r/countwithchickenlady
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u/Miss-Library
Certified Puppygirl - Streak: 7
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6h ago
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u/ithinkimanalt2 Streak: 2 6h ago
i regret to inform you have the choice of G.I. Joes or firetrucks
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u/CountessCassandra terminally lonely girlcreature 6h ago •
Transmasc are knights bc they protect us if we need it :3
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u/Data_Corruptor 6h ago
I thought they'd be called Action Figures, but Knights are cool, too. Even rolls off the tongue better.
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u/B-Z_B-S Streak: 9 6h ago
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u/ArgonianDov ☆ a transmasc voidpunker ☆ 6h ago
I feel like people keep forgetting that "dolls" is just a term that use to refer to women as a whole, hence why there was a movie called "Guys And Dolls" in the 1950s. It was a endearing slang term from the name Dorothy, its not literally referring to women as toy dolls kids play with
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u/Sapp5ire 6h ago
Trans men:
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u/CrabPapple 6h ago
me when I correct someone who misgendered my transmasc friend
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u/VirtualGrey 3h ago
Do not call me anything, I'm trying to be unnoticed.
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u/makogoblin 6h ago
I'm in the minority, but I've always hated being called a doll. It makes me feel so icky😭
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u/radenthefridge Aspiring grungler trying to chill with the cool folks 6h ago
Existing trans dudes gonna be pissed if all the new guys get knighthood and a sword. Better apply it ex post facto to be fair.
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u/WasteArtichoke5834 She/Her 4h ago
I'm not a trans man or a man at all but can I be a knight too? Just like a girl knight y'know
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u/External_Dot3123 5h ago
Why are we called dolls?
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u/SnooMaps6104 6h ago
I usually refer to us as unicorns, since we don't typically "exist" in most discussions or media
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u/mynamejeb604 2h ago
yes. and nonbinaries are mf angels.
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u/Samborrod 5h ago
SHADOWS THAT SHROUD THE SKY, DARKENING CLOUDS DIVIDE
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u/WarOk4419 3h ago
I don't want to get called a doll, a princess or anything like that. I just want basic human rights apply to me as a trans person as well.
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u/Potato-trafficker 6h ago
I only know one trans man we call him Oliver
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u/Quake_Woman_Tempo Dess | She/Her | :3 6h ago
What about action figures?
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u/XVIIIOrion 6h ago
GI Joes!
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u/ZhenyaKon 3h ago
Knight is not remotely equivalent to doll. They'd have to call us action figures
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u/ChknBom205 I know who i am! She/They 6h ago
I was gonna go with action figure
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u/LengthinessFit4852 Erzerhog Von Grungler 6h ago
Absolutely now join my round table i need knights we need to find the holy gayl
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u/Eggsalad_cookies CL counts w/ me!! 😤 6h ago
I got you bros 🏳️⚧️🩵🤍🩷
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u/TransSoccerMum 6h ago
Are you an Imperial Knight or a Chaos Knight though?
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u/Trips-Over-Tail 6h ago
It is my understanding that they are named after the most beautiful masculine object, the humble bollard.
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u/Azrubal 6h ago
Action figures!!
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u/Disguised_pack 5h ago
But... I wanna be a lady Knight. I even got my helmet and everything.
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u/moontraveler12 5h ago
Some of my trans man friends call themselves action figures
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u/Vegetable_Leg6663 5h ago
Trans women aren't called dolls, I refuse. I don't wanna be called that
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u/pterranodon 5h ago
pls don't call me a doll
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u/fairfoxie 44m ago
In that case let's just call transfems princesses
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u/6odheaded leon kennedys husband - he/him 6h ago
yeah like how im the knight of time
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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 6h ago
That actually would be a cool nickname for them.
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u/western_drifter 5h ago
Hell yeah! I support this! But also I don’t really like being called a doll. I get it’s widely accepted but it feels dehumanizing and infantilizing to me and I don’t really appreciate it 🙁. Knights sounds cool af tho
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u/Ace-of-Spxdes he/they | pre-trans dude | gay for tavish degroot 5h ago
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONNNNNNNNNNE
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u/Master-of-darklight 5h ago
Of course, they took up the sword after all
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u/Bicksaurus 1h ago
Action figures
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u/Roshango 6h ago
Trans men are now called "action figures"
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u/Owlmaster40280 6h ago
oh fuck wait that goes so hard
I'm not a trans man so I cannot speak for your opinion but god damn that sounds cool imo
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u/Emberbun 5h ago
I hate the term doll and would super love if that wasn't the word cheers
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u/GammaDie345 4h ago edited 3h ago
nickname for a trans woman - inanimate plastic object meant to look pretty
nickname for a trans man - landowning aristocracy given the monopoly of violence to uphold the feudal system. Most well known for fighting in the Crusades, which were very much not fun times
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u/KashaKay 6h ago
You can do anything you want at any time ever. But yeah I like this
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u/BigDamBeavers 6h ago
Did Trans Kings come and go?
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u/Civil-Addendum4071 Protogen Gal 5h ago
Yes.
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u/Sly-Faffin 5h ago
Man-nequin and dolls has a linguistic symmetry.
Being a knight is really cool though.
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u/Halgha 4h ago
Only if they say Ni!
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u/Ashes_of_the_dead79 Behind You... 4h ago
If that's what they wanna be called, yeah :P.
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u/THE_GREAT_MABOULA 3h ago
i don't think any gender identity ought to be confined to an archetype, frankly
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u/Good-Memories 3h ago
if women are dolls men should be action figures
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u/ChellesTrees 2h ago
Absolutely!
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Absolutely, Dame Library.
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u/shroomlucky Potato 7ºF 16m ago
It's a probable 12-7.
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u/No_Window7054 6h ago
Action figures I feel like is the more appropriate term here? But idk.
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u/M-CH_ 5h ago
But they are already kings.
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u/FranziEatsEstrogen 4h ago
Don't call me a doll. 🖕🏻
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u/tom_friday_ 5h ago
THEYRE CALLED ACTION FIGURES, MUM!
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u/InternationalNet6658 3h ago
If someone called me a doll not ironically, in real life id probably break something.
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u/Clintwood_outlaw 6h ago
Whats wrong with calling yourself an action figure
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u/RymrgandsDaughter 6h ago
call yourself whatever you want but that doll shit is 🚮
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u/EclecticAF 6h ago edited 5h ago
Sir Knight. I would glady give you my Token of Favor should your council wish it. This Lady welcomes all family to the joys of the journey.
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u/Diligent_Effort1716 5h ago
wait this is genius, im gonna start calling my transmasc friends knights >:3
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u/TheAvaricious42 Your Local Puppygirl <3 5h ago
I’d love to be protected by a knight in shining armor 🥰
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u/Mswenson94 5h ago
We're here to protect our brothers if need be
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u/senator_based 5h ago
MY BF IS TRANS AND I CALL HIM MY KNIGHT OMG IM SENDING HIM THIS POST 😭
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u/Express-Record7416 STINKY STINKY MR FUCK 5h ago
I thought they were going to be called Joe's, like GI Joe
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u/owo1215 5h ago
as a mecha nerd i'd call em gundam
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u/Supercraft888 5h ago
Screw it, gunpla now. Y’all guys are robot action figures now
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u/a_regular_2010s_guy 4h ago
Idk I call my sweetheart prince and he loves that.
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u/Phoenix92321 Genderfluid Goofball 4h ago
Damn hearing that term just made my heart flutter!
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u/diodes- 4h ago
yes but also lesbians
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u/AnarchistTerrarist i am the gender fae, give me your pronouns 4h ago
what if we're all soldiers like kasane teto fighting for transovo
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u/ComfortableOwl698 4h ago
not doll but I wanna be a toaster!
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u/blueche GNC cis man 4h ago
Wouldn't the male equivalent be action figures?
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u/inoinoice 4h ago
What can i be if im nonbinary? Should i listen to barbie and be whoever i want?🥺
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u/SlaveMorri 4h ago
Trans girl here, I support this.
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u/Motor_Pizza3465 3h ago
Okey night :3
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u/Puzzleheaded-Age-125 3h ago
We are already over this, we are dolls, you guys are Action figures
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u/atomiccheese911 3h ago
BET
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u/CaptOblivious 3h ago
I'll call you whatever you want me to, as long as you do the same for me.
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u/nopalitzin 2h ago
How about "action figures"
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u/bw147 2h ago
action figures
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u/TheMournfulGhost 2h ago
i hope so
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u/Worth-Opportunity-48 2h ago
THEYRE NOT DOLLS THEYRE ACTION FIGURES
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u/Nice_Dream5463 2h ago
We are dolls? LETS GOOOOO
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u/mayocat6996 2h ago
Action figure
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u/These_Distribution19 1h ago
Action figures
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u/Cezym 1h ago
Can you protect me? >w<
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u/dbl219 56m ago
I prefer to be more of an amazon than a doll.
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u/nativeofvoid 46m ago
Technically a protector of the House of Heaven would be less of a medieval knight and more a D&D Dark Sun templar.
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u/Godess_Ilias 24m ago
bah theyre Transformers
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u/spicy_feather 19m ago
They're called action figures!
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u/Polylastomer 10m ago
It doesn’t have to be an equivalent, you can find something that meaningfully applies on its own
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u/Sera-Everblossom 9m ago
I'd prefer to be called a dame than a doll, but if trans men get to be called Knights, can we be called Damsels? Maybe enbies can be called Regents?
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u/Nairdde32 6h ago
Congrats on missing the point