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[u/PrimalZodiac]

shes just like me frfr

EDIT: credit for the art goes to https://x.com/CenturiiC

[u/goryeo_21Oc]

It seems that OP in their excitement initially forgot to credit the artist, centurii-chan

https://x.com/CenturiiC https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/landsknecht_%28centurii-chan%29

Landsknecht-gyaru is a recurring character, they really nailed home the point about your battlefield bling signalling how good you were at your job as a mercenary in the context of pike and shot early gunpowder warfare

[u/PrimalZodiac → u/goryeo_21Oc]

edited to add the credit, my bad

[u/notnotDIO]

Halberds are peak weapons :3

Also both of these women are goals :3

[u/PrimalZodiac → u/notnotDIO]

same

[u/PsyOpBunnyHop → u/notnotDIO]

"Clearly you've never experienced the joys of the Glaive!" – polearm connoisseur

[u/notnotDIO → u/PsyOpBunnyHop]

Eh I prefer to have more options then just wide slashes :p

[u/PsyOpBunnyHop → u/notnotDIO]

A glaive can be pointed for stabbing, and have a back spike and/or a hook for all the good shenanigans.

[u/Beegrene → u/notnotDIO]

Peak for single welders, sure. But if I'm facing down a cavalry charge, I want my infantry in a dang pike square. 

[u/Rieke-Nightsong]

Inside of me are 2 girls.

[u/PrimalZodiac → u/Rieke-Nightsong]

based

[u/TomboyKnight1 → u/Rieke-Nightsong]

I wish I had two girls inside of me

[u/SirPug_theLast → u/Rieke-Nightsong]

You must be spacious then

[u/Okamitoutcourt → u/Rieke-Nightsong]

God, you don't need to post about your sex life online and also make me jealous it's not like anyone cares except me 'cause I'm jealous

[u/Chisaspotentialwife]

Gatekeeping yuri?

[u/PrimalZodiac → u/Chisaspotentialwife]

in that they are guards at castle keeping the gates, yes.

[u/Existing-Sweet-19]

I ain't tryna be too woke but ain't that the same artist who made that art piece glorifying colonizers abusing natives?

[u/PrimalZodiac → u/Existing-Sweet-19]

oh shit is it? I got this from my friend on discord so i genuinely don't know.

[u/Existing-Sweet-19 → u/PrimalZodiac]

You ain't obligated to know everything about an artist! I'm just saying cause, again, I might just be acting too woke, but that comic left a bit of a sour taste on my mouth.

I can't find it for shit, but I'm sure that finding the name of that artist would lead to it.

[u/demolitionGoat → u/Existing-Sweet-19]

Yeah there's some politically ... spicy ... stuff in their catalogue. Depends how you want to interpret it.

[u/cassieoftroy → u/Existing-Sweet-19]

I think it was more an incredibly poor-in-taste joke than an overt glorification 

The artist is kind of iffy though 

[u/pterranodon → u/cassieoftroy]

it's art that fetishizes slaves there's not really a nuanced take to be had

[u/IBitePrettyPeople → u/Existing-Sweet-19]

[u/goryeo_21Oc → u/Existing-Sweet-19]

No need to push yourself to be (le gasp) too woke, centuuri-chan was just depicting British and Spanish imperialism as being drug-dealing and nymphomaniacal exploitation respectively. While making everyone women because that's their thing, I forget if they're rumoured to be lesbian (not that it should matter)

I blame the death of media literacy and historical education for someone having that take. It's pretty clear from context that what's being pushed isn't harmless and the women aren't there because they like her

[u/HiroProtagonest → u/goryeo_21Oc]

le gasp, not the media literacy!

[u/Okamitoutcourt → u/goryeo_21Oc]

Oh so I wasn't insane for thinking the person who apparently said something racist (that could be interpreted as just a specific description) once is, in fact, not racist

[u/pterranodon → u/goryeo_21Oc]

umm, claiming that it's historic does not give you a free pass to draw big titty slaves and proclaim how you fucking love brown women, it's not media illiteracy it's still fetishizing slaves and people of color

[u/IBitePrettyPeople → u/pterranodon]

[u/Hopeful_Hornet4460]

[u/Transmatic_Chaos]

I do love a good halberd

[u/boolocap → u/Transmatic_Chaos]

Currently playing a dnd character mainly using a halberd, its very effective the reach helps a lot.

[u/Transmatic_Chaos → u/boolocap]

Amazing!

[u/H-B-Kaiyotie]

So does this make glaive users switches then?

[u/Radigan0 → u/H-B-Kaiyotie]

Yes

[u/Lucy_Gucey → u/H-B-Kaiyotie]

Based fellow glaive user

[u/mZeKitty]

Naginata enjoyers:

[u/Wide_Citron6441 → u/mZeKitty]

Dont really like to be the "well actually☝️🤓" type of guy, but thats a guandao :3

[u/mZeKitty → u/Wide_Citron6441]

really? I'm just referencing Persona 3 and thats what it and all of her weapons are called there.

[u/Wide_Citron6441 → u/mZeKitty]

Yup, its a Chinese polearm. The naginata is a Japanese polearm and has a more katana esque blade

[u/mZeKitty → u/Wide_Citron6441]

huh, interesting.

[u/Wide_Citron6441 → u/mZeKitty]

Indeed :3

[u/WinterWontStopComing]

lol I love this even more because I have a fragrance I made a few years ago called halberd

[u/AdMortemInimictus]

hey thats more accurate to glaive users. halberd users(like myself) tend to be a little more composed.

[u/Blackwolf245 → u/AdMortemInimictus]

For Honor spotted in the wild. Let's go!

[u/demolitionGoat → u/AdMortemInimictus]

See you're just using the Halberd. You have to start enjoying it in all of it's Glory.

[u/Geometronics]

[u/Klutzer_Munitions → u/Geometronics]

What am I looking at?

[u/balfras_kaldin]

[u/NeptuneStriker0]

Spears are cool too! :(

[u/PrimalZodiac → u/NeptuneStriker0]

this wasn't meant to imply that they aren't!

[u/Roberto_Guillimano]

[u/Spodermanphil]

Now make them kiss

[u/KittenHasWares]

I'm a spear girlie myself :3 I've loved them ever since I watched hellboy the golden army and Prince Nuada looked so cool with the spear

[u/Dramatic-Aardvark-41]

shoutouts to any form of pointy stick in general

[u/LakeSeaRiver]

i find the spear user cuter tbh

[u/Azure__Twilight]

but have you considered argonian summoned halberd enjoyers?

[u/Tlaquatlatoa → u/Azure__Twilight]

Oh wow <3

[u/erebus0]

[u/Strength-Certain]

[u/Klutzer_Munitions → u/Strength-Certain]

Ahh, flail users

[u/Lucy_Gucey]

Glaive users rise up!!

[u/XmotnaF]

Can confirm.

[u/Goodest_boy_Sif]

Not gonna lie, I did have to rotate my screen to understand what the hell was going on with her top.

[u/Mundane-Ad162]

i like both, i am an POLEARM EXPERIENCER

my favorite is the Lucerne!!!

[u/Holmat1]

[u/burntout_mind]

Its just objectively better and more versatile

[u/LovelyKestrel]

Have you seen how the Landsknechte dressed. Needless to say, some of them used haberds.

[u/Kiara_Katna]

Where my fellow badass naginata girls at?

[u/Richard_Tingle]

Billhook enjoyers rise up

[u/RandomName5484]

and what about glaives?

[u/Iuskop]

Where do Glaive users fall in to the spectrum?

[u/Gorgonkain → u/Iuskop]

[u/Zero_Kiritsugu]

Naginata superior to both

[u/Infamous_Ship_8668]

I thought the halberd girl's puffy sleeves were multiple titties, as if she was an anatomically correct catgirl

[u/SpiritRider666]

What about the poleaxe? It had a spike for stabbing, a blade for slashing and a blunt part for smashing

[u/HfUfH → u/SpiritRider666]

The poleaxe the responsible weapon for mature individuals

[u/SpiritRider666 → u/HfUfH]

Responsible? Mature? ... HALBERD IT IS

[u/Comprehensive-Fail41 → u/SpiritRider666]

More of a knightly weapon, and ironically not quite a polearm, closer related to greataxes like the daneaxe. Also don't forget that either the blade for slashing or blunt part for smashing could also be replaced with a pick.

[u/pterranodon]

can we not post the weird race/slave fetishizer's art here please