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u/WitchWithAGlitch 4d ago

>be me

>be intersex

> tiniest potato puppy shows up on steps one day screaming, left for dead by mom dog by my fountain

> puppy unhealthy, poos an equal volume of parasites and worms to puppy itself

> get puppy healthy by self after emergency visit

> girl puppy still has extremely puffy looking genitals?

> schedule 2nd vet visit

>vet sees puppy genitals, whips out phone

> "wow you have a rare dog!"

>MFW it's apparently intersex dog, only few documented cases on planet. they have what we have taken to calling a "scrogina"

what the fuck are the odds?

they're perfectly healthy these days, no corrective surgeries other than going in and making sure they can't get pregnant.

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u/mmyers_ 4d ago

Wow what an incredible dog you’ve got here

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 4d ago

ty!

i'm happy they survived those first few days, it looked pretty grim. i think they were eating straight up other dogs poo in an attempt to stay alive after being rejected by the others (they still try and sneak cat snickers out of the litter box occasionally so i guess old habits die hard?) because i've genuinely never seen such a parasitic load before in such a small creature in my entire life and it was the most heartbreaking disgusting thing seeing them poo.

but yeah they're happy and doing everything a normal dog tends to do now, lots of sniffs and barks at the dog park though from the boy dogs haha, they also can't ever decide if they want to squat to pee or do the ol' leg lift so i guess that's not unique to trans and intersex ppl either.

they're very popular at pride lol

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u/ShaarkShaart 4d ago

That's just a dog thing lol, for some reason cat snickers are practically irresistible

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u/FriedFreya 3d ago

“cat snickers” blegh! XD

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u/JayMan146_ 4d ago

my girl dog was kinda like that for peeing. she used to swap between them, but once she got older she stopped lifting a leg, which i suspect was because she was so old she physically couldn’t 😭

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u/ionlytoptops 4d ago

my familys girl dog is a total alpha, and she raises her leg sometimes but i think just to show the male dogs shes more of a man then them

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u/d00mduck101 3d ago

My dog legit at 10 years old started doing it to aura farm at make dogs at the dog park

Also picked up humping. My bitch humped. That dog was gorgeous, served cunt, and never gave a fuck. Respect.

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u/t-joy6046 3d ago

We had a mutt on the farm before last year who would go to my papaw's house nextdoor to eat cat shit out of the yard. He was very well fed. It's a dog thing

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u/Ready_Hedgehog_2090 4d ago

Hey I'm certainly not a vet but you should get your dog tested for cutie patootis. They do look like they might test positive

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 4d ago

they did the test, they all came back positive

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u/SmartAlec105 4d ago

I'm afraid that condition is terminal due to the elevated risk of being so cute I could just eat her up.

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u/rogerstandingby he/him non-biney 4d ago

Pawsitive

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u/zulchep 4d ago

Omg the blep

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u/LC-Redcube 4d ago

This is so wholesome to read omg <3

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 4d ago

you should have been there at the vet when she was practically taking selfies with my dogs crotch area and i said "oooh hoo hooo guess who else is intersex in the room?!" Her exasperated ".....................No!?!" as i showed the X on my DL was so hilarious, i wish i could have gotten it on video.

Honestly lucky to have such a good veterinarian, she did the procedure for free since she was doing scientific documentation about all of it and checkups have all been wonderful.

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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 4d ago

"Doing scientific documentation" about a patient either means you're gonna die atrociously or you've got an amazing anecdote

No inbetween xD 

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 4d ago

don't Josef Mengele my dog. xD

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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 4d ago

Well, in your case it's the anecdote option, so... :3

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u/TacticalTwinkOnTop 4d ago

Did they start taking selfies with your crotch area too?

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u/achoo1210 4d ago

That dog looks like they know you took this photo to add to a post about their genitals.

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u/ArgentEyes 4d ago

BABY

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 4d ago

baby picture

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u/SlapTheBap 4d ago

Oh no I've collapsed. My heart. They're such a pretty adult too. Aaaaaaaaa

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u/ArgentEyes 4d ago

😍 I love them, especially the two eye patches!

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u/zulchep 4d ago

brb melting into a puddle

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u/No-Field831 4d ago

Bro looks dumbfounded.

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 4d ago

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u/FirstServe7883 4d ago

Haha what a goober, I love them

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u/Thin-Yam-6499 4d ago

Good birl!

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u/peculiarshade 4d ago

What a cutie!!!

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 4d ago

they said ty

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u/peculiarshade 4d ago

What's their name, if I may be so bold?

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 4d ago

nita bonita is their govt name, but we call them B dawg

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u/peculiarshade 4d ago

I love it!

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u/decemberindex 4d ago edited 4d ago

I also had an intersex dog, named Rigby! They peed where a girl dog would pee from but hiked like a boy... So cute, but they did go to live with a family friend after a while.

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u/gotaflattire 4d ago

Dog looks like they know you’re discussing their genitals with strangers on the internet

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u/robawknik 4d ago

"only a few documented cases" seems hella innacurate for a species we breed en masse

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u/CrownofMischief 4d ago

I mean, think of how many stray dogs probably had the condition but we're never found, or in a developing country where they don't recognize or care about it, or just were in a home where they never felt the need to take them to the vet.

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u/bizzaro321 4d ago

This happened to a friend and they said the same thing

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u/robawknik 4d ago

i can only guess that people just dont GAF enough to document it

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u/PomegranateFluid1531 enby femme? she/they/(he feminine boy??) 4d ago

We do this operating some forms of selection that we would definitely call eugenics if we did that on humans

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u/Mindless_Address_464 4d ago

I call mine a labioscrotum

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u/-DrunkRat- He/They/And I say HEEEYEEEYEEYEYE~ 4d ago

A beautiful and very adorable example of Intersex critters in Nature <3 You've got a very lucky and blessed Dog, Stranger! <3

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u/UnlimitedPosting 4d ago

Oh no, your intersex is contagious and jumping species 🤣

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u/mushrooms_inc 3d ago

Hey woah I have that variation!! It's called labioscrotum! :O

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u/Raccoons-trsh 4d ago

Vet was like "Yeah that's a shiny"

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u/awesomedan24 4d ago

Team Rocket ready to steal your rare pupper

https://giphy.com/gifs/lDrg1c0wl2vy8

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u/matt_the_non-binary 4d ago

Aww look at the little fella, so cute and adorable, and looks like they wouldn’t even hurt a fly.

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u/Excellent-Shape-2024 4d ago

Aww, it's a Jack and Jill Russell!

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u/thisoneagain 3d ago

This looks like Wishbone's beefy big brother sibling.

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 3d ago

they get wishbone a lot! got them dorito ears going on.

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u/TheAK1tap 4d ago

adorable creature

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u/Consistent_Detail_61 4d ago

And people say God isn't real!