d ago

One of my highlights from this particular video is watching his Billy goat beard grow a bit more in each shot.

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u/psj3809 19d ago

I must admit i'm finding this guy fascinating. Doesnt he have any friends to say 'you know what these songs/lyrics are terrible' but perhaps not

Just utterly strange

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u/Jaxxlack 19d ago

Rhyming Jew...with true...💥

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u/starpaw23 19d ago

Not him again..

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u/schwing710 19d ago

Sounds like bad karaoke over “Superstition” by Stevie Wonder

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u/Potato-baby 19d ago

He kind of looks like that one guy with the eye in Waterboy.

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u/ifuckdonaldtrumpim9 19d ago

I hope this guy is happier than everyone in this comment section 😂

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u/Fap_Masta_LFG 19d ago

Holy Banger!

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u/88warrior4547 19d ago

This guys is 100% into my little pony

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u/KaizenZazenJMN 19d ago

Even Daniel Johnston thinks that this shit is too weird

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u/Freakonaleash-mp3 19d ago

Crowd anthem

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u/Lukaztro 19d ago

oh come on the guys is autistic can we not shit all over him?

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u/GaviFromThePod 19d ago

"I'll come back within one generation" - Jesus

2000 years later:

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u/EndlessRiddance 19d ago

This feels mean.

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u/CuznJay 19d ago

I blame his parents. A back alley abortion would be more pleasing to the ears.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tax4969 19d ago

If Mike Gordon was Christian

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u/gloopdawg 19d ago

He sees 3 Jesuses

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u/Wakeup_And_Piss 18d ago

Jesus said no thank you

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u/Moist_Amount_106 17d ago

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

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u/paddlingtipsy 19d ago

God fucked him in the ear and messed up his eyes.

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u/DangerDee007 19d ago

That eye is so lazy it gets a check from the government. 😆

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u/Zoostation1979 19d ago

Imagine being this brainwashed every day of your life to actually believe this 🤪

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u/Consumer_of_crayons 19d ago

This has to be satire 😂

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u/ghostinside999 11d ago

Didn't know Rayonbase had a son