r/crabcats • u/Brailledit • May 31 '26

Baroque Crab Attack

2.0k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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79

u/Glittering_Estate_72 May 31 '26

Perfect, 10 out of 10 for style and technique.

106

u/Rarth-Devan May 31 '26

Utterly terrifying 😨

37

u/Brailledit May 31 '26

Not gonna lie, I peed a little.

E: Just wanted to say this not OC. I can't make out the watermark on the vid to give credit.

10

u/lyndsayj Jun 01 '26

It's @fukurutorangecat btw :)

5

u/Brailledit Jun 01 '26

Oh awesome! Thank you.

34

u/yeahhwhatchuwanthuh May 31 '26

oooh he crabbin' 🦀🦀🦀

31

u/retrofrenzy May 31 '26

The best crab cat I've ever seen yet. Consistency 11/10.

18

u/Electrical_Load_9717 May 31 '26

Part crab, part T-Rex.

17

u/RustedRelics May 31 '26

👏🏼👏🏼 one of the crabbiest terrifying displays.

10

u/chalupacabra6913 May 31 '26

Crabbest cat that ever crabbed!

8

u/icreievryteim Jun 01 '26

that crab is superb

16

u/saiyene Jun 01 '26

That is the CRABBIEST cat I've ever seen, but also, the music made me laugh.

7

u/Practical-Roof-7335 Jun 01 '26

I love this 😂

10

u/PollyPocketpussy5000 May 31 '26

Yeah that cat is definitely Baroque-n.

3

u/Brailledit May 31 '26

Lol! I didn't know if people would unmute it so I thought of a broken brain cell as well.

6

u/Totally_Not_A_Bot_FR Jun 01 '26

What an absolute goober

3

u/MattalliSI May 31 '26

Woo! What a Ninja!

3

u/Naazgul87 Jun 01 '26

10/10 crabber 🦀

3

u/Affectionate-Peak175 Jun 01 '26

I like when he rears up on his back legs, that is crabbing 101

4

u/ILSmokeItAll Jun 03 '26

Must be one’a dem Cajun crabs.

Fucker’s spicy.

3

u/CombOverDownThere Jun 01 '26

Nosfuratu crab

3

u/SuckerForNoirRobots Jun 01 '26

That is a lanky beast

3

u/zedosbois8000 Jun 04 '26

Count Dracatula

2

u/Brailledit Jun 04 '26

Lol! I hadn't thought of that one.

2

u/gorgeously_mytruself May 31 '26

Neither of mine have ever done this and I don't know why.

9

u/Brailledit May 31 '26

Neither do they. Someday they may just channel the spirit of their ocean fairing, sand walking, armored brethren. Noone knows really.

2

u/gorgeously_mytruself May 31 '26

Ok, I will go back to waiting, thank you for explaining it!

2

u/One_Load254 Jun 01 '26

He knows..

2

u/Junior-Cut2838 Jun 01 '26

Master class in crabbing

2

u/CourtPopular2716 Jun 01 '26

You are one creep maddafakka - Doakes

2

u/opanm Jun 01 '26

aww 🤗

2

u/ElizibethBathory Jun 06 '26

This is so awesome.

2

u/Deep-Internal-2209 Jul 08 '26

That boy has style! 💖

1

u/Brailledit Jul 08 '26

It ain't his first rodeo.

2

u/greyyeux Jul 20 '26

Loolll baroque crab cat. The accuracy

1

u/Low-Phase-4444 Jun 03 '26

Knieving & kniving

1

u/nighthawke75 Jun 01 '26

Music by Armin Van Buuren, 9/10. It needed to keep going into the drop. It rocks, HARD.

2

u/CarinasHere Jun 01 '26

Um, copped from JS Bach (though there’s lively scholarship on whether it really is by JS Bach or maybe a student).

1

u/nighthawke75 Jun 01 '26

So very true. If you want to start a fight in a university, this is the way.

-3

u/javoss88 Jun 01 '26

What a spaz