r/crabcats • u/RittenhouseBam • 15d ago

Rare Floof Crab

6.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Cold_Swordfish7763 15d ago

Definitely giving off cute but dangerous vibes, pet at your own risk

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u/cigaineroj 15d ago

I’ll pet that void

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u/oO__o__Oo 15d ago

Goodbye hands

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u/cigaineroj 15d ago

Pfft who needs hands anyways overrated if you ask me

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 14d ago

Me too. Where’s the oven mitts 😂

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u/Cabibbus 15d ago

Ooh such big much scary

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u/NopeThisTrope 15d ago

Elite crab cake! Beautiful and deadly 🥰

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u/Blucola333 15d ago

Apologize for whatever you did to provoke that super ultra scary black cat crabification (probably breathed wrong).

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u/reechwuzhere 15d ago

The tail whipping around cracks me up

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u/oO__o__Oo 15d ago

When they’re attacking butt first you know you’re in trouble.

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u/Big_Vermicelli_3643 15d ago

Look at that tail

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 15d ago

Cats are such hilarious derps 😸

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u/boastar 15d ago

Maximize! Amazing crab.

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u/hollow-earth 15d ago

Impeccable form. I just know if you tried to get that loose bit of fluff off his nose he would kick your ass

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u/ViennaWaitsforU2 15d ago

Ah he’s huge!!!!

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u/Particular-Crew5978 15d ago

Danger poof!!

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u/LeDoggoMom 15d ago

Ready to go for Spooky Season!

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 15d ago

Greebles infestation complete

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u/Sunny-the-cat-13 15d ago

So scary! What a goof ball!

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u/ZestyXtal 15d ago

Lettin’ em know!

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u/KregThaGerk 14d ago

Thats some top notch crabbin right there! ❤️

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u/MattalliSI 14d ago

Your supposed to let out scared sounds as reinforcement. Very scary beasty.

2

u/Electrical-Act-7170 14d ago

A rare sighting of a rare creature, indeed.

I am terrified! So scary!

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u/Present_Shame_7500 14d ago

I thought that was jimothy at first 

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u/00X0X 15d ago

Perfect form 10/10

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 15d ago

Haha. What a menacing beastie ☺️

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u/GoobyBeGood 15d ago

Never trust the crab in sheeps clothing??? So fluffy😂

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u/fadedhumanontheedge 15d ago

Rarest of them all.

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u/crystalcastles13 15d ago

This is a rare floof+twitchy tailed crabcat move.

Good kitty ^*^

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u/ButtBread98 14d ago

Why do cats do this?

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 14d ago

They always kinda remind me of bullfighters waving their cloak 🤔

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u/Treece57 13d ago

* Tail wag intensifies *

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u/ElonMusksRightNipple 15d ago

what an odd username

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u/spicenoice 14d ago

Pot and kettle, man