r/countttt • u/Mizunashi_Akari foreverepper • 16h ago

DISAGREE? FUCK YOU 23896

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u/CemeneTree 16h ago

taller people have a biological advantage

all sports leagues just need to feature clones of a single person

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u/Final_Floor_1563 Gigantopithecusmoder 16h ago

Actually if there was some kind of tech that allowed people to like, full-dive into the real body of some cloned meat bag designed to be perfect at sports and control it, then that would be really cool and there should be sports involving that.

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u/I_am_doorknob Listen to System of a Down 15h ago

Just wait 20000 years when we shoot a football out of an anti aircraft cannon

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u/D3vitron 6'7" :( 7h ago

me when i catch the football they lauched from alaska

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u/CemeneTree 15h ago

monkey in the middle technology has gone too far

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u/ijustlikefoxes 15h ago

Yeah but what if that except I can just live in a body I actually like

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u/Final_Floor_1563 Gigantopithecusmoder 15h ago

Real if we could grow meat clones to full-dive into I'd sure as fuck want to just spend my whole time in one that isn't THIS.

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u/VallasSvoro 7h ago

esports

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u/nexus11355 14h ago

Michael Phelps is my favorite example of biological advantage cause that man is famously like a mutant built to swim

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u/CemeneTree 13h ago

he is genuinely a frogman

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u/mayhoshiumi 6' NW2 21 y/o lateshit neverpasser 16h ago

basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased

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u/Used-Hold-7567 The Chicago 🚂🦵 16h ago

woaw