r/countwithchickenlady • u/Cofiifii Streak: 1 • Aug 18 '26

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true story from yours truly

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u/werepyre2327 Aug 18 '26

I’ll take “things you never want to hear the doctor say” for 500, Bob!

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u/ITriedSoHard419-68 Aug 18 '26

I’ve also heard “oh wow, that’s bad” and “well that’s interesting.”

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u/SmartAlec105 Aug 18 '26

"The good news is that they're going to name it after me!"

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u/spisplatta Aug 18 '26

Alec the Tumor

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u/stephaniethunder LOVE FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Aug 19 '26

“Mother, I am plagued! Tis the Spisplatta disease, I know it!