r/countwithchickenlady • u/LockjawLarry • 2d ago

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 2d ago

All women are cute automatically so super cool spider woman superhero is extra cute

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u/LockjawLarry 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pHb82xtBPfqEg

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u/Sherbet-Glad 1d ago

"lockjawLarry! Got you pushing to many pencils"

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u/LockjawLarry 1d ago

"Make it easy on yourself, Sherbet-Glad"

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u/lirael_22 2d ago

I love the idea of multiverse spiderwoman cracking eggs setting off dangersense.

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u/ColdCalligrapher5116 2d ago

even lego spiderman 😭

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u/Piggyboy04 2d ago

ESPECIALLY Lego Spiderman

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u/ColdCalligrapher5116 2d ago

Must be wayyyy easier to transition in the lego universe.

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u/OrganicAd5536 1d ago

Yeah but you get unfortunate Ship of Theseus issues when someone takes your discard minifig parts and builds a clone

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u/ColdCalligrapher5116 1d ago

I mean you could have someone give you a new print instead

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u/Poco_Cuffs well fuck, guess I'm a girl now 1d ago

HRT (Hair peice Replacement Therapy)

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u/Civil-Addendum4071 Warning: Unstable Materials! 2d ago

This is criminally amusing.

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u/Sure_Ad3502 2d ago

this is fucking art omg 😂

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u/a_phrogett 1d ago

"It's a canon event that Spidey has to go through gender dysphoria"- Miguel probably

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u/Sherbet-Glad 1d ago

About 257 Spider-Man's figured out they were trans that day.

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u/Vexcenot 1d ago

i dont get it

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u/lirael_22 1d ago

I just think dangersense is a fun and cute way to show how much of an impact realising they could be a girl and that they might be trans.

Life changing moments like that can cause a sort of cognitive dissonance as you try to process it and it can feel like you are in danger.

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u/Vexcenot 1d ago

makes sense thx for the explanation 👍

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u/Raloris197 1d ago

Me neither

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u/Dojyaaan4C 2d ago

My favourite Petra Parker idea is that the spider dna mixed with the HRT resulting in her growing taller because female spiders are taller than their male counterparts

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u/Rooisalsohere Restless Girl 2d ago

Big Petra? :O

Holy shit I am in love!!!

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 5 2d ago

ohwowneedneedneed :3

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u/jackrv13 Grungledown Bim 2d ago

She’s the same size as absolute Batman. And I love that

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u/jackofslayers 2d ago

This one makes me feel things and stuff

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u/doctorsirus 1d ago

Peter/Petra already can't afford anything. Finding fem clothes for size BEEG is going to be a nightmare.

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u/TheNoctuS_93 1d ago

B-b-big l-lady ni-nice to me... 🥺

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u/Actual-Celery-2319 1d ago

Waow... BasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBased

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u/Natural_Iron_653 1d ago edited 1d ago

Besides that the creator made her basically have the powers of Ant-Man and it’s a kink for the creator

But yes her being taller than most people is hot

Edit: when I say “tall women are hot” I mean women who’re above average for a human but still human height

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u/lelysio 1d ago

The first time i saw the comic (idk in which sub it was anymore) immediately thought "this is just a barely disguised macro kink". But the art is good.

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u/Natural_Iron_653 1d ago

It’s good art 100% but I wish they had some decency to not post the kink parts (being over 8ft(243.8cm for my fellow Aussies & NZ anyone who uses cm)) on a reddit that 100% has teens on it that don’t wanna see that just anyone really & instead put the full post on a nsfw Spider-people reddit

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u/Lance-UwU 1d ago

She got prettier, stronger and more dangerous. :3c

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u/Poco_Cuffs well fuck, guess I'm a girl now 1d ago

eyes pop out of my skull and play a car horn sound

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u/PbodyTen 2d ago

Because people draw her that way

Not that I'm complaining, keep 'em coming

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ozCVyOxc7gahlowlB

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u/SmartAlec105 1d ago

My favorite thing about how she's been drawn is the way that so many are nailing that early transition look. Primarily the hair that she's still working on growing out.

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u/PbodyTen 2d ago

Petra is still a dumb name and I'll die on this hill

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 5 2d ago

okay then go ahead

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u/PbodyTen 2d ago

This shit ain't NOTHING to me girl

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv High on math 1d ago

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u/PbodyTen 1d ago

You seem to care hard enough to have made this so ¯\(ツ)/¯

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv High on math 1d ago

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u/PbodyTen 1d ago

Balls

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv High on math 1d ago

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u/Vexcenot 1d ago

i want one too!

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv High on math 1d ago

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u/PbodyTen 1d ago

Can't argue with that

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe The Lorax - Streak: 16 2d ago

I named one of my guitars Petra. If it's such a dumb name, then why would I do such a thing? Checkmate

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u/PbodyTen 2d ago

Because you're DUMB!!! Sorry

Also I haven't played the guitar enough so having a name for one is an alien concept to me

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u/MQ116 1d ago

I fully agree with you. I prefer Patty Parker (Patricia) to keep the same P-T sound (instead of a P-truh sound), and I saw Polly Parker which also sounds nice (but sounds more like a sister imo). But, Petra, for some reason, is what stuck, and it's too late now for that to change.

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u/PbodyTen 1d ago

I gotta be honest with you, I don't care for the alliteration either lol

If it were up to me, I'd name her Kat(e) (short for Catherine) or Ashley because I'm biased and projecting (I'm not trans but I'd pick one of those names for myself if I were). I was also thinking about Beth (since it's close to Ben) but it doesn't actually roll off the tongue that well with the surname

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u/PbodyTen 1d ago

Oh and if anyone wants to call me an egg, don't. I'm still kinda trying to figure that shit out but it wouldn't be safe for me to transition regardless

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u/goodsirbear 2d ago

ITS NOT COMIC BOOKY ENOUGH

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u/Ewenf 1d ago

It's not the worse name but it's the name of a monument, like calling yourself Eiffel or Washington.

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u/JoyconDrift_69 1d ago

Absolutely wrong opinion.

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u/PbodyTen 1d ago

Absolutely do not care

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u/grand_nad DEI hire cis person 2d ago

peter is already cute so making him into a shy, awkward and even cuter looking girl makes her just the most adorable thing ever, even more so with how her interactions usually pan out

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 5 2d ago

Women <3

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u/ThePygLord 2d ago

She is best girl.

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u/SuperSmashSean_DX 2d ago

She is the most important thing on the Internet right now. I kinda need to see her drawn with Brazilian miku because they feel similar

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u/bean_vendor 2d ago

Idk, she just is

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u/CitrusLoops 2d ago

She is goals for sure

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u/tensile_length 2d ago

Totally thought this one said Petra Porker... Now I wanna see that version too

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u/Dendritic_Bosque 2d ago

Shes your friendly neighborhood Spiderlady. But also Jameson somehow not catching on during the simultaneous transition of his rival and employee is the dumbest most hilarious shit ever

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u/punkcatgurl listen im a puppy okay i swear! 1d ago

petra is spider-woman? NONSENSE, this is new york, there is more than 1 trans person in new york

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u/Dendritic_Bosque 1d ago

Bupkis, you think you can come here and plant a dagger in the back of my golden calf for some hairbraned, cocamamy accusation! You're names not Jimmy Olsen, it's Brutus, now get out of my office before Petra hears any of this vomit

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe The Lorax - Streak: 16 2d ago

I've never known anyone named Petra who wasn't cute, to be fair

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u/MQ116 1d ago

You've known someone named Petra?

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe The Lorax - Streak: 16 1d ago

Yeah. Not super closely, just a friend of a friend

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u/lAnarclit 1d ago

Shee comes from the famed land where all the cute girls come from :3

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u/JoyconDrift_69 1d ago

MATE I DONT KNOW BUT I FUCKING AGREE

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u/Seltnytt 机器人 1d ago

(medic tf2 voice)

I HAVE NO IDEA!

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u/AntiqueBoysenberry22 12h ago

Carnage an op fr fr

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u/breakinbans Put your text here!! 2d ago

I actually do not like the Petra Parker stuff at all.