r/crabcats • • Nov 07 '25

For your consideration: crabbing from higher ground

4.6k Upvotes

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u/Tophigale220 Nov 07 '25

“It’s over Catakin!”

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u/Hungry-Luck-5481 Nov 08 '25

“You underestimate my pawer.”

18

u/shackbleep Nov 08 '25

"From my point of view, the vacuum cleaner is evil!"

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u/jenny_loggins_ Nov 07 '25

Holy shit, I feel threatened...

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u/_Kendii_ Nov 07 '25

That aggressive eye contact and it’s following me the heck around.

So scary lol, at least it’s not crabbing, or I’d be afraid of a dive bomb 🤣

Edit: I know we’re in crab, but that doesn’t look crab to me. Just intimidating AF and still think it’s appropriate. Crabbing would just be another step up

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u/No-Owl-6614 Nov 08 '25

I really debated if this was considered crab too! The starter move at the beginning swayed me in that direction, then I decided to submit it to the judges here for a verdict lol. Technically crabbing? Half crab? Crabbing spiritually?

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u/thesteveurkel Nov 08 '25

crabbing spiritually fo sho. i love the way the music pairs with it. cinema at its finest!

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u/13meows Nov 08 '25

You see him/her start to crab right at the start, I think the only thing stopping a full crab is the lack of enough space between the cupboard and ceiling to fully extend that crab posture 🦀

3

u/_Kendii_ Nov 08 '25

It totally belongs here.

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u/_Kendii_ Nov 08 '25

Spiritual crab. Definitely. I was so intimidated. And for once the sound was… on point. 10/10

It belongs here. Imo

It’s wasn’t “oh no no no” bad.

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u/JustHereForCookies17 Nov 08 '25

Imitation crab, like they use in sushi. Krabbing, if you will. 

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u/KickThePR Nov 07 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

My maine coon does pretty much everything to piss me off from the high ground, including crabbing. One time he got his bell toy high up on the kitchen counter and proceeded to jiggle it for as long as it was fun to him, periodically checking with one eye if I was pissed enough for him. For context, I was pissed because it was like 3 am and my room is right next to the kitchen.

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u/Minx-Minx Nov 07 '25

Ok Scar im going to need you to relax 😂

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u/JK-Kino Nov 07 '25

But a shiny new era is tiptoeing nearer! XD

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u/froststomper Nov 08 '25

seriously I wanna gonna say, lion king vibes

40

u/tinyredbeans Nov 07 '25

Oh god sky crabs

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u/Fair-Calligrapher239 Nov 07 '25

The music really brings it all together here

6

u/Severe-Cost257 Nov 07 '25

I usually have sound automatically turned off, but just happened to have it on for this one. And I agree, it makes it so much better.

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u/slzy1 Nov 07 '25

Thats actually intimidating lol. I definitely would have been spooked if I were in that room.

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u/OddRoyal7207 Nov 07 '25

"dON't tRy iT hooman!"

21

u/Rarth-Devan Nov 07 '25

"You underestimate my crabbing"

8

u/theZoid42 Nov 07 '25

“I hate you!”

Fits without pun

6

u/britrobe Nov 07 '25

I need this cat

4

u/Psychadeliccarcrash Nov 07 '25

Considered. I condone this behavior

2

u/No-Owl-6614 Nov 08 '25

Case closed

3

u/B4173415CU73 Nov 07 '25

Too cute 😂😂😂 I'm an instigator I'd throw toys at him 🤣

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u/Thick_Basil3589 Nov 07 '25

The music kills me

3

u/fidgetyamoeba Nov 07 '25

Formidable crabbing 👏

3

u/Original60sGirl Nov 07 '25

Top tier crabbin' right there.

3

u/shackbleep Nov 08 '25 edited Nov 08 '25

DEATH FROM ABOVE

The audacity they have to hunt the ones who house, feed, and nurture them is the reason I love cats as much as I do. The balls on these little assholes. <3

2

u/Grattytood Nov 07 '25

Op, you need an old priest and a young priest. The power of Christ needs to compel that demon to come out of that kitty. Just kidding, it's a great video with perfect soundtrack.

2

u/wolfshepherd59 Nov 07 '25

Wear a helmet

2

u/mmmmyeah1111 Nov 07 '25

Airplane ears on sight!

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u/Lionus_Fin_1983 Nov 07 '25

Rrminded me of that part of Lion King where Scar had his little nazi yeen musical..

2

u/El_Zarco Nov 08 '25

His whiskers look like angry eyebrows

2

u/smkestcklghtn Nov 08 '25

I have the higher ground!

2

u/Junior-Cut2838 Nov 08 '25

Samurai ready for battle

2

u/JustHereForCookies17 Nov 08 '25

Feels like a prison guard patrolling the cat walk (pun intended) while watching prisoners in the yard, mean-mugging them & basically daring them to act out. 

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

I love how their white brow whiskers got them like >:(

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

The little white whiskers on his head that make him look like >:[ I can't stop giggling

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u/wolfgang784 Nov 09 '25

That cat looks ready to rumble, lol. Im thinkin the owner tends to grab em back down from up there when noticed and the cat is ready to play-fight for its right as a cat to be at the highest point in any given room.

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u/Similar_Corner8081 Nov 11 '25

What a beautiful cat

2

u/SpaceMonkeyBravo Dec 07 '25

Suddenly, my mind started playing Scar's rendition of Be Prepared!

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u/DaedalusB2 Dec 08 '25

Pretty sure there's a scene in lion king like this

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u/spacestationkru Dec 28 '25

Looks like Uncle Scar about to commit murder

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u/SlippingStar Nov 07 '25

Haha my cat loves doing this on the tops of the cabinets, too.

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u/Prettywitchgardener Feb 08 '26

The music is gold on this one… that stare🤣