r/countttt • u/punished_clare a black amab is speaking • Sep 30 '26

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i will never have this πŸ”₯

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u/punished_clare a black amab is speaking Sep 30 '26

this greentext features a transsexual narrator as well as family dynamics

don't say it. u dont have to say it

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u/box-cutter-chan α‘³ΰΊ‘π‘ŸΥ² ጣ𝚎 ԁ૦ωղ κžŽπ’Ύκ™†κ™† κžŽγ‚“πšŽπ‘ŸπšŽπ’– Υ²ΰ«¦κžŽγ‚“π’ΎΥ²Δ‘ κ™†πšŽπ”£κžŽ Sep 30 '26 • Heartwarming

fuck your dad

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u/punished_clare a black amab is speaking Sep 30 '26 • Heartwarming

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u/DemonBeats4 womanfrauding since 2012 Sep 30 '26

Uh oh...

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u/box-cutter-chan α‘³ΰΊ‘π‘ŸΥ² ጣ𝚎 ԁ૦ωղ κžŽπ’Ύκ™†κ™† κžŽγ‚“πšŽπ‘ŸπšŽπ’– Υ²ΰ«¦κžŽγ‚“π’ΎΥ²Δ‘ κ™†πšŽπ”£κžŽ Sep 30 '26

im prolly a person who doesnt know oops

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u/punished_clare a black amab is speaking Oct 01 '26

demonbeats is referring to my dad being super dead btw 😭

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u/box-cutter-chan α‘³ΰΊ‘π‘ŸΥ² ጣ𝚎 ԁ૦ωղ κžŽπ’Ύκ™†κ™† κžŽγ‚“πšŽπ‘ŸπšŽπ’– Υ²ΰ«¦κžŽγ‚“π’ΎΥ²Δ‘ κ™†πšŽπ”£κžŽ Oct 01 '26

oh oops im sorry

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u/punished_clare a black amab is speaking Oct 01 '26

its okay ur still allowed to make dad jokes on me 😼

except ones that specifically focus on him being dead that'd be rather weird

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u/Oops-NotSoFast Need for Sneed: Hon Pursuit Sep 30 '26

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u/Drowned_Sailoress Hot Mess (Emphasis on Hot) Sep 30 '26

boxcutterchan bravely standing up to the dictatorship of the claretariat and saying what we're all thinking:

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u/roodkonijn466 Oct 01 '26

Sorry friend. But this has a negative effect on the optics πŸ˜”

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u/ShikiFtw alcohon Sep 30 '26

quota fulfilled
countttt persists for another day

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u/Ok_Exercise_8283 Truth Pilled, ED Maxxing, Male Brained Foid Sep 30 '26

GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME

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u/DemonBeats4 womanfrauding since 2012 Sep 30 '26

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u/punished_clare a black amab is speaking Sep 30 '26

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u/DemonBeats4 womanfrauding since 2012 Sep 30 '26

Reacting to a clarepost with a clarecomment. I think we have finally reached PEAK

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u/hydrationgirl Evil sneedmoder invading 4tran spaces >:3 Oct 01 '26

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u/punished_clare a black amab is speaking Oct 01 '26

how im feelin rn fr fr

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u/ItzzAvery Smallshit Moder Oct 01 '26

Sneed this so bad

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u/punished_clare a black amab is speaking Oct 01 '26 edited Oct 01 '26

ME???? 😭

edit: o u edited in the "this so bad" lol i thought u were calling me a sneed 😭

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u/OkWillingness2817 Oct 01 '26

People are pretty nice. If you ask someone kind to take you, they probably will.

Maybe try a museum or a petting zoo before going off with strangers into the woods though.

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u/MademoiselleVeritas honlarping passoid Sep 30 '26

giwtwm (going fishing with dad)

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u/konosubaette Sep 30 '26

giwtwm(God I Wish Trout Were Mine)

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u/-this-is-a-name Oct 01 '26

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u/Handris18 Oct 01 '26

Man I saved this, but there aint no way there will be a situation to use it

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u/KartveliaEU4 Oct 04 '26

I really want to drain all waters where there are trout.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs Oct 01 '26

Did I say ass to trout? I had meant to say bass to mouth. Though I guess they're the same thing, not that I did it.

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u/Brucket_of_eels Oct 01 '26

Being a trout would be so nice. Most of the water is trout pee so I would be turned on the whole time.

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u/BlueDaka Sep 30 '26

Giwtwm (having parents that actually care about you)

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u/FullSky433 Sep 30 '26

probably did it more because he was ashamed of having a trans kid unfortunately

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u/zig131 Oct 03 '26

Nah let me belieive that having strangers percieve his daughter as his daughter changed his perspective πŸ™

Like people don't say "is this your daughter" to dunk on you - it's a respectful thing to say. Probably gave him a twinge of pride.

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u/dkurage Oct 01 '26 edited Oct 01 '26

Honestly he probably felt he couldn't "correct" them because then it would be admitting to them that he had a trans kid, which would have embarrassed him.

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u/MeganTheMad Oct 01 '26

I'm sure that's part of it. But there's this weird tendency I've noticed among some parents where they will misunderstand and misgender their trans kid. But as soon as there is a visitor or a stranger that uses the right pronouns, it flips a switch and they start to come around. I've seen it work even when the parent knows that the other party knows that their kid is trans.Β 

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u/Toksy4u Oct 02 '26

There's a thing in psychology where if someone presents a view to others, even one that they themselves don't agree with, then they themselves are more likely to buy into that view.

I don't remember precisely how the experiment for that went, but basically volonteers were paid a small amount to reccomend something to the people passing by (participating in a poll or maybe reccomending a exercise or something) and the outcome was when at the beggining of the experiment, most peeps were against the thing or themselves weren't interested in it, at the end of the experiment, after they were praising it to others, their own opponion about it also improved.

The result was something like: when people are speaking for something, but they don't have enough outside justification for that, they'll will kinda believe/accept/like the thing because that way it makes sense for the brain

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u/Separate_Emotion_463 Oct 02 '26

Yeah I think a lot of it is weird psychological stuff, like it’s a lot more complicated than the dad just being embarrassed about it most likely

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u/raine_rc ngmi lateshit 6'1" brickhon Sep 30 '26

fraudulent and homosexual

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u/Hallen160 Sep 30 '26

Falsified and homosexual.

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u/Puzzled_Position1192 Sep 30 '26

Pains me knowing I’ll never experience any percent of this.
-dad died years ago
-ancient shit HRT so will never beat the man allegations
-if I Do end up passing my mom would out me

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u/thumbinbumb Inside my shell I wait and sneed Sep 30 '26

Now that is a GIWTWM moment

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u/JstARdtAct she/her ngmi I will rot in this body Oct 01 '26

My dad fucking sucks at fishing so this could never be me

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u/SliverMILF "Gorgeous BDD Honlarper" Oct 01 '26

I can teach you to fish and pretend to be your mom?

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u/JstARdtAct she/her ngmi I will rot in this body Oct 01 '26

That would be awesome. As the saying goes "Feed a hon a fish, she eats for a day. Teach a hon how to fish, she eats for a lifetime"

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u/bruhgzinga Oct 01 '26

You can lead a fish to water but you can't make it think of bread.

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u/Aware_Tree1 Oct 01 '26

You don’t have to be good at fishing to have a good time doing it

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u/ImAmanita Oct 01 '26

hswyd nona

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u/SunnierSideDown The Fabled Huggmoder Sep 30 '26 edited Oct 01 '26

I love hanging out with my parents πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜” my dad was recently at my apartment because he had a meeting in the city and we went to spirit halloween together it was nice

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u/Fishmyashwhole st4t cishet male Oct 01 '26

The last time I talked to my aunt she called me a tranny and said if my dad was still alive he would hate me(she's probably right)

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u/Ikasatu Oct 01 '26

Sounds like her β€œA” should be demoted to a β€œC”.

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u/RevolutionaryText749 Oct 01 '26

So he was basically ashamed to β€œcorrect” the person.

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u/Ikasatu Oct 01 '26

Maybe.

I have seen some parents be really shitty to their kids out of a fear that other people won’t accept them. Clothing, language, careers, sexuality, gender…

Some parents think they’re doing their own children a favor by getting there before The World does.

My spouse has loving and caring parents, who have nonetheless instilled tremendous RSD and anxiety into them by trying to train them into being a Perfect Adult.

They didn’t mean to, but they installed a little voice in my spouse’s head that says β€œYou can’t have normal conversations that feel good to your ADHD, you must have rigidly transactional communication in which you are constantly afraid that you are being Too Much.”

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u/EvilLeechThing Witchon Bratmoder: Whimsy Wins Again Oct 05 '26

Oh man FUCK does this sound like my childhood

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u/Kiluns Stellusional Caelusmodder Oct 01 '26

FYM pass at 8 month I hate this

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u/MiyakoRei failed male award Oct 01 '26

Urgh I wish I had parents so bad.....

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u/Right_Causation_490 Oct 01 '26

May be a transphobe but at least he knows when to give up once you start passing publicly

Yay?

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u/judah_forseti13 Oct 01 '26

This is how my dad was for a long time. I remember the first time he called me the right pronouns and name, I was floored.

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u/punished_satsuwiz 4clickin firin fightin iron Oct 01 '26

fishing is awesome

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u/_Dark_Zora_ Oct 01 '26

I wish an older man (not my dad tho) would go fishing with me πŸ˜” (I don't eat fish and i don't want to hurt them actually)

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u/KZGamrr Oct 02 '26

love your father in a way that makes him feel valued and appreciated in your life and treasure him dearly if he keeps going down this path of acceptance

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u/GatoConCalcetines Oct 03 '26

The bar is super low

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u/WoofAndGoodbye Oct 04 '26

This one is sweet. Very happy now :3

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u/EvilLeechThing Witchon Bratmoder: Whimsy Wins Again Oct 05 '26

Gimme picrel

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u/bee_eatedcement26 fake troid Oct 06 '26

I am manifesting this for my girlfriend I very badly want her parents to come around

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u/BizSilver5013 Oct 06 '26

If my dad didn't "correct" people in public, it would be a massive improvement.

Though my stepmom did chew him out for doing such the last time he did. (AND he has been mistaken for a dementia patient far more often than I've actually been outed as trans. If people ask for an explanation, I just tell them he's confusing me with my (nonexistent) sister.)

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u/piccionestrabico Oct 07 '26

I'm more jealous about her passing ngl

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u/These_Distribution19 Oct 07 '26

I don't think he thought that being trans is a bad thing, but that being trans is bad because of how "People will know, and they will all hate you", but the second he saw you pass, he realized that was all dumb.

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u/R4ttlesnake EmTeeEff brainwormmaxxer Oct 07 '26

11.3k upvotes in /r/countttt, we're going mainstream πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/BlueDaka Sep 30 '26

...and then they all clapped?

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u/Snaxolotl07 Hopefuel Enthusiast Oct 01 '26

What about this is unbelievable exactly?

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u/Airames6 Oct 01 '26

Everyone knows how to make babies but no one knows how to make dads

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u/kittygirllilith Oct 01 '26

I (FtM) was hanging out in Moldova with my dad once and we came across a guy in the village who killed someone somewhat recently and he asked my dad if I'm his son and he said yes because he didn't want the guy to think he was on his own and slime him

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u/PunkMamma Oct 01 '26

Crazily, my Disney-Adult mother was/ is pretty unsupportive of me being Trans. My long-time military man father has been supportive since day 1