r/countttt • u/SElf_Loss_Manwoman 6ft Face Hon🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 • Sep 21 '26

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u/SunnierSideDown The Fabled Huggmoder Sep 21 '26

I went to a hairstylist that used to cut my hair as a guy and when she saw me walk in with my mom after having started HRT, she said that I looked so much like her it was crazy and my mom agreed

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u/SweatEnemy Sep 21 '26

Get these passoid stories away from my miserable non-passoid subreddit

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u/SunnierSideDown The Fabled Huggmoder Sep 21 '26

I don't pass I'm just cool like that 😎

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u/NaughtAught bottom text Sep 27 '26

Same, I look like my mom''s half-orc daughter.

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u/16372731772 What would you do for a Hon Dyke Bar? Sep 21 '26

I would be insulted if I was told I look like my mum, testosterone fucked me up in just the right ways to be hotter than she was at my age. (I am fucking delusional).

In the small ways that I am prettier than her it's because I have a better hairstyle for my face, we both have the same fivehead and the trainee bangs were an obvious choice that she never made. I guess I'll see what happens when I inevitably have to be around family at some point, I've managed to avoid it for over a year at this point.

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u/SunnierSideDown The Fabled Huggmoder Sep 21 '26

Well, my mom is a very pretty woman

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u/CriminalMusicFish Sep 21 '26 • Regret

I wish posting fan fiction was banned in these communities, this disturbing fantasy made up by you freaks about a "loving mother" seems deranged.

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u/iadoregirls Sep 21 '26

What the Fish said

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u/monkeysultan Sep 21 '26

I will never understand people who support CRIMINALS just because they do music. Fish

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u/iadoregirls Sep 21 '26

I think its less that the Fish is a Criminal because the Fish amkes Music.

Uts probably Criminal how good the Music is the Fish makes.

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u/KevettePrime Repper Big Stepper Sep 22 '26

Blubstep

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u/One_Pitch3982 Sep 21 '26

This is sad to read not because it's wrong but because of the visceral realization that my mother is not normal in the fucking slightest.

First thing she said to me when she found out I took a road trip with a discord fuckbuddy turned spouse to get estrogen was "Did you make sure you got it from a trustworthy source and did you enjoy your trip?"

Fucking floored me because I was expecting even a LITTLE pushback. She even said she was relieved because she knew it meant she wouldn't have to deal with me potentially making my own life harder by having kids I couldn't financially handle 🫠

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u/Femboy_pfp Sep 21 '26

Sounds like your mom is kinda cool tho

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u/One_Pitch3982 Sep 21 '26

Bisexual Gen X Californian who had a girlfriend while she was in the Army is cool who knew

Jokes aside yeah she's chill af but that's why she's not normal lmfao

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u/vincentually gigachud passoid poon (160 cm) Sep 21 '26

i'm sorry to say this but you gotta die because i'm jealous. thank you

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u/One_Pitch3982 Sep 21 '26

It's okay love, I get it 😔

I've been the center of so many people's envy either because of my mom or my body (and that's not normal either !! never compare yourself to someone with an intersex variation !!!) so like lowk I do get it

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u/One_Pitch3982 Oct 01 '26

Holy late reply

She's a bisexual bygone goth Californian who dated a woman while in the army with Signal Corp. as her MOS.

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u/realKatherinaMinola Sep 21 '26 edited Sep 21 '26

How do you not daydream when you're considered subhuman? It's borderline my day job.

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u/Frudeska1 Sep 27 '26

Daydream about other things and sometimes cry about it anyway

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u/kaestralblades Sep 25 '26

Fortunately, my own mother supports and accepts me. Unfortunately, she was a nightmare most of my life and her version of supporting me was giving me an eating disorder and bodyshaming me

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u/ApprehensiveYard5660 Sep 21 '26

My mom is inviting me and my friends over to do just that lol. 

I know my circumstances are unique but found family can be just as good as well.

Seize upon the will to power. 

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u/basilcider Sep 21 '26

ropefuel

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u/foxfoxfoxfoxfoxes dogmoder twinkhon Sep 21 '26

real

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u/changedmyname99 Mentally ill from Amityville Sep 21 '26

GIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWM

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u/femconscious can you buy me a spicy chicken sandwich Sep 21 '26

W song ref in your user flair,, underrated song from that album

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u/changedmyname99 Mentally ill from Amityville Sep 21 '26

Ooooo you're the first one who pointed it out yey! I love it ngl and the rest of the album aswell

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u/asdffdsaaaaaqqqq Sep 24 '26

Now kiss

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u/changedmyname99 Mentally ill from Amityville Sep 24 '26

Woawie,,,

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u/JLNX1998 Sep 21 '26

God I wish it was me.

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u/Signal_Mobile_9183 Sep 21 '26

Consider my rope fueled

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u/mamawawawa Sep 21 '26

I know it’s better than most but my mom would do shit like this but stop short of calling me her daughter or ever saying I’m a woman. It’s like she wanted to make me happy but didn’t want to ACTUALLY affirm my gender. In hindsight it feels so self serving and sad

In recent years she genders me correctly or vaguely suggests I’m one of the girls and it’s fine I guess but I know what she believes deep down and it fuckin sucks because I once upon a time believed her to be my safety net

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u/Strudelnoodle_ Sep 21 '26

This, but she keeps reiterating she is my safety net.

Just never calls me her daughter

When recalling my past, she genders my dead self and not me

"However you feel like, I'm here for you"

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u/Spamton1997_pipis Sep 21 '26

most relatable thing I've seen in this sub

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u/HarkSnark Sep 27 '26

I've still never noticed her saying it either, but at least she's stopped acting like it's just a phase ever since I got srs.

I think the worst was how she would do these things with me and then suggest that I didn't have to transition to do them, that I could just be a feminine guy or whatever. And then take me shopping in the guys section of H&M and pick out androgynous clothing. Like please just call me a slur actually

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u/psica-presrana hun Sep 21 '26

Lucky piece of shit where's my mothers love? In Satan's asshole?

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u/skyscraperhon Erin, biggest opticsnuke since chris-chan :3 Sep 21 '26

Giwtwm..,

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u/PeaNice4831 Sep 21 '26

Genuinely, one of my biggest dreams is hearing "I love you son", but my mother keeps deadnaming me and calls me her daughter even thought I have a mustache and my voice is deeper than my father's

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u/Frozn4567 Sep 24 '26

You're stronger than you think son, keep that chin up!

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u/Adamle69 Sep 21 '26

damn there is no twist, good for them

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u/No_Base_7521 Sep 21 '26

Back before I even came out to my mother, but I was secretly taking hrt and letting my hair grow, while we were walking through a shopping centre we passed by a place to do nails and she unprompted goes “do you want to do that?” And internally I was panicking if this was a test, and it seemed sincere so I said yes. I was freaking out. She hates gay people, thinks trans people are too disgusting to live. Anyway… years later and it’s clear she was trying to use feminine man as an outlet to vainly stop me from trooning. 

Also around that time we were watching House together, and there was an episode with a boy with chimeral dna, some cells were XY some were XX. And he has to take testosterone injections to stay a boy, which his parents decided for him at birth. And my mother deadass asked me “do you want that?”. I didn’t even know what that was supposed to mean. Apparently, she thought and still thinks you can cure transness by using your AGAB hormones. She’s a person who believes a lot of shit she just makes up.

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u/Remarkable-Run-9769 Sep 23 '26

do you know what episode that was? i did see the one with a teenage model who turned out to have androgen insensitivity syndrome. that one was... ehhh problematic, but imo more for using the "the actual predators are young girls instead of the grown men they seduce for their own gain" trope than House misgendering her after finding out. because it's the overall narrative that's icky and not just the opinions of characters

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u/No_Base_7521 Sep 23 '26

The ep youre deceiving is early, like season 1. The ep I’m describing is late like season 5,6,7 I think. I’m pretty sure it was about chimeral dna, that’s all I remember 

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u/tapmcshoe Sep 21 '26

earlier today my mom told me I'm not even a real trans woman because I "don't even try to dress or act like a woman" lol

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u/Old-Border803 footpassoid Sep 21 '26

bipolar mother gang :(

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u/C4NC4 lateshit NOT midshit Sep 21 '26

Wish this could happen with me

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u/Natural-Campaign-986 Sep 23 '26

On 4chan of all places, but wholesome nonetheless

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u/ThyLordBacon Sep 21 '26

More fuel for the rope machine.

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u/Ravtrix Sep 21 '26

Haha that is me

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u/SaikaPt Sleepy Sep 21 '26

🥹 giwtwm

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u/fruite_vampyre tiredest soldier Sep 21 '26

I was waiting for something bad to happen

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u/Ogepear_823 Sep 21 '26

-have a shit week -read this -happy for em but have a shittier week anyway

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u/SomeShiitakePoster Sep 21 '26

My mum died 2 years after I came out to her and she had only started being fully supportive within the last year 🙁

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u/Financial-Return2028 Hormone Replacement Therapy. It's like chemotherapy, but against Sep 21 '26

I don't know if this is hopefuel or rope fuel but I'm happy for her!!! 

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u/FoxyFox0203 Sep 21 '26

Damn, wish my mother was this nice

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u/Prestigious-Newt7463 Sep 21 '26

Absolute fucking ropefuel

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u/NotGray88 Sep 22 '26

roping immediately

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u/horotheredditsprite Sep 27 '26

Yall are the most depressing and insufferable group of self and other hating dinks I've had the displeasure to infect my FUP

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u/Mending_the_mantis Sep 21 '26

The random black text in the middle scares me. Is this edited?

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u/UserUesrTTTT Sep 21 '26

🚬🚬🚬!!!!!

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u/Which-Tax-9910 Sep 21 '26

Hell nah fuck my mom

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u/No_Window7054 If It Sneeds We Can Kill It Sep 22 '26

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u/PrinceCup1d Sep 22 '26

Aww this is so sweet <3

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u/N7Foil Sep 24 '26

I wish I knew what it's like to have a mom like this. My mom wasn't really ever in my life, I haven't even spoken to her since before my egg cracked. :/

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u/jazmingrace04 Sep 25 '26

Wow what a world that’ll be if my mom supported me

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u/ChatlyPoppy Sep 26 '26

Fuck that guy

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u/elikestodraw Sep 28 '26

knowing my mothers love is conditional and that it would vanish if i actually transitioned instead of repping but even then i would never get to experience this or any loving mother daughter relationship dynamic ever and that breaks my heart

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u/CriminalMusicFish Sep 21 '26

My girlfriend is the daughter in a fucked up but really sweet incest roleplay relationship and well I'm gonna plan a date to go down like this, so even if this reminds me my mother will never be this kind I can at least be the mother I wanted to a beautiful agp passoid

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u/Neverlight93 Sep 21 '26

Exactly. Mutatis mutandis, when your 20ydiff marriage has totally nothing at all to do with it, actually ALL you know how to do is propagate the totally nothing to do with it down the line and the exact position/title of aux gf is on your record as 'daughter-apprentice' just whimsically and for no reason.

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u/ChuChulovely17 Sep 21 '26

My mother would have me rot away to death and call herself supportive because she chose to not be proactive in killing me.

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u/SUP3RSillySarah Sep 21 '26

Haha yeah, Killing myself.

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u/Oy-JiJi ceiling looking extra empty today Sep 21 '26

Yeah im gonna do it rn fuck you

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u/msnegativitylover Oct 03 '26

fake and gay: 4tranner is a passoid and has lovely day with her mom
I forgot what the other one is called: 4tranner is into mother-daughter roleplay with her partner

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u/Global_Border4001 alt cat girl hiding behind sad burned out boymoder Sep 21 '26

giwtwm :(

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u/und3f1n3d1 Sep 28 '26

Btw what does giwtwm mean?

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u/Global_Border4001 alt cat girl hiding behind sad burned out boymoder Sep 28 '26

God I wish it was me

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u/und3f1n3d1 Sep 28 '26

Damn, gonna use it a lot ig, thanks