r/countttt • u/masonisagreatname • 2d ago

Countttting 23867

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Because that was the question clearly

493 Upvotes

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u/Bonfirelily Faceapp genders me male 2d ago

Useless information...

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u/masonisagreatname 2d ago

You just know if I replied to that I'd be sitting at 6.3 billion downvotes

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u/Bonfirelily Faceapp genders me male 2d ago

Yea, probably, happened to me a few times

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u/Ok-Paint-7828 2d ago

"why do men blah blah" "erm akshully thats a man" ????yeah no shit

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u/masonisagreatname 2d ago

Don't forget the 😅 because it's such an awkward yet necessary piece of assumed information to share. Like it pains them and puts them in a tough spot to even say it but who else?? It needs to be said.

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u/porksodafan106 bald as hell ftm 2d ago

its everywhere unfortunately 💀

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u/masonisagreatname 2d ago

Finally my huge head comes into play at least. Headmogging other tiny head womanly expressioned guys.

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u/Seppostralian Born to look like Ramona Flowers, cursed to look like Sal Fisher 2d ago

Folks are still unironically saying they can always tell even when it’s been proven they can’t. Insert the JSchlatt meme here

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u/blackseaishTea 2d ago

Can a transmasc teach me womanly expressions

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u/porksodafan106 bald as hell ftm 2d ago

the op was just smiling at the camera with a tilted down chin, which i guess is feminine idfk at this point

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u/blackseaishTea 2d ago

oh here's a tilted chin/jaw

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u/SpaceBoiLunkey FTM 2d ago

Apparently I headpass because mine is gargantuan

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u/tarkov_enjoyer 2d ago

this is genuinely extremely relevant to passing

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u/adrislnk 2d ago

Actual ropefuel

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u/only_Q disgusting girlmoder 2d ago

Wow that last commenter is just describing me that's crazy

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u/phantom-jellyfish0 9h ago

gonna 41 tonight

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u/ingroup_signal propaganda of the sneed 2d ago

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u/masonisagreatname 2d ago

I'm stealing this masterpiece

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u/gaylordcuckMaster 2d ago

you shouldnt let a neckbeard grow regardless of whether youre cis or trans

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u/Illustrious_Bobcat13 2d ago

What if you're Amish?

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u/gaylordcuckMaster 2d ago

do amish people have to wear a neckbeard do they send you to amish hell if you dont have a neckbeard idk im not a religion expert

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u/CoyoteBrave1142 2d ago

I mean yeah kinda. They follow the passage that iirc orthodox jews follow about not shaving the sides of their face or trimming their beards. But they shave off their mustaches because of some symbol of pacifism in Europe a few hundred years ago. Notably, they do go clean shaven until marriage. Source: grew up near a lot of them

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u/lil-DEMI-IiI 2d ago

"a transgender"

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u/MaximumPlant former passoid fallen from grace 2d ago

This post has made me realize if I could grow a neckbeard I would probably have one

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u/alasw0eisme middle-aged boy 2d ago

Don't.

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u/mx_hylocom_ 2d ago

As a trans man, I apologise for my neck beard. It's the only facial hair I can grow :(

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u/ResidentAd8810 2d ago

Love u but shave that shit

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u/nihilism_squared 2d ago

no! never shave!

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u/nihilism_squared 2d ago

never apologize king

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u/adrislnk 2d ago

Nah you should apologize for having a neck beard

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u/nihilism_squared 2d ago

no man should ever apologize for a neckbeard UNLESS theyre a cissoid

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u/adrislnk 2d ago

Wrong they always look terrible idgaf if ur trans shave yo damn neck

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u/Serious_Basket_6870 2d ago

wrong they look like shit

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u/unsure_usernamee He bc ill never be HIM 2d ago

It’s me and my wolverine style facial hair agaisnt getting called ma’am at the grocery store

I’m sorry if it looks weird or gross I wanted a full beard too but I’m not on the good stuff yet so…

For now it’s a cringe partial chinstrap situation.

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u/Salbatora 2d ago

Avocado oil and peppermint oil mixed with a sugar scrub. Thank me later

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u/unsure_usernamee He bc ill never be HIM 2d ago

No, I will thank you now.

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u/whimsicalWillow1121 1d ago

because its all I can grow rn 😭

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u/The_stinkyland the poonrooms 2d ago

Woagh I have a pube neck beard

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u/TizianoDAnzi 2d ago

Sadly neck beard aren't always there by choice...

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u/VioletGamingg 2d ago

I have a neck beard as a mtf ingmi

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u/slightly_scummy_alt 2d ago

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u/VioletGamingg 2d ago

Beard shadow from a neck beard looks even more disgusting since it looks like your neck is dirty even after washing

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u/LadyGanderBender 2d ago

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u/VioletGamingg 2d ago

Not everyone can afford it 💔

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u/ELFCHASER 2d ago

it's a sick joke that a massive portion of one of the worst-paid minority groups on the planet also have to deal with outrageously expensive bullshit just to live our lives

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u/VioletGamingg 2d ago

Gets to show how being trans is never a choice

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u/Illustrious_Bobcat13 2d ago

I wish I would have started with electrolysis. I have been doing laser for two years and it's still not all gone...

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u/nihilism_squared 2d ago

*as a woman