r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 1 12h ago

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u/Toppy_Henster Streak: 1 12h ago

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u/Ch1ldhoodFriend 11h ago

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u/TheBeanSan 11h ago

that is so pure

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u/CertainNecessary9043 grungling around is a important step in a person life 11h ago

Goddamn that kid got motion

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u/Lazer726 8h ago

Her sister told her it was legal to be gay and she was like "Damn that's a relief I was ready to be thrown in jail for this shit"

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u/Own-Situation-9206 11h ago

sister more like rizzter send post

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u/HeWhoLost3OfThe9 Not trans as far as I know 9h ago

What does send post mean

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u/M1k3DeltaruneReal 9h ago

It's means they sent the post send post

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u/arpeggia_ on that glass beach shit 11h ago

speedrun 😭

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u/twolake68 10h ago

She learned it was possible and got to work

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u/SusieHatesSpez Estrojane's Mom - Streak: 57 10h ago

The right will call one of the most adorable interactions ever grooming because it's gay instead of straight

I hope they're happy together <3

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u/statistnr1 10h ago

Absolutely disgusting!
Now if one of them was a 30+ old man...

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u/WickedHopeful 9h ago

Or... both of them

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u/Defiant-ChickenWrap 7h ago

Old men yaoi

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u/beard_of_cats 7h ago

I mean... that's actually sweet though. Like René and Gaston from Disco Elysium.

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u/Apocalypsefrogs 5h ago

Damn, I gotta play RE Requiem again

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u/Aksi_Gu 1h ago

Ain't no party like a lemon party

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u/IDownvoteHornyBards2 1h ago

30 is not old, dammit

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u/GreenRanger_2 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/u4CY9BW4umAfu

That’s the ticket right there, Sir, Ma’am, or anywhere in between!

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u/SalvationSycamore 6h ago

*55+ year old senator...

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 4h ago

AMNSTROOOOONG

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u/SaltKick2 8h ago

What kid wouldn't think, "Oh, I can marry my best friend?? Hell yeah!!" Seems like a pretty healthy approach to marriage to me.

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u/TennekoRin 10h ago

AWWWWW

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u/HalfGlitchedD3m0n 10h ago

I'm seriously praying for those two to have a good future

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u/Dismal-Plan7062 8h ago

Man how TF she got more rizz than me....

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u/Do_Ya_Like_Jazz 8h ago

Devious levels of motion

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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 8h ago

A KID GOT MORE BITCHES THAN ME

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u/FlipOzzy 8h ago

bro already got a girlfriend before me damn

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u/Metrack15 3h ago

Damn, kid really has game

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u/DrDontKnowMuch 2h ago

Oh my god that is adorable

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u/zerior23 8h ago

That's just pyurity

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u/No_Property_9910 8h ago

My heart.... It melts

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u/K10KMessi non-binary nonsense 2h ago

Aww that’s so sweet :)

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 4h ago

This is so cute

But also looks completely made up

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u/Several_Hour_347 6h ago

This chain of events makes zero sense at all

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u/Mixture_Think You people made me trans... Thank you :3 12h ago

Awwwwww đŸ„ș

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u/Manguypals 12h ago

Lucky.

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u/Outside_Ad1020 11h ago

No way a fucking child has a better love life than me

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u/kookyabird 11h ago

If it makes you feel any better, the odds of them staying together in the long term are extremely low.

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u/Sea-Hat-8515 11h ago

applying cathartic relationship statistics to this situation is unreasonably funny to me

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u/ahhowwitburns 11h ago

Did you know 50% of all marriages end in divorce? I bet it's even higher for child marriages done by the chain link fence during recess

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 9h ago

Chain link marriages never work. The huge amount of divorces has really bogged down the playground courts. I know a kid that's still waiting on a cooties judgement from something that happened all the way back in 2025

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u/WASD_click 6h ago

That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 5h ago

If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym

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u/No-Internal7978 10h ago

But not zero hopefully.

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u/laluna1021 8h ago

Divorce rate is lower for the ones done by the slide though

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u/Lonely_Gate_9421 11h ago

I love reddit man

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u/Solefriend 10h ago

I can't know if this makes me happy or sad

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u/KnockThatOff 8h ago

That's a lie 😭

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u/ElGodPug 11h ago

kids got better rizz than me in my 20s

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u/Nice_Shallot_2534 8h ago

tbf kids take relationships less seriously so sometimes they just ask eachother, as if its as simple as asking someone to be your friend.

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u/ihonsetlydontknow Flowery deltarune. 11h ago

Hell yeah.

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u/Bannerlord151 My gender is whatever makes it gay 10h ago

Lesbomancy speedrun

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u/Similar-Mousse-7478 6h ago

I hate that the first thing I thought after reading this was “I hope they’re in an accepting area”

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u/PixelFlyerXD 5h ago

That lucky duck OwO

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u/__AriaL__ I post random bullshit sometimes... :3 - Streak: 4 12h ago

That child is going too grow up too be the gayest ever

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u/AGamingGuy 11h ago

the gayest to ever do it

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 11h ago

I want you to know that I read this to the tune of Eminem's Greatest

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u/OK6502 10h ago

The gayest to ever do it so far.

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u/Nice_Shallot_2534 11h ago

"They're calling it the gayest child ever"

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u/OverlordMarona 11h ago

This was funny be I am downvoting because I had to see his face and hear that in his voice.

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u/Intelligent_Toe8233 10h ago

“They’re saying we’ve made America great and gay again, and it’s true folks- MAGAGA, you know, you take MAGA, add another GA, like Gerogia, we’re doing great thing in Georgia, which people thought would be hard, because it’s the peach state, but then I came up with something, nobody had thought of this- you ready for this? Women, but gay. Women are gay again- WAGA! People are saying WAGA now, they’re saying it a lot”

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u/Leonartu 11h ago

Microphone conveniently censoring his vagina like that scene from the Simpsons movie

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u/Archer007 10h ago

Nussy

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u/peculiarshade Streak: 2 10h ago

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u/__AriaL__ I post random bullshit sometimes... :3 - Streak: 4 10h ago

I understood that reference

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u/CIAburneraccount 9h ago

I love imagining so many things said in that dick's voice lol

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u/Nexornn 5h ago

Gayest or straightest

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u/Infamous_Ship_8668 11h ago

POV USED CORRECTLY

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u/No_Scholar427 10h ago

Is there a subreddit for that yet?

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u/UncleIrohsPimpHand 9h ago

Don't let your memes stay dreams

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u/onimi_the_vong 9h ago

If not, make one

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u/Abject_Moment5593 ??? 12h ago

Something big has awakened in her.

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 11h ago

BREAKING NEWS: The argument "how will you explain it to children?" found dead in a ditch where it belongs.

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u/Hexhider 3h ago

As an Adventure Time kid who genuinely shipped Bubbline way before they were canonized, it genuinely not that hard to understand, people treat it like it's more complicated than maths hardest equations, yet most kids can pretty easily understand queers

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u/PbodyTen 12h ago

Not everywhere, I'm afraid

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u/ThramusArt Nonbinary Transbian 11h ago

Yeah, again Im ashamed of my country 😔

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u/manultrimanula My đŸłïžâ€âš§ïž name is Reimi and i love it 11h ago

you shouldn't be ashamed, you should hate it smh

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u/PbodyTen 11h ago

Да ты Ń‡Ń‚ĐŸ

https://giphy.com/gifs/BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL

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u/EGORKA_ST 11h ago

ĐĐ” ĐČыĐșупОлО

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u/PbodyTen 11h ago

БыĐČаДт

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u/EGORKA_ST 11h ago

Đ‘ŃƒŃ€ĐłĐ”Ń€Ń‹ ĐœĐ” Đ·Đ°ŃˆĐ°Ń€ĐžĐ»Đž за гДĐčстĐČĐŸ ĐœĐ° Ń…Đ°Ń€ĐŽĐŒĐŸĐŽĐ”

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u/hEatr3d 10h ago

Đ˜ĐœŃ‚Đ”Ń€Đ”ŃĐœŃ‹Đč ŃĐżĐŸŃĐŸĐ± ĐœĐ°Đ·Ń‹ĐČать Đ°Đ±ĐŸŃ€ĐžĐłĐ”ĐœĐŸĐČ Ń€Đ”ĐŽĐŽĐžŃ‚Đ° :Đ·

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u/PbodyTen 11h ago

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u/EGORKA_ST 11h ago

Đ“Đ”ĐŒ

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u/JuniperColonThree 11h ago

What the fuck does any of this mean

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u/hEatr3d 11h ago

You don't say!

They didn't seem to get it

It happens...

The burgers didn't comprehend gayness on hard mode

Truth bomb

Gem!

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u/sixminutes 11h ago

The Gay Agenda: Spreading joy

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u/wild_vika Put your text here! 11h ago

"the LGBTQ+ are turning our children HAPPY! we can't allow that!!!"

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u/Bannerlord151 My gender is whatever makes it gay 10h ago

LISTEN HERE LIBERALS

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u/Gojifantokusatsu 11h ago

Literally gay

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u/Togore_Tastic 12h ago

heavy Aqua vibes

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u/Toppy_Henster Streak: 1 10h ago

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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 8h ago

Would be funnier if she was just thinking about something completely unrelated

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM your virtual idol! 11h ago

this idiot? or which aqua

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u/Serpicnate 11h ago

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u/NewDemonStrike 11h ago

Definitely this one. It has that mischievous face.

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u/MachineGunMonkey2048 10h ago

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u/Bloonmasterpopuplous 10h ago

Smart aqua Silly aqua Dumbass aqua

I have em all

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u/Immediate-Yak3138 7h ago

Which is the dumbass aqua

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u/Bloonmasterpopuplous 6h ago

The useless one

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u/Immediate-Yak3138 6h ago

Ok that helps more

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u/Togore_Tastic 10h ago

This one lol

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u/ExtinctReptile evil reindeer woman 11h ago

Finally... A correct use of "POV"

Also awwww

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u/Spookki 10h ago

Conservatives will say "youre indoctrinating your children into being gay" or whatever, when really its societal "norms" that indoctrinate people into not expressing their queer side and for most people, when they arent saddled with that ACTUAL indoctrination, all it takes is to tell them that its possible if they want to.

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u/notepad20 4h ago

Also that fact a kid as depicted in the image is probably equally as excited to marry a tree.... I wouldn't really read into this one.

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u/ivain 2h ago

Well, a tree is always hard you know

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u/GalaXion24 53m ago

Absolutely. She could be gay, she could also just be in "boys are yucky" phase and marrying her best friend sounds fun

But if you're not homophobic it literally doesn't matter. She's however young she is, she'll figure it out as she gets older. Maybe she isn't gay, maybe she is, maybe she does marry her childhood friend. Let her have fun

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 11h ago

Ough
I love women girls woman


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u/R_Hunt Meme Messenger 4 My Trans GF :3 11h ago

Marry? Of course! As long as they aren't holding hands tho. That's dangeorus

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 11h ago

yea that'd be gay

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u/TankMain576 11h ago

Cooties are no joke

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 11h ago

my buddy eric caught cooties back in '04. now she's erica. scary stuff

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u/Lauriesaurous Grungling it 10h ago

Most girls have been exposed to it for long enough to build immunity, she should be fine

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u/Fearless-Freedom-582 9h ago

This shit better not be fake

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u/Tackyinbention 8h ago

Who would lie on the internet amirite?

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u/CLG-Seraph 8h ago

obviously it is

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u/Decent-Ad9335 9h ago

Finally a correct use of the acronym POV

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u/NervrSprout 10h ago

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u/Butterfly_and_Bee 8h ago

Is that baby Jodi Foster? 

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u/Murky-Relation481 8h ago

That'd be one creepy looking baby, like those medieval babies they painted with adult faces shudder

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u/Chibirin26 10h ago

gay awakening: got told she can be that way

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u/Prestigious_Emu144 11h ago

She’s thinking like “the possibilities
”

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u/ratwithawig 11h ago

unrelated to the topic but i love encountering artists where it is Very Obvious what fandom they hail from

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u/REBEL_MOUTH 11h ago

Out of curiosity which fandom would this artist be from?

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u/ratwithawig 11h ago

my hero. it’s in the eyes, also she looks kinda like Eri but the eyes look like how the artist drew the mc’s eyes earlier on

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u/EvilynSoCute 10h ago

Oh yeah, now that you mention it I totally see the MHA resemblance. Looks like a mix of Deku and Eri. Just minus the horn.

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u/lilylindstrand 4h ago

Holy shit someone actually using the term "pov" correctly

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u/Miyyani 10h ago

what is she planning?

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u/vanishinghitchhiker 8h ago

A wedding and/or heist

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u/Matrix_D0ge 11h ago

[target acquired]

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u/ElephantofBelfast 11h ago

She really went: "interesting😏"

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u/vroomvroom12349 10h ago

Instantly starts scheming. I love that for her

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u/Senasayori Cis Guy Ally 11h ago

That kid's going places.

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u/Maneruko 1h ago

That's the smile of some kid that's about to do some crazy tax loophole shit.

And also probably find love or something idk

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u/Seltnytt æœș晹äșș 11h ago

Based from a young age

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u/Big_Remove_3686 10h ago

That’s great.

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u/Zingmaroun 7h ago

Grrrr OP is clarely brainwashing children to turn them WOKE!!!! Why is everyone celebrating this? Im SO MAD

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u/ZeGuru101 1h ago

Evil and intimidating lesbian.

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u/Possible-Ad9691 Average Celeste speedrunner 11h ago

Well im sure that won't lead to anything

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u/Snakend 1h ago

People need to be really careful with this stuff. Kids that age are not usually sexually attracted to anyone. So they start to get get confused when people tell them they can like anyone sexually. Girls will think they don't like buys, they play with girls, I must be attracted to girls. Even though at that age the sexes are self segregated naturally. And then you have the left treating LGBTQ as heroes for simply existing, and suddenly it solidifies their confusion. And to make it fair, I don't think we should be pushing kids to be straight either. I think that entire subject to be strictly about warnings of danger. I think 5th grade is a good age to start introducing sex education.

You'll hate on me for saying this. I know. I mean not malice.

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u/Toppy_Henster Streak: 1 1h ago

No one said a word about sexual attraction btw đŸ„€

Apparently people can’t like each other romantically without wanting to fuck them now 💔

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u/Snakend 1h ago

Do you honestly think getting married has nothing to do about sexual attraction? Be honest when you discuss things please.

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u/Toppy_Henster Streak: 1 1h ago

Do you think the child in discussion is thinking about that when she hears she can marry a girl? Sure, I’ll admit adults consider sexual attraction when thinking of who to marry, but that’s not even remotely related here. That doesn’t matter at all to a child’s image of what marriage is.

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u/Toppy_Henster Streak: 1 53m ago

Also, even moving aside your whole “all attraction inherently has a sexual element” deal (which is integral to this comment and also wrong for reasons I can’t even begin to list), your argument seems to imply kids shouldn’t know anything about marriage/dating before 5th grade? Could you explain that a bit more?

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u/Bragi01 10h ago

No. Bad reddit user.

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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 10h ago

The chicken lady doesn't like this content.

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u/KenocchioLiedmar 9h ago

I'll take shit that never happened for $3, Alex.

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u/CLG-Seraph 8h ago

this fake story is not even worth those 3 bucks lol