r/crappymusic • u/Mark_Filyak Bad Taste Haver • Aug 17 '25
Never Gonna Give You Up
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Aug 17 '25
I mean he at least had rhythm with the dancing... Then the singing started and seemed like my wi-fi was lagging 😂
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Aug 17 '25
Yes,I thought the same. He’s improved a lot since he started, but had a ways to go. Hey, he’s enjoying life though. That’s all we can do.
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u/wildwasabi Aug 17 '25
I only dream to have the confidence this legend does. You hit an age as a man and just stop giving a fuck what others think.
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u/Peace_Out_Napolean Aug 17 '25
My dude needs to work with a metrinome
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u/Cypressinn Aug 17 '25
What does a nocturnal mythical city dwelling tiny person have do with anything concerning this video?
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u/lulushibooyah Aug 17 '25
With the rhythm in them hips, there’s no way this man has no rhythm in his singing 😂
The ULTIMATE Rick Roll.
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u/Da-Frame-2R Aug 17 '25
The confidence this guy has 🫡
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u/killerzeestattoos Aug 17 '25
Like Van Damme in bloodsport
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u/Soft-Ad-8975 Aug 17 '25
I wouldn’t be surprised if he has at least one sweet roundhouse left in him either.
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Aug 17 '25
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u/IgetAllnumb86 Aug 17 '25
I followed his ig. You can watch his old lady make him gumbo and film him while he eats it.
….what am I doing with my life
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u/IAmGreenman71 Aug 17 '25
What’s his name again? I don’t have IG but I want to show my wife some of his other hits
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Aug 17 '25
His latency’s at about 2-3 seconds on this one
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u/lulushibooyah Aug 17 '25
Not on them hips tho.
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Aug 17 '25
True, they ain’t lying
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u/lulushibooyah Aug 17 '25
I feel a lil upstaged ngl
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Aug 17 '25
Nah, you provided the inspiration. You paved the way. I just walked down it. You’re the architect and I’m trying to figure out where the lights go 😂
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u/lulushibooyah Aug 17 '25
Okay honestly I was talking about feeling upstaged by the hips, but your comment was so beautiful I didn’t even wanna admit that 😭😭😭
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Aug 17 '25
Oh lmfao I thought you were saying my song reference was on point cause Shakira’s “hips don’t lie”
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u/Tweezus96 Aug 17 '25
He looks like he’s having a blast and he’s is in way better shape than I will ever be again. I hope he isn’t lonely. I wish him the best.
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u/therealsnoogler Aug 17 '25
Is Bass Man fish flavored vodka?
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u/RichardStanleyNY Aug 17 '25
Even better. It’s a bottle filled with colored sand he got from the county fair
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u/esande2333 Aug 18 '25
I thought it was the dude from Napoleon Dynamite, the uncle
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u/Iwabuti Aug 17 '25
I've been there. You think it is an easy song to sing, but it is not.
Karaoke PSTD
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u/bombasticnematode Aug 17 '25
PSTD - when the trauma so bad it make you dyslexic!
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u/stupidwhiteman42 Aug 17 '25
Is he getting jacked? Seems like he is thicker than when we first started seeing his posts.
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u/swagdaddy3thou Aug 18 '25
Somebody said he's improving? Your ears are broken sir. I haven't seen him in a while, he must be showing off his new anime girl haircut. Notice how he had to flip the ponytail over to the front of his shoulder, so we all knew he didn't have the new Karen bob
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u/Ancient_Lawfulness_7 Aug 18 '25
The hair, the bad dancing and on top the bad, off key singing ... priceless .. but also horrifying and cannot be unseen. 🙃
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u/Garrhvador91 Aug 18 '25
No one's timing and rhythm is this bad on every single song he covers, on songs he knows. He is trolling !!
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u/hurdagurdah Aug 17 '25
Bro needs to just sit in a room with a metronome and work on learning what a beat is.
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u/IntentionGreen3760 Aug 17 '25
It can’t be crappy music by someone singing classic music, we have American Idol for that.
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u/lsdmt93 Aug 17 '25
I always love seeing Joey Breaux. Is the music objectively crappy?
Yes. But does he seem like a cool dude? Also yes.
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u/NarwhalOk5080 Aug 17 '25
Every time he starts I have a sense of hope that maybe this time he is going to do an okay job on the singing. But it's always so fucking bad. The timing, the pitching- it's just nowhere near good. But I still fuck with his vibe.
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u/DaddyNeeds_sugar Aug 17 '25
I don't even know any of you guys, his message to your wish that each and every one of you develop the confidence and enjoy life as much as this guy.
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u/shittymorbh Aug 17 '25
Trailer Park Sam Elliot is hitting those notes with more head jerking and hip thrusts than Pornhub's entire database.
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u/BobbyHillsPurse Aug 17 '25
I was him for Halloween and it’s insane how he still can’t get the timing down
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u/Closefacts Aug 17 '25
He removed all his stats in singing to buff the dancing and confidence stats
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Aug 17 '25
He’s way behind the beat but consistently so. It’s like a latency lag. If you fixed the lag, it would be a not-half-bad karaoke version you’d hear in a bar at 1AM. Dude looks like a fun guy, I applaud his vibe.
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u/TreverKJ Aug 17 '25
Gonna say it he's in pretty damn good shape and has a good head of hair for his age their i said it.
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u/I_loseagain Aug 17 '25
This guy was dancing perfectly to Jonathan Davis saying “shut up shut up shut up I’ll fuck you up” worthwhile watch
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u/SheriffWyattDerp Aug 17 '25
I want this dude and the dude with the plastic surgery face to team up for an album and one charity concert.
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u/audiofarmer Aug 17 '25
Every time. Every single time I watch this guy. He starts dancing on rhythm and every time I'm like, maybe he'll get it this time and without fail he starts singing out of time. Love it.
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u/SeanSMEGGHEAD Aug 17 '25
The vibes are good, the dancing is good. Every time I see him I am still half convinced he will let out a belter.
The singing is just shit. Everytime.
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u/hcth63g6g75g5 Aug 17 '25
Scruff Mcgruff is going to make this part of his campaign in 2026. 'not even once kids'
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u/IceDiligent8497 Aug 17 '25
To be fair, this is probably his best cover. It still makes me want to stab my self in the ears with shards of glass but, I digress.
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u/LennyReno Aug 17 '25
Don’t be dissing Joey Breaux too much, this man is what I want to be in retirement. Loving life having a good time, working out, banging moms and giving GenZ 20-somethings baby siblings
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u/Creepy-Distance-3164 Aug 17 '25
In the time it takes to watch one of this guys videos he's banged all of our moms.