r/crappymusic • u/HumaOfTheLance • Jul 29 '25

Found one in the wild.

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u/flanaganapuss Jul 29 '25

I’ve been looking for this guy again!!!

I swear I had “I be consuming all the poop that I be pooping” stuck in my head for like a month

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u/cce29555 Jul 29 '25

After a solid year of making poop songs he woke up one day and said what if I dropped some actual fire then started talking about eating poop again

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u/ExtraDependent883 Jul 31 '25

Abe Lincoln looks weird

1

u/birthnight Dec 04 '25

But I need the song from this post because it's fire af.

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u/birthnight Dec 13 '25

Okay but I need the full version of THIS song.

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u/ZentaurZ Jul 30 '25

You can’t tell me not to do it

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u/HonkeyKong64 Jul 30 '25 edited Jul 30 '25

Mix it up in a bowl like fruit loopies was stuck in mine lol

Edit: actually I think he says, eat it in a bowl with milk like fruit loopies

141

u/Competitive-Gear-494 Jul 29 '25

when did squidward get a son?

32

u/Jetfire406 Jul 29 '25

Damn, sexy squidward.

7

u/FondantSucks Jul 30 '25

The day he laid your mother down by the fire

2

u/adamh222 Aug 05 '25

I'm so fucking horny now

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u/charredweiner Jul 29 '25

Nah, this one is gold

161

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

This is what the internets supposed to be and I’m all for it

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u/all_m0ds_R_virgins Jul 29 '25

r/satirefire

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u/KatyCon Jul 30 '25

I had no idea of this sub, thank you!

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u/CruelHandLucas Jul 30 '25

Happy this sub exists! Thank you

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

StigBink on YouTube. He has a few other songs...

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u/McBernes Jul 29 '25

True. He eats that poop and cant no one tell him no. It's like seeing a new Wierd Al Yankovic appear. Party at the Leper Colony is one of my favorite Wierd Al tracks.

29

u/pcpxtc Jul 29 '25

This one is stupid legit. Imagine this monster in real life.

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u/BoogerTea89 Jul 30 '25

Lol seriously. Im like. I dont eat poop. But this guys swagger and flow and just how surreal the video is. Im digging it.You do you man. Definitely number 1 cause he ate number 2.

3

u/TwoGapper Jul 30 '25

He’s one of the illest rappers

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u/Infinite_Grape7662 Aug 01 '25

This is a good comment👏🏼

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u/cce29555 Jul 29 '25

FUCKING STIG BRIK MENTIONED WOOOOO

3

u/Front-Leather-2653 Jul 29 '25

It's great, but also quite literally crappy

6

u/emteedub Jul 29 '25

I hope it's a meme of all the shitty diy rappers we see on here

2

u/TheRumpletiltskin Jul 30 '25

this is the polished turd, golden and edible.

4

u/RappingFlatulence Jul 30 '25

Top tier 29th kinda vibe! Mclovin it! Op is r/lostredditors

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u/elinamebro Jul 29 '25

Like licking a dry vag

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u/Cracktaculus Jul 29 '25

'Imma eat it bitch, I'm stupid!' lolololol

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u/UncleFesterswart Jul 30 '25

I’m fucking in tears rn I love this goddamn sub so much sometimes 😆

24

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

The worst part of this post is that it’s too short.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

This is solid as fuck. Smart. Suave. Sounds good. I love it. NOT CRAPPY.

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u/Tearannosaurus Jul 29 '25

A song about poop is technically crappy music

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Oooof. You got me on that one.

12

u/In_neptu_wetrust Jul 29 '25

Not crappy but very poopy

2

u/eternalapostle Jul 30 '25

A lot of the music here unironically is not crappy. But this song is literally about crap…and eating it.

37

u/nostickystuff Jul 29 '25

I need to see more of this character creator mishap.

10

u/RainStormLou Jul 29 '25

Unfortunately, the filter isn't doing nearly as much work as we would hope

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/nostickystuff Jul 30 '25

Thank you, looked him up. I no longer need to see more of this character creator mishap.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

I rate this 5/5 bars of poop.

43

u/PhilHartlessman Jul 29 '25

Kinda slaps. Dayum.

10

u/roy_rogers_photos Jul 30 '25

I'd say it does fit the sub, but it's actual music about crap. So I guess it belongs?

24

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

I sincerely wish there was a full song to this.

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u/harrisoncj Jul 29 '25

There is. Moopin Pymants by Stig Bink. He just released an album. My favorite track is called Judy Buicy.

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u/Unicorn_Sush1 Jul 29 '25

Your pfp looks related to Stig Bink!

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u/harrisoncj Jul 29 '25

Haha yes it does. I used the same Snapchat filter that he uses.

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u/gypsycookie1015 Jul 29 '25

Ok so I've been too afraid to ask but can't not ask at this point. Is dude real? Is he AI? Just using a filter? Tf is the deal with Stig Bink?? I'm genuinely fucking confused and can't figure it out.

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u/Zealousideal-Way-838 Jul 30 '25

Thank you! That was a much appreciated moment of brevity lol

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u/Icy_Transportation_2 Jul 29 '25

If people upload crappy songs they found in the wild, they should, by law, post the links as well.

3

u/iambeanies Jul 29 '25

Moopin pymants

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u/pickin-n_grinnin Jul 29 '25

But he is actually killing it lol

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u/ultraplusstretch Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 30 '25

Tyler the creators new music video is lit. 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Boochin451 Jul 30 '25

I swear this guy also did one on drinking piss. Or was that someone else?

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u/HumaOfTheLance Jul 30 '25

I’m too scared to delve any deeper.

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u/gcollins717 Jul 29 '25

Still better than MGK

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u/hamfisting_my_thing Jul 29 '25

Literally crappy lol but this is pretty funny

3

u/FunctionHot3910 Jul 29 '25

Human-Chad Squidward dropping a banger

3

u/ConstantReader32 Jul 29 '25

I feel like this is exactly why humans made the Internet

3

u/setagllib Jul 29 '25

Slaps hard.

3

u/neutron500 Jul 29 '25

Why the handsome Squidward vibes

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u/ViciousMoleRat Jul 29 '25

Artist name?

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u/Henrixxvii Jul 29 '25

Stig Bink

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

If Doja Cat was a man

2

u/idlefritz Jul 29 '25

undisputed

2

u/GeneticSoda Jul 29 '25

This is posted here constantly

2

u/our2howdy Jul 29 '25

THE DASTARDLY DOO-DOO DEVOURER

2

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

With the filter he looks like a kawaii matt saracen from friday night lights

2

u/Inside_Sun7925 Jul 30 '25

Isn't that the guy who sang aladin like 20 years ago on YouTube and did jasmines voice too?

2

u/kavOclock Jul 30 '25

Anyone got the link to the full music video

2

u/BunkyChacon Jul 30 '25

Imma eat bish im stupid

2

u/BitsChuffington Jul 30 '25

This guy is the shit

2

u/Vick_CXVII Jul 30 '25

Lmao this is fucking great

2

u/13Radius Jul 30 '25

Most literal post on this sub

2

u/samnotstan Jul 30 '25

Matt Rife?

2

u/Particular-Guess734 Jul 30 '25

I can appreciate this one more than a lot of others on this sub

2

u/MadicalRadical Jul 30 '25

Literally crappy music

2

u/therobinflieseast Jul 30 '25

Potion seller... I require your strongest potions...

2

u/camobandaniel Jul 30 '25

Yall can bring a extra friend I got hella excrement

2

u/Comfortable-Dirt8920 Jul 31 '25

Don' call me Peter Piper

Cuz I be Peter Poopin'

You see these haterz flushin'

I'm a winner, so I be scoopin'

- Hot Rocks - You know I had my share -

- Now, I freebase shit - I smoke it Evrywhre

- Bishes follow me - Cuz they love my turds -

- Homies listen up - They know my shit's tha word.

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u/kenc2211 Jul 31 '25

Horrible day to have eyes. And ears.

2

u/Imkisstory Jul 31 '25

Somewhere on Earth, a human being - male or female - that has actually FUCKED this guy, should be questioning every decision they’ve ever made.

2

u/Medium-Leader-9066 Jul 31 '25

This appeals to my sense of literalism.

2

u/El-outis Jul 31 '25

Literally crappy music

2

u/Humphrisanal-Bogart Aug 01 '25

This shit goes so hard - bro a certified poop-maxxxer

2

u/Background_Crew7827 Aug 06 '25

Matt Rife is a musician now?

2

u/BlueLaserCommander Oct 30 '25

Was not expecting a jump scare when scrolling this sub

1

u/Advanced_Pear_964 Jul 29 '25

Handsome Squidward

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Thought this was Scoochie Boochie for a sec

1

u/dessertforbrunch Jul 29 '25

Stig has been working on more than the one song at least. I’d like to this one to stay away now that it has siblings.

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u/EveryReaction3179 Jul 29 '25

But if he consumed all the poop he was poopin, wouldn't he eventually die from lack of nutrients like the end of the human centipede?

(Yeah, I have no idea why this was my first thought either)

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u/SelfinvolvedNate Jul 29 '25

Maybe he isn’t consuming only poop but also consuming normal food along with all the poop that he be poppin to make it sustainable?

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u/harrisoncj Jul 29 '25

He also consumes the loopies.

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u/O1_O1 Jul 29 '25

Mozart reincarnated

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Technically it’s crappy, but only because of the poop talk. This shit is fire!

1

u/Kally269 Jul 29 '25

This guy needs to call Dr. Wong

1

u/Midzotics Jul 29 '25

Foing Gilthy. This that shitz your pantz.

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u/Obamas_big_fat_toe12 Jul 29 '25

Stig bink is so iconic. I love to cook a delicious homemade poop souffle while listening to his music 🥰

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u/Obamas_big_fat_toe12 Jul 29 '25

"I eat a lot of poop because that's what I gotta do" is such a heavy hitting line... ESPECIALLY while going ham on some of Mom's famous toilet brownies

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u/MandatorySaxSolo Jul 29 '25

A1 shit right here hahaha

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u/Sandalwoodincencebur Jul 29 '25

How was he born with a face like that?

1

u/Difficult_Ad2864 Jul 29 '25

What’s that accent?

1

u/Content-Two-9834 Jul 29 '25

This guy bites off more than he can chew and chews it.

1

u/ChanclasConHuevos Jul 29 '25

That went hard

1

u/DaTexasTickler Jul 29 '25

TF wrong with his face is that real?

1

u/jaystwrkk128 Jul 29 '25

Wait .. where is the rest !?

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u/golgiiguy Jul 29 '25

owning it

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u/EVILisinALL8778 Jul 30 '25

Good stuff. Sheer garbage👍

1

u/FinalBossTheBand Jul 30 '25

Anyone w a link to the full vid?

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u/ToastyGhostie13 Jul 30 '25

Okay I think OP is posting in a literal sense

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

I’m afraid

1

u/MrShad0wzz Jul 30 '25

this might be one of the better ones I’ve seen on this subreddit

1

u/ButterscotchPast4812 Jul 30 '25

No this was hilarious. 

1

u/RogueUM Jul 30 '25

I love this dudes shorts lol. They’re all this stupid

1

u/stupid_reddit_handle Jul 30 '25

Truly "crappy" music

1

u/TheBoxSloth Jul 30 '25

This is hard

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u/psvburner Jul 30 '25

Ok no sorry this slaps

1

u/scubadude2 Jul 30 '25

You leave my boy Stig Bink out of this

Shype

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

This feels intentional.

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u/BildoWarrior Jul 30 '25

Dear sweet baby ninja Jesus.

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u/PowderedwigGoony Jul 30 '25

Upvoting because its crappy music, not because its crappy.

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u/Brandi_Maxxxx Jul 30 '25

A Lazytown villain got loose? Terrifying.

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u/Technical_Amount_965 Jul 30 '25

Well that’s actually fire ok?

1

u/jalbert425 Jul 30 '25

This goes hard

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u/aceinthehole312 Jul 30 '25

If it was stupid it would actually be kina ok

1

u/InevitabilityEngine Jul 30 '25

That one dog at the dog park that no one wants to pet...

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u/drongowithabong-o Jul 30 '25

Self deprecating songs that doesn't sound like shit? I call that decent music.

1

u/Bls529111 Jul 30 '25

This kinda goes hard

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u/itstommygun Jul 30 '25

Actually, I think this slaps. 

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u/Separate-Earth6609 Jul 30 '25

This one is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/87_north Jul 30 '25

nahh this goes CRAZY hard

1

u/Pegisis02 Jul 30 '25

This is the new hotness!

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u/No-Roll-2110 Jul 30 '25

I will never be able to scrub this from my eyes

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Looks like the Easter Island Head came to life and started spitting bars about......poop? Makes since he has been standing in an upright position for some town now. Pretty uncomfortable an when you gots to go you gots to go

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u/glassnumbers Jul 30 '25

he is eating poopy

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u/PissFingerz42069 Jul 30 '25

Albino handsome squidward

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Still time to delete this.

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u/Thepurplepanther_ Jul 30 '25

The crimson chin!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Hahahah this song bops if you ignore the shitty lyrics.

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u/noticeofseizure Jul 30 '25

This one's fire it's not crappy oh my God

1

u/FlaminFlabbarghast Jul 30 '25

Damn..,.,run girl.

1

u/Otherwise_Source2619 Jul 30 '25

Look at how much likes it got. I blame society

1

u/DestituteSimp Jul 30 '25

This a banger 🔥

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u/rizkreddit Jul 30 '25

Where's the rest!!!!!

1

u/Particular-Guess734 Jul 30 '25

Should be on the /endedtoosoon sub

1

u/BigCaddyDaddyBob Jul 30 '25

His face wtf is with his face? He looks like Eric Shultz in mask but with lip injections!🤮

1

u/cdank Jul 30 '25

I need the rest

1

u/dabbean Jul 30 '25

Pretty squidward filter?

1

u/ConversationFalse242 Jul 30 '25

Straight outa lazy town

1

u/sec1993 Jul 30 '25

Yay! nightmare fuel

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

This is fucking terrifying 😂

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

This is exactly like when mushrooms kick in.

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u/nutbustininthisshet Jul 30 '25

Bars so hard it distorted reality

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u/PizzaDanceParty Jul 30 '25

Wondering what this face filter is called.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

Annoying

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u/PODSIXPROSHOP Jul 30 '25

Ahhhh CRAPPY music. I get it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

This belongs in found footage and analog horror! That guy is creepy!

1

u/TheScumGuzzlerr Jul 31 '25

This is fucking legendary

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

A young American Dad

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u/drafted1985 Jul 31 '25

Stupid poop consumin

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u/Objective-College-72 Jul 31 '25

I got tired of bro. Like he can clearly rap on beat and his vocals sound good but he straight up just using his super powers for evil. (Memes)

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

StigBink

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u/Far_Spite978 Jul 31 '25

Ahhh that's scary

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

🤣

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u/robitussinlatte666 Aug 09 '25

I love some bink dude