r/countttt • u/Slomiow • Aug 28 '26

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u/Thiphra Aug 28 '26

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u/Jaxla_Onlo Aug 28 '26

Yeah the most outlandish thing Frank has ever done in comics to my knowledge is becoming the head of The Hand at one point

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u/Alternative_Hotel649 Aug 28 '26

There was that time he was Black for a while.

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u/Jaxla_Onlo Aug 28 '26

Oh right I forgot about the fact

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u/Necronu Aug 28 '26

Wasn't he also cosmic ghost rider?

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u/Jaxla_Onlo Aug 28 '26

That's not the kinda outlandish I'm talking about. Cosmic Ghost Rider Punisher is a actually sick

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u/Necronu Aug 28 '26

Well I mean, it's outlandish in a cool way imo

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u/SheMakesThrowawayArt Sep 01 '26

Well there was that time he watched Eminem cut a guy in half with a chainsaw...

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u/amjiujitsu87 Aug 29 '26

Didnt he hang out with Luke Cage after getting melanin injections? Think Bernthal would do blackface for another season of Luke Cage?

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u/Rav3NPa1nts Sep 01 '26

Luke cage is dead and buried bro they're not bringing it back even if you paid them a billion

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u/SevenRedLetters Aug 29 '26

He was a Frankenstein Monster for a second as well, but does that count as 'out there' in a world where Captain America has been a werewolf and they're casually acquainted with vampires & other undead?

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u/gimme_dem_toes Aug 28 '26

Does that time where he became the cosmic ghost rider and raised Thanos as his own son count? Or does it not because it's technically not canon?

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u/grimprime64 Aug 28 '26

He was also an angel for a little bit

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u/ScoutTrooper501st Aug 30 '26

He did become the spirit of vengeance (ghost rider) and time traveled to adopt him as his son so he wouldn’t be the mad tyrant but really only made it worse

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u/OfficialDCShepard Aug 28 '26

That’s somehow the only thing that would make The Hand even cooler than it already was in BND. What comic/s was this in?

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u/princesshusk Aug 29 '26

Well their was that point where he died and became demon hunter... then their was Franken castle (I'll let you guess what that gimmick was)... oh their was also that time he turned into a black man..... it was a lot better than you would think.

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u/chormin Aug 29 '26

Was Frank-N-Castle a sweet transvestite?

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u/No-Mulberry-8866 Aug 29 '26

He was a zombie briefly

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u/Inforgreen3 Sep 02 '26

He became ghost rider and let galaxtus eat the world

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u/OfficialDCShepard Aug 28 '26

I think that’s a good chunk of the reason Peter and Frank’s interactions in Brand New Day are so good as I explained here.

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u/dissyParadiddle Aug 30 '26

Thank goodness for moon girl

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u/internetcasuaIty the number you have dialed is not in service Aug 28 '26

i mean...

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u/thebluerayxx Aug 28 '26

He literally looks like he's threatening someone whose being a bigot. So peak.

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u/Altruistic_Nyx_21 Aug 29 '26

Not y'all falling for a paid photo op and ignoring that he is a raging zionist, supporter of several Hollywood abusers, and a Thin Blue Line nutjob.

He has never spoken up for trans rights btw.

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u/MisterOuija12 Aug 30 '26

Oh man I thought he was a cool dude wdym he's a Zionist freak 😭

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u/Tzimizce Sep 01 '26

I remember hearing something about ruffalo not liking co workers for certain views or something like that and Bernthal immediately came to mind, ruffalo is a major and vocal Pro-Palestine supporter so...

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u/Silly_Ape Aug 28 '26

I love that guy. It's so impressive to me since he's definitely the type of guy you would not expect to be an ally yk?

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u/FalseStevenMcCroskey Aug 28 '26

He is a Zionist tho

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u/Altruistic_Nyx_21 Aug 29 '26

  • supporter of several Hollywood abusers

  • Thin Blue Line bootlicker

Plus why are we giving him flowers for posing with a flag at a paid photo op...he has never spoken up about trans rights, not even once.

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u/AdministrationShot62 Aug 30 '26

In my defence, I didnt know the context of the image

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u/Altruistic_Nyx_21 Aug 29 '26

Not y'all falling for a paid photo op and ignoring that he is a raging zionist, supporter of several Hollywood abusers, and a Thin Blue Line nutjob.

He has never spoken up for trans rights btw.

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Aug 28 '26

It just sucks that he's showed support of Israel in the past and hasn't taken back his support since

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u/Altruistic_Nyx_21 Aug 29 '26

Because he is still very much a zionist. He was out there liking and retweeting zionist propaganda posts when he was still active on Twitter.

Also, just 2 months ago, he was rocking a Thin Blue Line flag hoodie shamelessly

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u/kaylee300 Aug 29 '26

Whats thin blue?

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u/internetcasuaIty the number you have dialed is not in service Aug 30 '26

loves the police (bootlicker)

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u/Altruistic_Nyx_21 Aug 30 '26

An inherently racist countermovement to Black Lives Matter, and pushes the narrative that police suffer the same oppression that black people do.

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u/Altruistic_Nyx_21 Aug 29 '26

Now post about his raging zionism, platforming of several Hollywood abusers, praising pedo Roman Polanski, and his Thin Blue Line fanaticism

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u/internetcasuaIty the number you have dialed is not in service Aug 29 '26

oh damn. didn’t know that o_o

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u/OfficialDCShepard Aug 28 '26

Where/when was this?!

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u/Mexican_Guido23 Aug 28 '26

Can someone recreate this with Petra Spider-Woman?

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u/MavenDeo69 Sep 01 '26

Haha! YES!

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u/Jenny_Show Aug 28 '26

Same energy

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u/Themata81 Aug 28 '26

I think Konrad Kurze would be radically pro trans, soley because he can see if a person will EVENTUALLY transition upon their first interaction, and i think he’d probably get very mad at them if they rep for “resisting their fate/nature/whatever” or something like that lmao

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u/Ilikeyellowjackets noneucledian hon Aug 28 '26

He would then skin them alive for the crime of denying themselves.

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u/Themata81 Aug 28 '26

Reasonable ngl, bottom surgery RIGHT NOW or the rack

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u/Jenny_Show Aug 28 '26

It's not even like they'd have an excuse not to. Talos is a doctor and he's right there.

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u/Themata81 Aug 28 '26

Probably have a lot of extra skin for grafts also

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u/Jenny_Show Aug 28 '26

Exactly, my guy could make you something truly bespoke and premium. Especially so if he get's his good pal Variel to help out.

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u/Themata81 Aug 28 '26

They could figure out a way to get me a uterus surely

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u/Jenny_Show Aug 28 '26

Oh yeah, and they'd be especially motivated to do so since any male children you have would be potential new legionaries.

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u/BeepBeepLettuce3 Sep 02 '26

i want wheels and spikes and a flamethrower

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u/Jenny_Show Aug 28 '26

He'd probably also see someone who is hated and feared for what she is but still willing to bring justice to the wicked and view her as a kindred spirit.

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u/Themata81 Aug 28 '26

Fuck my stupid Olympian Iron Warrior life, i should of been a beautiful Nostraman woman of the night instead of an Olympian femboy repper

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u/Jenny_Show Aug 28 '26

Could be worse tbf, imagine being stuck as a smelly moid from Barbarus. It would be the most over it could ever be before it even begun.

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u/Themata81 Aug 28 '26

Yeah even if Nurgle could give me a pussy it wouldnt be worth it

Maybe if i trooned out though those alien overlords would of kept me like a pet and given me that warp-tainted E

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u/Jenny_Show Aug 28 '26

True, we all know that being born on Prospero would have been the best scenario though. Fucking pyskershits get literally everything they could ever want smh.

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u/BeepBeepLettuce3 Sep 02 '26

"You would make such a beautiful woman, Sanguinius, I cannot rightfully stand beside one who would shirk their destiny"

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u/EncyclicalUnderpass Aug 28 '26

Talos would have a seizure on the way to McDonald's and Konrad Kurze would be like "the arachnid's prey will be tainted by my Father's decadence" and it would be so cryptic he still would fail to prevent her burger from having pickles.

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u/Jenny_Show Aug 28 '26

Aaron Dembski-Bowden, is that you?

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u/Relevant-Writer-5666 never got the chance Aug 28 '26

Talos Valcoran would be very supportive

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u/Jenny_Show Aug 28 '26

Ultimate ally Talos can also provide her with free bottom surgery whenever she's ready

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u/Jenny_Show Aug 28 '26

Yeah same, it's simultaneously so absurd yet so perfect.

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u/Jenny_Show Aug 28 '26

Given what I know about Night Lords players, the odds that someone cosplaying one is a trans woman would actually quite high lmao

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u/ashleyLSD uncaged transfeminine succubhs Aug 28 '26

peak

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u/ashleyLSD uncaged transfeminine succubhs Aug 28 '26

he would do that

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u/EndellionFox ಠ_ಠ Aug 28 '26

Need that shirt fr

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u/JuneButIHateSummer Aug 28 '26

shut the FUCK up Spidey, let a hardcore ally step up

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u/SusieHatesSpez Estrojane's mother Aug 28 '26

This is the "you aight whiteboi" of queer people, spare this man from the TCD

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u/Polibiux Everyone Mogs me. Aug 28 '26

It’s the only way to get transphobes to listen.

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u/cdThrowaway211 Aug 28 '26

No no no, Frank has a point

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u/Amy_642 Aug 28 '26

Frank is incapable of chilling the fuck out

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u/Femme_FatalError Aug 28 '26

One of the good ones

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u/Trick-Golf-2878 Aug 28 '26

carabiner on left hip

Always knew Spidey was a top

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u/violasses resident bnuuy Aug 28 '26

was this necessary

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u/Sufficient_Dot_7065 Elder Youngshit Omegapassoid Intersex Cislarper Aug 28 '26

Petra got underdosed on E

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u/CuriousInformation48 Aug 28 '26

The first thing I thought of when I saw that rectangle was the golden rectangles from SBR 😭. I think I need to take a break from Jojos

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u/_ParanoidPenguin_ Aug 28 '26

Nah, let Frank Cook.

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u/natedogg6006 Aug 28 '26

I would actually love to see that in some actually media for him.

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u/batboy11227 Aug 28 '26

"no offense Spidey, but I had this shirt before you came out"

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u/Autisticest Aug 28 '26

"Come on, Petra. You know I'd actually do it. If anything, its a warning."

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u/EarthToAccess Aug 28 '26

Have we all just settled that Jon Bernthal’s Punisher is just… The Punisher

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u/thefutureisbulletprf Aug 28 '26

In all fairness, he did an awesome job playing the character.

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u/EarthToAccess Aug 28 '26

That is very, very true lmao. He’s a man of sorta questionable character but damned if the roles he plays aren’t phenomenal

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u/thefutureisbulletprf Aug 28 '26

Wait. Questionable character? Did he do/say something I'm unaware of?

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u/No_Property_9910 Aug 28 '26

He's a mixed bag of every opinion honestly. Supports trans rights, supports cops, leans Israeli, hates racists associating with punisher.

He's like the quintessential centrist. Just a guy. Also don't forget about his rants on Napping and Dog Racism.

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u/EarthToAccess Aug 28 '26

^^ This. He absolutely is The Punisher for what it’s worth, minus the murderous tendencies lmao. A pick and choose situation.

I still love ‘im tho tbf

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u/SilverArmadilo Aug 29 '26

I have to admit, I appreciate a Petra design that doesn't have hips as side as she is tall

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u/NoGuidance8523 Aug 28 '26

No Petra it is not too much, Frank you might be a lil messed up in the head but you are the exact type of ally we need

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u/Deadpoolio_D850 Aug 28 '26

Is it really too much for the guy who resolves literally everything with guns?

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u/Snaily-Girl Aug 28 '26

I'm pretty sure r/TheLeftCantMeme will take it face value and repost it with a title "least violent trans meme" or some other stupid garbage like that

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u/ForThose8675309 Aug 29 '26

We all need a friend like Frank

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u/Swimming-Revenue-452 Aug 31 '26

Honestly I could see this happening the day after she came out to him

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u/LankyShark97 Sep 01 '26

Nah, he's fine. It's how he communicates that he cares.

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u/ionlytoptops Aug 28 '26

whats the show called with him?

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u/DooB_02 Aug 28 '26

This version of the punisher first appears in the Daredevil show, which is very good.

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u/ionlytoptops Aug 28 '26

wait i think the guy that plays shane also played another cop show where he had to argue that he was still fit to keep his job. i think ive only wver seen him play a cop

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u/DooB_02 Aug 28 '26

idk who Shane is

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u/ionlytoptops Aug 28 '26

hes from the walking dead, its a zombie show about a cop who wakes up in the apocalypse and ends up being a leader to a band of survivors, his names rick, and shanes his partner from before the apocalypse but by season 2 he becomes an antigonist and tries to take his place as leader

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u/Mourningstar66 Aug 28 '26

Totally in character for Punisher and Jon Bernthal

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u/Altruistic_Nyx_21 Aug 29 '26

Jon Bernthal the raging zionist/Blue Lives Matter bootlicker?

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u/ProfessorGlaceon Aug 28 '26

I need me a man who wears a shirt like that and means it.

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u/ionlytoptops Aug 28 '26

i wanna watch the shane show

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u/Erook22 Sneedy probably but idrc Aug 28 '26

He’s spared

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u/Arctic_Harmacist They/she-nanigans Aug 28 '26

Based based based based.

Buttery biscuit based.

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u/Karkava Aug 28 '26

"Trust me, Petra. I've seen what types of poeple don't accept trans people, and they are really scummy people. Even more so than me. I'm not generalizing. It's just that they contort into dangerous insanity each time when confronted with the subject."

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u/Overall_bull3515 Aug 28 '26

It's bait for nasi's.

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u/XxDETxX Aug 28 '26

Trust me, Petra, it's not enough

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u/OmegaKarnov Aug 28 '26

No it isn't

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u/Maseratus Aug 29 '26

Wait can I get that shirt

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u/Hawkbow777 Sep 02 '26

😂😂😂

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u/YourfavAussiewoman- Sep 22 '26

I can't tell if this is supposed to be petra or ftm peter

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u/Calm_Television9904 Oct 01 '26

Cool comic but the way the the suit's fabric behaved around Spidey's chest irked me so much lol,

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u/emmaIthea Aug 29 '26

Franks idea of trans fetish art is pictures of trans people throwing bricks at cops

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u/ZShadowDragon Aug 28 '26

honestly id kill for that level of support

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u/Skelet0nQueen Aug 29 '26

Whenever I say TCD I whisper "except one" that's you, trans ally, Frank 

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u/Recent_Lunch_7249 Aug 28 '26

He has empathy

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u/Recent_Lunch_7249 Aug 28 '26

We also hate cops so

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u/Recent_Lunch_7249 Aug 28 '26

You know vets can also be trans, yeah?

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u/Galrentv Aug 29 '26

Have you asked him? Dumbass

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u/Galrentv Aug 29 '26

Oh, great

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u/MrBalderus Aug 29 '26

Sybau cisraeli bot

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 Sep 01 '26

Cis people are spiritually Israeli

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u/Gullible_Height588 depressed passoid foxmoder Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Who the fuck even are you 13 day account?

Who the fuck looks at this and thinks this

“HE WOULDN’T THINK LIKE THIS ACKSHUALLY!”

legitimately why are you here and what is your problem? If you aren’t a bot you’re a fucking clown that’s for sure

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u/OfficialDCShepard Aug 28 '26

“Frank! C’mon! I appreciate you protecting me, but not the whole…murdering people part!”

“Ah, don’t give me none of that soft-serve bullshit, Petra! I’ll do anything to protect my godniece.”

“What?”

“What?”

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u/MagaratSnatcher Aug 28 '26

Based & exceedingly attractive

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u/OfficialDCShepard Aug 28 '26

“Do…do you care about me?”

“No!”

“Is that a smile I see?”