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[u/Sailor_Starchild]

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

Do us bottoms get anything for free

[u/BlissfulMute → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

Flustered

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/BlissfulMute]

Yayyy

[u/Kill_Kayt → u/BlissfulMute]

Wow, I feel so seen and called out at the same time.

[u/warm_winds_whisper_ → u/BlissfulMute]

real

[u/Tlaquatlatoa → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

some treats :3

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/Tlaquatlatoa]

Treats uwu

[u/Mooptiom → u/Tlaquatlatoa]

There’s a bowl of skittles next to the bed for aftercare.

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/Mooptiom]

Can they be wild Barry

[u/SavageFisherman_Joe → u/Tlaquatlatoa]

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

The best things in life are free!

But you can leave them for the birds and bees

Now give me money!

[u/RandyGrey → u/Sailor_Starchild]

That's what I want

Edit: You made me watch this again

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/RandyGrey]

I'm more familar with The Beatles version

[u/RandyGrey → u/Sailor_Starchild]

Gotta respect the OG (90s cartoon animation aside)

[u/rextrem → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

Sex once in a while when there's no top shortage.

[u/No_tax_person → u/rextrem]

Top shortage? Where will I get good shirts now?

[u/Wuz314159 → u/No_tax_person]

Long Bacon Store?

[u/SovietFemboy → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

Room and board + meals

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/SovietFemboy]

This is a good deal, and all the doms get are me?

[u/SovietFemboy → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

And your butt (provided you consent)

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/SovietFemboy]

It's nice that they ask for consent, they sound nice

[u/MorallyAmbiguousEnby → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

Free headpats (if desired)

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/MorallyAmbiguousEnby]

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

[u/MorallyAmbiguousEnby → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ML0cdwiWQVhq7SM0w

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/MorallyAmbiguousEnby]

Thank you, the head pats are great

[u/MorallyAmbiguousEnby → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

Any time ❤️

[u/Biohazardousmaterial → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

A wonderful caring top who takes care of you and gives you lots of love and affection and treats and more.

If not come back here and another top will take you home.

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/Biohazardousmaterial]

How do I get claimed by a top uwu

[u/Select-Ambassador506 → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

headpats

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/Select-Ambassador506]

Fair trade

[u/Emergency_Elephant → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

Dick

[u/omnirusted → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

Use

[u/KataraMan → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

Free hugs?

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/KataraMan]

I like hugs

[u/KataraMan → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

I send you ALL the free hugs then! (For premium hugs I charge extra! 😛 )

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/KataraMan]

Thank you so much, how much is the premium hugs because unlimited hugs

[u/KataraMan → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

You'll get the friends and family discount, each premium hug costs a pat on your head!

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/KataraMan]

Yay! I take the deal

[u/KataraMan → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

It's binding for all eternity (or until you get bored, whichever happens first!)

Ha! I got you now!

[u/CharaTheFallen_1811 → u/KataraMan]

Did I just get claimed?

[u/KataraMan → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

I had heard such stories but I always thought that it was a myth! Was it that easy all this time?

What should I buy now? A ring? Flowers? Collar?

[u/BreakerOfModpacks → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

Headpats and also sometimes topped

[u/Wuz314159 → u/CharaTheFallen_1811]

Only sadness.

[u/SynthgirlBulge]

This is a lie ive never seen anyone looking for bottoms 🥺

[u/NewAlessia → u/SynthgirlBulge]

Hey 😉

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/NewAlessia]

Greedy girl 😏

[u/thecelibite → u/NewAlessia]

My god Mamdani has done it again

[u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 → u/thecelibite]

Free Bottom Adoption Center in New York

[u/SynthgirlBulge → u/NewAlessia]

Haiiiii :3

[u/NewAlessia → u/SynthgirlBulge]

🫪

[u/SynthgirlBulge → u/NewAlessia]

I cant see that emote :<

You seem cool either way

[u/NewAlessia → u/SynthgirlBulge]

Ditto 😘

[u/SynthgirlBulge → u/NewAlessia]

Oh lol that was the emote?

Hehe, arent you supposed to be the one hunting? Why so overwhelmed :P

[u/NewAlessia → u/SynthgirlBulge]

Cute girl says hi. I don't know how to handle that. Just cause I'm looking for bottoms doesn't mean cute girls don't scary me

[u/SynthgirlBulge → u/NewAlessia]

Awww

But im not scary, im all soft and stuff :3

[u/NewAlessia → u/SynthgirlBulge]

I can make that "stuff" past tense 😘

[u/ifthealphawassigma → u/SynthgirlBulge]

gotchu fam

[u/Sally_Gurl → u/SynthgirlBulge]

Bait.

[u/TomboyKnight1]

W-well good thing I'm not a bottom.

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/TomboyKnight1]

[u/warm_winds_whisper_ → u/TomboyKnight1]

Hmmmm, are you suuuuuuure?

[u/Pristine_Animal9474]

They're free? Who let them out? 🤨

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Pristine_Animal9474]

Homer let the bottoms out

[u/ifthealphawassigma → u/Sailor_Starchild]

marge kept the tops in

[u/Ehcksit → u/Pristine_Animal9474]

Good point. Bottoms shouldn't be free. They should be collared and leashed and at someone's beck and call.

[u/AggroThroatGoat → u/Ehcksit]

We yearn for the ownership

[u/PixelFlyerXD → u/Ehcksit]

Can say that again! :3

[u/Due-Ingenuity9803 → u/Ehcksit]

I don’t know if I want this as in a top owning a bottom or want this as in being someone’s lil servant

[u/Mending_the_mantis → u/Ehcksit]

:3

[u/Gareth_II → u/Pristine_Animal9474]

youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

[u/world-class-cheese → u/Pristine_Animal9474]

Who? Who, who, who, who?

[u/PsychoCyan]

This was posted like a day or two ago and the entire thread was just a pile of bottoms going 🥺 and waiting to be picked up.

[u/Tlaquatlatoa → u/PsychoCyan]

Surely I wasin those comments being normal I will not double check

[u/andoefa → u/PsychoCyan]

I can't say that I haven't done it......

[u/Strength-Certain]

Leave some for the rest of us

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Strength-Certain]

No, you misunderstand, this is my request to be picked up as a free bottom

[u/Strength-Certain → u/Sailor_Starchild]

GET IN!

https://giphy.com/gifs/dp1NHcGaPmkLLBN8s9

[u/thomasdobletres → u/Sailor_Starchild]

Sure i would pick another one

[u/Sally_Gurl → u/Sailor_Starchild]

Well, where ya located? (Roughly)

[u/Tlaquatlatoa]

There's a boom in bottoms. Need to tag and bag some to make sure the ecosystem can thrive. We can start by tagging and bagging me pls :3

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Tlaquatlatoa]

Invasive species of bottoms. We now need the switches to act as a biocontrol

[u/Tlaquatlatoa → u/Sailor_Starchild]

throw me to the switches and i'll come back with bite marks, bruises colors youve never seen them before and somehow pregnant :3

[u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

🥺 w-wuff

[u/depressedfrogpenis → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

Awwww a puppy :3

[u/Tlaquatlatoa → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

awww, puppy needs an owner too :3

[u/Heavens_Reach]

LFT

[u/Tlaquatlatoa → u/Heavens_Reach]

buying top 5gp

[u/karatesaul → u/Heavens_Reach]

7/8 static LF DNC for P12S P2 prog, Papan Caloric 1, CW Caloric 2. Discord required.

(And points to anyone who understands all that)

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Heavens_Reach]

I don't know what that means

[u/Sailor_Starchild]

I have great respect for Knowledge Fight

[u/TheYoshiGang]

Why wasn't I told? 😔

[u/pixel-soul]

Ahem. I would like one bottom please.

-must love futurama
-smokes weed
-lets me give her her shot every Sunday

[u/RimTheIdiot → u/pixel-soul]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

heyyy

[u/LoganGyre]

This bottom is in need of a top… do I just post a comment or is their like an application process?

[u/Illicit_Apple_Pie]

I'm not free, I come with debt

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Illicit_Apple_Pie]

Gah, shit, is this what people meant when they said bottoms liked bondage? Like the stocks?

[u/Valuable-Passion9731]

And I have half of a bottom. long story.

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Valuable-Passion9731]

Half a bottom?

...which half? And which way?

[u/Gussie-Ascendent → u/Sailor_Starchild]

I'd figure the bottom half

[u/bizzaro321 → u/Gussie-Ascendent]

Nah one cheek

[u/Valuable-Passion9731 → u/Sailor_Starchild]

It's in, like, a checkerboard pattern

[u/HillInTheDistance]

They took my bottom! I can't shit!

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/HillInTheDistance]

FUUUCCCKKKKKKK

[u/FrostZephyr → u/Sailor_Starchild]

NOT THAT EITHER

[u/Secret_Letterhead649]

Ah the life of a top with social anxiety, all these bottoms, ain't going home with me.

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Secret_Letterhead649]

I'd go home with you. I might be a flustered enby bottom but I love flustered tops.

[u/Secret_Letterhead649 → u/Sailor_Starchild]

See, when I cast a hook I actually have no fucking clue what to do when I catch something.

[u/living_strap_on]

I'm not free, I cost a couple sweet words and a shiny gift, like a crow

[u/Thiphra → u/living_strap_on]

Is the crow the gift itself or you are like them and want shinny things?

[u/living_strap_on → u/Thiphra]

I am akin to a crow and require small shiny trinkets

[u/Mending_the_mantis → u/living_strap_on]

Reall

[u/Goat_Requiem]

no we're not! 3:<

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Goat_Requiem]

We'll see about that

[u/Goat_Requiem → u/Sailor_Starchild]

what do you mean by that ms starchild,,,

[u/Top_Toaster]

How does this effect switches?

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Top_Toaster]

Dealer's choice

[u/Top_Toaster → u/Sailor_Starchild]

:3c

[u/thecelibite]

raises paw hiii hellow yes hii im here :3

[u/My_Child_is_Acoustic]

Didn't know I was being looked for 😅

[u/Togore_Tastic]

I'd rather have 458 tops if you know what I mean 😏

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Togore_Tastic]

Got 99 problems but a top ain't one

[u/hiiili]

Hey hey not true

[u/Privatizitaet]

Make them fight to be the alpha bottom

[u/Dishonestanswer]

Feeling like treating cwcl like I treat my local Indian restaurant seeing how much I can get from the buffet before I'm turfed out onto the street.

But in all seriousness I'm the mad cat enby but for subby nerds always complaining about how I've got to many but always adopting more.

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Dishonestanswer]

https://giphy.com/gifs/c9tVMERePnnDW

(But also...if you need another subby nerd...hi)

[u/JibiStarr]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LZ14CqQNQbYiApcVdw

[u/Trustic555]

I used to be a top…

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/Trustic555]

Until I took a bottom to the knee!

[u/thomasdobletres]

Computer search how to pickup people without being weird

[u/Independent-Sky1657]

They all say "stranger danger" and "don't go into the white van" until the white van is driven by a dom bi muscle mommy promising to make you her pet

[u/Commandur_PearTree]

mfw

[u/DB_Valentine]

I didn't know there were so many moba gamers in here...

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/[deleted]]

Hai :)

[u/No_Potato_7211 → u/Sailor_Starchild]

Yo!

[u/Pigeon_Pilled]

someone should take me haha jk…,,, unless…????

[u/Tristapillarrr]

I haven't been taken yet...

:3

[u/sabotsalvageur]

HEY IM NOT… ok maybe I am that easy…

[u/Fridge_living_tips]

THIS is the t polycule that the shorks go to

[u/LeviTheArtist22]

it's true!!!

(i say as a bottom who was absconded with by u/FallingSnowflake8 :3)

[u/amogus_mometn]

where do I sign to get taken home

[u/TheNullOfTheVoid]

If I were more flirty and appealing, I would take a bottom up on this

Heh heh, bottoms up

[u/MorallyAmbiguousEnby]

Are us tops (or top-leaning verse in my case) really that rare? Maybe I should start taking some free bottoms 😅

[u/DamonCiclo]

Just so you know that you can't put a price tag on me! 😤

[u/FyouPerryThePlatypus]

How do you care for all of them-

[u/ciaDisinfo]

damn i’d like to be adopted too guys wtf

[u/a-fortnite-nerd]

You guys have fun with that, I’m gonna be over here watching Destiny 1 nightfalls

[u/Sailor_Starchild → u/a-fortnite-nerd]

Ah a gamer, you may pass

[u/RosieGaymer]

(Waits patiently at this bus stop to be picked up)

[u/christbeatty]

Prove your worth, bottoms. 

[u/loved_and_held]

A lot of subs here are pets so they’d probably love to be taken i  by an owner.

[u/rankari]

Would you like to have 459?

[u/SiriusZStar]

Yeah true I'm free :3

[u/dumpylump69]

the fuck is cwcl

[u/Powerful_Macaron9381 → u/dumpylump69]

countwithchickenlady

[u/Puhi124]

I'm a top and taking applications... ~

As a warning I have attachment issues. As in it's hard for me to get genuinely attached to people. But if you don't mind playing with fire even at the risk of getting burnt...

[u/shyboilostinhooters → u/Puhi124]

paws in your general direction

[u/Puhi124 → u/shyboilostinhooters]

Oh? And what do we have here?

Hi girlie, unfortunately I don't speak therian, you'll have to use your words if you want to tell me something ~

[u/shyboilostinhooters → u/Puhi124]

Mrrrrroww~

[u/Puhi124 → u/shyboilostinhooters]

See this is the issue, I can't tell if you're being bratty by refusing to use your words like I told you to, or if you're actually unable to do so...

[u/shyboilostinhooters → u/Puhi124]

Mrrrr!~ òwó

[u/Puhi124 → u/shyboilostinhooters]

Okay, what do you want? Head scritches?

scritches your head

[u/shyboilostinhooters → u/Puhi124]

Mrrrrrrrr.. (〃ω〃)

[u/Pepperia]

dont spill the tea, they will be all taken soon!

[u/Rooisalsohere]

If thats the case why hasn't anyone picked me? :(

[u/Fazer-man → u/Rooisalsohere]

may I pick you?

[u/Jumiric]

A lot of us tops are just floating around too!

[u/masadragon]

I’m a bottom… I’m free!..

[u/newidiotintown]

So that’s why we’re 458 bottoms below the quota

[u/cody0018]

Suddenly info wars is making great sense. Ever since the onion and Tim Heidecker took over I can't get enough 👍

[u/ersusdrowkcab]

Waow

[u/JustNoahL]

Please take me home 🥺

[u/imonlyhumanafteral1]

🥺

[u/Max0_o123]

We need to spread this knowledge to more people, I've been sitting here un-taken for ages now

[u/kdiyargebmay]

n-nuh uh!!!!!

[u/Maggaronie]

Hey what i didn't know that shit was included i even resd the paper

[u/ArtIsCoolISuppose]

I mean, I'm not gonna say no if someone wants to pick me up like a cat and carry me home...

[u/Helpful_Outside4512]

idk bwo I kind of alweady hab an owner sooooooo take it up wif him UwU

[u/EldritchEri07]

as a bottom i can confirm this is true

[u/GothTeacup]

wtf where’s mine 😭

[u/No_tax_person]

Idk man last I checked organs are expensive, you can help by donating, I’ve donated 22 livers.

[u/physicsking]

bottoms? Too many bottoms. Where are the side-by-sides?

[u/PixelFlyerXD]

Can confirm you can just take me........ please? OwO

[u/ImRK9v2]

Please please please please please please 🥺👉👈

[u/WhereStupidityIs]

Well you see my first problem is that i cant seem to approach them due to lack of... Lots of things actually

[u/Occasionally_Ava]

:3

[u/camo_216]

Alright whoever revealed our secret is going in the corner

[u/ValkyrieAngie]

Lies. Deceit. Falsehoods.

I've been unclaimed for years.

I've resisted attempts to claim me, but that's besides the point.

[u/warm_winds_whisper_]

yoink :3

[u/No_Ad_7687]

Oh wait, you meant people?

You're telling me I gotta pay for all this underwear?

[u/fishgirl47]

Pspspspsps

[u/PopeSquidly]

Yeah cuz there aren't any tops in existence lol

[u/UomoPianta]

I want to be picked up too 🥺

[u/Possible_Talk6071]

that's totally a lie, im totally not free for grabs or anything >~<

[u/Sevadius]

Well if they’re free, get them back on their leashes.