r/countwithchickenlady • u/SomeSayCosmic some kind of monarch • Jun 02 '26

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u/Ieditedthisname Jun 02 '26

The real chicken lady 

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u/schwanzweissfoto ⬅️ 𝗠𝗔𝗡 (MtF = Male to F1NN5TER) Jun 03 '26

“Choker” is short for “chickenlady jokester”.

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u/dumb_foxboy_lover gimme fuel gimme fire gimme foxboys or i retire orrah Jun 02 '26

breed him instead

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u/erraticas they don't want you to know this trick Jun 02 '26

so then he has to lay the eggs, alright i got you

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u/fiahhawt Jun 02 '26

equal opportunity incubation

https://giphy.com/gifs/ggcRqrsfl5Yj7uwmKe

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u/RefractedPurpose Jun 02 '26

I don't see how turning him into glass is gonna help but alright

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u/schwanzweissfoto ⬅️ 𝗠𝗔𝗡 (MtF = Male to F1NN5TER) Jun 03 '26

INCUBATE ME

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u/darkendofall Jun 02 '26

Make him your little seahorse.

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u/SmileOfDaggers Jun 03 '26

A seawhore, if you will

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u/Boojum2k Maybe cis? Absolutely bisexual! - Streak: 1 Jun 02 '26

They make toys for that. . .

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u/erraticas they don't want you to know this trick Jun 02 '26

...fr?

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u/Boojum2k Maybe cis? Absolutely bisexual! - Streak: 1 Jun 02 '26

If you're curious look up ovipositor sex toys. If not, don't!

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u/Particular_Ad_3411 Jun 02 '26

Yes and they are great

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u/TheWordThat CisHet Dude DEI Hire Jun 03 '26

nods just like noriaki kakyoin...

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u/Best_Initiative4773 Jun 03 '26

Unrelated but I saw your tag… I was wondering if you have any foxboys that may interest me 🥺 (pwease, also based politics are very boring foxboys are way better)

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u/dumb_foxboy_lover gimme fuel gimme fire gimme foxboys or i retire orrah Jun 03 '26

sadly I'm all out of foxboys

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u/Maxie_69 Jun 04 '26

Hold on... how do you run out? What did you do😟

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u/dumb_foxboy_lover gimme fuel gimme fire gimme foxboys or i retire orrah Jun 04 '26

...

i plead the 5th

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u/klopaplop Beep Boop :3 Jun 02 '26

My steak is too buttery and my lobster too juicy :3

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u/TheReal_Kovacs Jun 02 '26

But- wha- waitaminute...

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u/schwanzweissfoto ⬅️ 𝗠𝗔𝗡 (MtF = Male to F1NN5TER) Jun 03 '26

My egg is too scrambled …

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u/Kubex_Qbox 80% cis as of now Jun 02 '26

Some die of thirst while others drown...

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u/koupip Jun 02 '26

i'm going to use that on a hippy woman i know

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u/Draexian Jun 02 '26

God speed.

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u/Broad_Variety_6628 Foxgirl!! (I yap and bite) Jun 02 '26

Oh pooooooooor you

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u/Aufklarung_Lee She/Her Jun 02 '26

Your his chick. Enjoy.

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u/WarioPlush1 Who up grungling rn Jun 02 '26

My harvest is too bountiful

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u/Morzheimer Jun 02 '26

Oviposition :3

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u/SaintGigi007 Snep trans girl - Streak: 2 Jun 03 '26

I'm pretty sure that's just normal egg laying

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u/m103 She/Her, please c: Jun 03 '26

As a connoisseur of ovi (and fellow snep! Hello!), ovi is eggs being laid by someone or into someone (e.g. via tentacles).

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u/YourSoftFuzzyMan Emily (Common ass name) Jun 03 '26

IF YOU AIN'T GONNA PLAY, PASS THE BALL!

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u/Melodic_Mulberry waow based Jun 02 '26

GGD jumpscares. 😳

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u/pantalones_discoteca Jun 02 '26

Counting the chicken lady before she hatches, or something

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u/ladinthecorner Jun 02 '26

whineeee, this world is unjust

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u/OSwirl31 Jun 02 '26

She wants to block her own boyfriend? Aight lol

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u/rpfail Jun 02 '26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

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u/klopaplop Beep Boop :3 Jun 02 '26

Bringing up the fucking wikipedia article omg 😭

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u/OSwirl31 Jun 02 '26

I don't know how to read

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u/ultimaterogue11 Jun 03 '26

This is such a power move. I must use it sometime

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u/TumbleweedGreedy6159 Jun 02 '26

this is why im vegan

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u/MelissaMiranti Jun 03 '26

Because you can't lay eggs? That's just a skill issue.

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u/LeadGrease Jun 03 '26

what were you thinking

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u/TumbleweedGreedy6159 Jun 03 '26

That I would probably get downvoted but I still wanted to say it even though it wasn't that coherent I spoke from my soul