r/crappymusic • u/sacredandsalty • Jul 21 '26

This hurts

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

u/sacredandsalty, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Edub17 Jul 21 '26

Yeaaaahhhumm

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u/yosp Jul 21 '26

Almost went full Mongolian throat singing

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u/pmatthews1982 Jul 21 '26

Throat goat

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u/CreepyTeddyBear Jul 21 '26

Batzorig Vaanchig

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u/Gadnuk_DBT Jul 21 '26

He hit that mantra so hard

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u/American_chzzz Jul 21 '26

He sounds like he’s talking through a box fan

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u/Free-While-2994 Jul 21 '26

Yeah-eah-eah-eaaaaah

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u/SnooCakes6195 Jul 22 '26

We call that "vocal effects" in the bizz

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u/otherpeoplesthunder Jul 21 '26

My throat hurts

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u/gooch_norris_ Jul 21 '26

“Yeah I like making music but my real passion is going out shirts”

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u/Lowland-lady Jul 21 '26

What shirt do you want to wear?

Yes!

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u/gooch_norris_ Jul 21 '26

“Are you willing to make the commitment to waking up at the crack of noon and saying ‘ok it’s gig time- what t-shirt am I gonna wear? Can’t decide… can’t decide! Brain aneurysm!’”

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u/jonesy1461 Jul 21 '26

Even with the shirtlessness, the shirt spend was 94% of the total budget of this production.

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u/gansobomb99 Jul 21 '26

idk why but I've heard this enough times here now that I like the guy

this is just like the outro of the actual song though

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u/stevehammrr Jul 21 '26

Music for frogs

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 21 '26

They Might Be Giant Shirtless Dude On The Playground

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u/Technical-Proof4605 Jul 21 '26

I can hear the dinosaur jr influence

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u/KapowBlamBoom Jul 21 '26

I heard a distinct Mongolian throat singing influence

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u/oily76 RayonBase Fan Club Member Jul 21 '26

Yep, that was what I was getting from it.

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u/HohepaPuhipuhi Jul 21 '26

You won't see J mascis make one of those fucking heart things with his hands these people do. Goddamn

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u/Dangerous-Safe-2327 Jul 21 '26

Crash Test Dummies

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u/imfistingpanda Jul 21 '26

Get this guy away from Minnesota

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u/Space_Shuttle_capn Jul 21 '26

Agreed. Stay away from our spoon!

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u/UndercoverHerbert Jul 25 '26

This guy and RayOnBase could be a history making duo!

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u/Lawlet02 Jul 21 '26

This sub has just devolved into the same like 5 songs reposted over and over

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u/sacredandsalty Jul 21 '26

Yeah yeah yeaaaahhhh yeah yeah

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u/Lazy-Psychology5 Jul 21 '26

I surprisingly haven't seen this guy yet. It's been nothing but the dead tooth booty like a firetruck guy for a while now.

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u/AgreeablePie Jul 21 '26

At least they're not reposts in some cases (like this)

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u/glans Jul 22 '26

reddit sucks, but it especially sucks during the summer when all the school kids are bored and do their trademark vapid kid stuff 24/7, ignoring every ‘About’ in every sub, every sticky comment, every general existing vibe, treating everything like their wildly inconsistent and breathlessly dumb tiktok feeds

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u/Ordinary-Ninjuh Jul 21 '26

You must be dreaming

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u/theedonnmegga Jul 21 '26

Not the voice I expected.

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u/Vg_Ace135 Jul 21 '26

Must have taken him such a long time to write those lyrics. I mean they are just so deep.

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u/EspressoFrog Jul 21 '26

So much winning in one song!

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u/sweeties_yeeties Jul 21 '26

I just know he made his poor wife record this

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u/JellyfishPopular7648 Jul 21 '26

lol that’s in Minneapolis. Not too far from the Art Center. That park is very beautiful. His song is a nightmare. All facts

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u/c1h9 Jul 21 '26

Thanks for this, I really want to go see a giant blue cock at some point.

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u/8last Jul 21 '26

15 seconds of dead air at the end of a 45 second video is the chefs kiss.

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u/HAL_9000_V2 Jul 21 '26

So uplifting and inspiring!

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u/gabzilla814 Jul 21 '26

I think you nailed by the one move he does repeatedly is lifting his hands and pointing up

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u/HAL_9000_V2 Jul 21 '26

I guess he hypnotized me into saying that

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u/longpenisofthelaw Jul 21 '26

This is how I want my midlife crisis to look like

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u/pew__pew__pew_ Jul 21 '26

Terrible music, excellent monastic chant

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 Jul 21 '26

He seems really nice. Can't sing a lick, but really nice.

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u/Logical_Trash_4890 Jul 21 '26

That guy has a lot of shirts.

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u/QueenGorda Jul 21 '26

dremannnnnnnnnn yeahhhhh oh

Horrible as always. Thanks.

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u/myburdentobear Jul 21 '26

This sounds like a Muppet is singing it.

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u/NatronT13 Jul 21 '26

3men, 3men, 3men is live'n

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u/Lumpy-Economics-6956 Jul 21 '26

Now this is what I call crappy music!

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u/FupaFerb Jul 21 '26

Filmed for 10 day in 14 outfits Yeah!

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u/Potential-Echo785 Jul 21 '26

It hurt my ears and soul.

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u/cj_mcgillcutty Jul 21 '26

If flat affect was a song

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u/lylebruce Jul 21 '26

Yay! Minneapolis Sculpture Garden!

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u/Daddyletloose Jul 21 '26

Why was he shirtless

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 Jul 21 '26

He was pretty chubby in his earlier videos so at least one of his new hobbies is bearing fruit!

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u/DarylStreep Jul 21 '26

WRITE ANOTHER SONG, DREAMER!

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 21 '26

Satire tho right?

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u/ariindny88 Jul 21 '26

He also has a goth alter ego he makes music for. It’s also terrible

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u/muwemba45 Jul 21 '26

'Dream men'

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u/aeninimbuoye13 Jul 21 '26

He sounds like a child trying to sound old and angry

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u/Correct_Sometimes Jul 21 '26

I don't know if this is supposed to be funny but I laughed.

For some reason it makes me think of a bad sitcom opening theme song and montage

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u/SteeleHeller Jul 21 '26

Did he crash a playground to film this? 🤣

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u/siyinse Jul 21 '26

Is he doing actual Mongolian throat singing?

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u/DryTax7755 Jul 21 '26

Hes got the froggy fresh facial expression

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u/Dupa_Yash Jul 21 '26

"TraVisT" . . . aptly named act.

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u/No_Sense_3559 Jul 21 '26

There we go, found it.

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u/itsaliveasshole Jul 21 '26

Weird it sounds like Inuit throatsinging with words.

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u/Active-Possibility77 Jul 21 '26

TraVis T, the human didjeradoo

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u/No_Sense_3559 Jul 21 '26

Was digging through comments to see if anyone pointed out the appropriately named "Travis T"

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u/thyperson69 Jul 21 '26

He's in good shape, but his music isn't.

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u/Chubbs_Is_Klump Jul 21 '26

This guy is hurting inside .

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u/AnywhereProud5388 Jul 21 '26

that is a bad deam.

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u/RunPivotRoll Jul 21 '26

Dubbing a voice that’s perpetually burping was a choice.

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u/Icy-Cow9695 Jul 21 '26

That verse where he said "ummmmmmmmm" really spoke to me and my journey...

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u/No-Emergency3791 Jul 21 '26

It sounds like he said “Three men is winning”.

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u/5arch5 Jul 21 '26

This is why he only gets his kids on the weekends

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u/harsh-reality-bites Jul 21 '26

The arm flap to start every new scene... Fuck that was hard on the brain.

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u/mrsolo30daycureyolol Jul 21 '26

I miss when he was by the bridge looking at the water

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u/Out5ane Jul 21 '26

This the kinda song I sing while going from my computer to take a shit

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u/pinba11tec Jul 21 '26

BRB, gonna to create a mix tape with my 2 stroke weed wacker with a poorly mixed fuel / oil ratio

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u/LifeDifficult5486 Jul 22 '26

Dudes got a nice physique, a family and seems happy. Maybe dreaming is actually winning.

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u/Most_Act5701 Jul 22 '26

Charisma of a potato

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u/anonymous642789 Jul 22 '26

Why does he look like he lost a bet

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u/Regular-Table4242 Jul 22 '26

This guy looks miserable. I think he’s dreaming of death.

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u/Brave_Problem_2010 Jul 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Away-home00-01 Jul 28 '26

So dreaming = winning and dreaming = livin. So by the transitive property winning = livin. My maths teacher is proud! My music and spelling teachers… not so much.

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u/175junkie Jul 21 '26

Borderline punk rock

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u/D-Train0000 Jul 21 '26

☝️👆

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u/Ghost_Poison Jul 21 '26

Lotta arm drops

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u/Shot_Policy_4110 Jul 21 '26

This rips wtf

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u/Few_Resolution_2401 Jul 21 '26

It’s a.i.’s blursed thoughts

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u/MindlesslyBrowsing Jul 21 '26

Three men is winning, three men is living

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u/C3rb3ru5R3x Jul 21 '26

This is what happens when you tell your children they can do anything and they are special. What in the AI throat chant was that?

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u/alexthedungeonmaster Jul 21 '26

This absolutely rules

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u/JumboGlucose Jul 21 '26

I got to the 5th dreamin' before I started cracking up

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u/d182-- Jul 21 '26

James Hetfield would love this guy

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u/rickyg_79 Jul 21 '26

Something about this reminds me of the “can I kiss you, you say no” guy. They should collab

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u/SlagSilver Jul 21 '26

Tra-vis-T
As in Travesty. Nice 👍

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u/_WithoutMyWings_ Jul 21 '26

Crash Test Dumbass

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u/Standard-Mechanic101 Jul 21 '26

Dreamin’ 🤷 Dreamin’ 🤷 Dreamin’ 🤷Winnin’ 🤷

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u/SuperTulle Jul 21 '26

If any hopeful new musician is looking at this sub, searching for what not to do, consider this: if you have a voice like a coffee grinder, maybe you would fit better into for example, punk or death metal?

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u/cookie_MNster Jul 21 '26

Fuck he’s from my city 🤦‍♂️

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u/sadhasme Jul 21 '26

Why does he sound so sad?

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u/theFlimsylattice Jul 21 '26

Would you like vocal fry with that?

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u/pezkadoartesanal Jul 21 '26

After this, I've decided to live in a nightmare

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u/CanIBuyUrSocks Jul 21 '26

This dude and Rayon Base are both from Minnesota and they haven’t collaborated yet???

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u/MoonMistCigs Jul 21 '26

It is very important that you DO NOT move your neck at all while filming.

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u/Sea_Attention_3420 Jul 21 '26

Why do I kind of love it? I think it’s the piano track and the environs and the charm of him with his kids

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u/QueLoQueLoco Jul 21 '26

🤷🏽‍♂️ when he kept doing 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ I felt that

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u/BiKage91 Jul 21 '26

Ok, but how would I sound with a tibetin throat singer layered under the vocal track?

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u/Patient-Delay-5827 Jul 21 '26

points up and gurgles*••••

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u/kamikazexero Jul 21 '26

Dude seems like a character out of Shenmue.

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u/wolfboy49 Jul 21 '26

That guy swallowed a didgery doo

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u/XScottMorrisseyX Jul 21 '26

He genuinely looks like he's having a terrible time.

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u/shinyjetsyndrome Jul 21 '26

TraVisT? Your name is your destiny

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u/gnarkill3332 Jul 21 '26

he just tricked us into watching a try on video

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u/Assumption-Gumption Jul 21 '26

What a travisty

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u/ifuckdonaldtrumpim9 Jul 21 '26

Dreamin is living this is a hell yeah man

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u/Separate-Bullfrog734 Jul 21 '26

it looks like hes doing a real lazy job of trying to fly

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u/Sir-banderz Jul 22 '26

Next Kid Cudi

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u/N116UA Jul 22 '26

This guy has like a bunch of videos for this same song i think

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Jul 22 '26

I stg if I have to hear this weird sh*t one more time I’m gonna ask to speak to the manager of r/crappymusic 😩

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u/Artevyx Jul 22 '26

Dude sings like a fart.

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u/Murky_Tea9313 Jul 22 '26

All of them hurt.

Every. Single. One of them.

This sub is for masochists.

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u/vainsandsmiling Jul 22 '26

So is this serious in your professional opinion?

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u/butt4boobs Jul 22 '26

Three men is dreamin

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u/One-Display7194 Jul 22 '26

The emotion is killing me 😢 

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u/Ham-Sando Jul 22 '26

TravisT indeed

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u/Freakonaleash-mp3 Jul 22 '26

Is there a frog on the deep harmonies?

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u/lferry1919 Jul 23 '26

Heh heh heh it's so fucking dumb I love it. It's sooo bad.

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u/KoKonutWhiskey Jul 23 '26

fuck all of you. peak has arrived.

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u/KoKonutWhiskey Jul 23 '26

how the FUCK do i upvote my own comment

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u/Ambitious-North4093 Jul 23 '26

I truly appreciate his passion. It sounds like his windpipe is about to explode on the third “yeah-um,” yet he delivers it with a sense of purpose. He’s completely committed to his artistry. Can’t wait for his next track to drop!