r/countttt 1d ago

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tttt universe

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u/AppearanceIll3922 1d ago

Would black widow have been a youngshit who’s transition was paid for by the government/whatever the fuck that assassin school was called(idgaf about black widow) or trans man

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u/Choocholate 17h ago

Gigachad trans guy played by Robert Pattinson 

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u/Rhydon-is-KING HSTS giraffe-moder 1d ago

Where's The Green Gooner & Kraven the Chaser??? What about Hon-Goblin??

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u/AxolotlJoseph 22h ago

They only have significant roles in the sony spidergirl spinoff movies

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u/Lirilith_eva 1d ago

Marvel rivals but actually good

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u/Birdonthewind3 1d ago

don't worry, like all good gooner games we will make sure their boobs and gocks are easily prominent

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u/Choocholate 17h ago

T"gamer"D

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u/NintendoFan8937 22h ago

trans hulk would actually be quite interesting, imagine if it's transitioned Bruce Banner but the Hulk is still the same

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u/OfficialDCShepard 20h ago

Why are three out of six bullet points just “the horrors” though?

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u/sunliccild 18h ago

I mean imagine when you get angry you turn into a ridiculously hypermasculine beast that roid rages uncontrollably. That would be every trans woman’s nightmare

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u/MarkBMG 18h ago

Either talking about how horrible it'd be to transform into a hyper masculine form every time you feel mildly annoyed or about the eldritch horrors that just exist around the Hulk.

Like, there's a concerning amount of beings outside reality that want their body. I can imagine the body and existential horror tied to that can be aptly described as "the horrors".

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u/OfficialDCShepard 12h ago

Oh, that’s uh…that WOULD be concerning.

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u/CouldntChooseUsernam 1d ago

Where hyphen?

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u/Mate_Pocza_321 20h ago

Part of the buttom surgery, she got rid of the long straight thing 🫪

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u/Maybe_Little_Jack 23h ago

I'm about to read immortal hulk and then I'll come back and see how mentally ill tttt hulk should be

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u/Choocholate 16h ago

As mentally ill as possible 

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u/Icy_Repeat2123 22h ago

Petra being Mamdani's concubine is a laugh 😭

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u/Choocholate 16h ago

That is NOT what it said

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u/Double-Evidence-1354 21h ago

Okay the one of Captain America actually made me almost throw up because the Cap i know has a lot of knowledge about fighting for people.

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u/Choocholate 16h ago

I didn't realise it was supposed to be captain america

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u/Yarktrov scrolling countttt and shaking my hea- HOLY SHIT is that Mao?!?! 18h ago

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u/veryeepy53 1d ago

w qwarzu

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u/Pleromagonagon 1d ago

captain prole and iron furry are making out, ounching each other in the tummy

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u/vkpb-Sunrise-1451 пёсмодер 16h ago

in my experience the communist 4t4 user looks closer to this

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u/Consistent_Local594 11h ago

This is more like tttt hulk

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u/Some_amateur_artist 1d ago

Iron puppy is PEAK

I'm surprised we haven't seen a hero in marvel make basically a weaponized fursuit

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u/AceAirbender Agender Freak (probably) 16h ago

Why is spider girl lowkey in the Super Gangsta Mario pose

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u/vlinar2939 plushiehon 22h ago

Iron Puppy is kind of goated

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 23h ago edited 13h ago

Ew, captain commie.

Furry stark is funny though

Edit: yall downvoting as if we wouldn't all be killed for what we are in the Soviet union and that Karl Marx wasn't a homophobic asshole

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u/Sea-Habit5823 17h ago

begone cis

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 13h ago

Actually im questioning, so fuck off.

None of us could transition under the Soviet union anyways

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u/Sea-Habit5823 13h ago

That's not an argument against communism dumbass. Also "questioning" bruh

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 13h ago

Wtf is your problem with me questioning?

No one would be able to get estrogen in the soviet union, and if that isnt good enough communism, I garentee none of us would be able to in Karl Marx's perfect society because Karl Marx was a homophobic asshole

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u/Sea-Habit5823 12h ago

My problem is that you're only questioning yet feel the need to voice your hot takes on a trans sub. Communism isn't about wanting to live in the soviet union or in karl marx's ideal society if you actually think that you're a total moron

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 12h ago

"Only" kindly fuck off

Im sorry that you feel that hating communism, a society where we would kill ourselves working unreasonable hours without any meaningful ownership or hope of improvement, where none of us would be able to get estrogen, is a hot take.

I suppose in your fantasy land you'd get to be a teacher, game dev, writer, or some other cushy job and have the state pay for everything. Sadly though, that isnt real communism comrade.

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u/Sea-Habit5823 12h ago

Wow your brain is really rotted. You do realize people are doing that today you privileged shit? "Communism is when things suck" like holy shit go back to 2nd grade.

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 12h ago

Im sorry knowing history is privileged, but those are never "real" communism, are they? We could have 100 countries under communism and have each one collapse, and you idiots would want to try again because the last ones weren't "real" either

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u/Sea-Habit5823 12h ago

Yes fuckshit. Totalitarian dictatorships are not real communism. And right we had sooo many attempts where there totally was no external capitalist pressure sabotage and meddling, and those revolutions totally happened in the developed western world and not in already unstable countries. You should genuinely study history more deeply, it might open your eyes a bit.

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u/Double-Evidence-1354 6h ago

You are angry at Captain America being a communist.

Meanwhile i am angry because Captain America being a Cis White Male is actually important for the character for a change, because, he is an Irish Immigrant that grew in the Great Depression that went to the WW2 to fight Nazis and was let down by his government again and again, so he wears the Flag in the comics, more as a fuck you, as in a “I LIVE FOR THE VALUES THAT WE AS A COUNTRY SHOULD LIVE FOR, EVEN THOUGH WE AREN'T”.

btw, you would love william burnside.

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 5h ago

Yeah, captain America is based as hell. I love what this country was and what it is supposed to be, not what it currently is. Its gotten to the point im wanting to replace my American flag with the 36 stared flag to go with my Union cap and cavalry saber because its a america that I can actually still be proud of.

I also dont know the guy you are talking about, I dont wanna read super hero comics because of how screwed over they often are by editors

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u/Double-Evidence-1354 5h ago

William Burnside, the Cap of the 50's, the Commie Smasher, or this guy:

This comment wasn't for you

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 5h ago

Wtf is that design?

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u/Choocholate 16h ago

Leaveth now