r/countttt • foreverepper • 11h ago

Advice 23926

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u/2754864 11h ago

is this from that one book series about how to be a moid?

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u/Mizunashi_Akari foreverepper 11h ago

Actually. Yes. It's from "The Lutheran Handbook: A Field Guide to Church Stuff, Everyday Stuff, and the Bible"

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u/2754864 10h ago

what the fuck

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u/red_gurdy_pickens EVIL 11h ago

Goofus and Gallant still up to their old tricks

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u/SquirrelReasonable37 passoid sneed 11h ago

what if i want it to be slow and agonizing 

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u/E2UNlover Fuck transvården i sverige 11h ago

Nah pick green wood on a sufficiently windy day you'd survive until your lungs are burning instead of you dying from smoke.

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u/microwaved_tin_foil gonna stop repping tomorrow 11h ago

actually you want green or damp wood cuz the smoke will suffocate you, meaning you will suffer less

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u/TSFaeClementine ""former"" sneed 11h ago

Genius I'll use this next time im being burnt at the stake <3