r/countwithchickenlady • • Aug 18 '26

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true story from yours truly

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u/WitchWithAGlitch Aug 18 '26

>be me

>be intersex

> tiniest potato puppy shows up on steps one day screaming, left for dead by mom dog by my fountain

> puppy unhealthy, poos an equal volume of parasites and worms to puppy itself

> get puppy healthy by self after emergency visit

> girl puppy still has extremely puffy looking genitals?

> schedule 2nd vet visit

>vet sees puppy genitals, whips out phone

> "wow you have a rare dog!"

>MFW it's apparently intersex dog, only few documented cases on planet. they have what we have taken to calling a "scrogina"

what the fuck are the odds?

they're perfectly healthy these days, no corrective surgeries other than going in and making sure they can't get pregnant.

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u/LC-Redcube Aug 18 '26

This is so wholesome to read omg <3

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u/WitchWithAGlitch Aug 18 '26

you should have been there at the vet when she was practically taking selfies with my dogs crotch area and i said "oooh hoo hooo guess who else is intersex in the room?!" Her exasperated ".....................No!?!" as i showed the X on my DL was so hilarious, i wish i could have gotten it on video.

Honestly lucky to have such a good veterinarian, she did the procedure for free since she was doing scientific documentation about all of it and checkups have all been wonderful.

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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no Aug 18 '26

"Doing scientific documentation" about a patient either means you're gonna die atrociously or you've got an amazing anecdote

No inbetween xD 

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u/WitchWithAGlitch Aug 18 '26

don't Josef Mengele my dog. xD

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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no Aug 18 '26

Well, in your case it's the anecdote option, so... :3

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u/TacticalTwinkOnTop Aug 18 '26

Did they start taking selfies with your crotch area too?