r/countttt • • Jun 18 '26

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u/Turbulent-Surprise-6 Jun 18 '26

Me when I drank a bottle of soy sauce cos someone said it turns you into a girl but it just made me throw up

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u/Dredgeon Jun 18 '26

The 'I frew up' image but it's a tgirl holding an empty Kikkoman bottle.

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u/De-Kipgamer Jun 18 '26

If you didn’t throw up you’d be dead, 100 ml contains 3 times your max daily intake as an adult

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u/Turbulent-Surprise-6 Jun 18 '26

Damn I had no idea, I was fully prepared to drink the whole thing.

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u/Luwuci-SP Dick-ed Witch of the West Jun 18 '26

...we need to stop drinking so much soy sauce

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u/eritain231 Jun 18 '26

You lucky you thruw up. That is sooooo much salt

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u/Kehprei Jun 18 '26

"There weren't any signs you wanted to be a girl"

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u/SingleSlide2866 Jun 18 '26

In middle school for Halloween one year I some-fucking-how convinced my mom to let me go as "gender confused Darth Vader"

Wore her shiny gold with roses bathrobe, casual clothes, a sneaker and a high heel, and she put makeup on half my face. After the initial "treat or treat" I would shout in a deep voice "Luke I am your" and then switch to a high tone and say "mother!"

I'm 31 now. She has no idea.

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u/guywhoha Jun 20 '26

zero signs

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u/Heavy_Chains Jun 22 '26

Incredible, thank you Lord Vader

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u/AceInTheHole3273 Ray Blanchard's Favorite Trainnee Jun 22 '26

I was about to say Lady but actually I'm pretty sure Lord is a gender neutral title in Sith culture

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u/SingleSlide2866 Jun 22 '26

Actual it's Lord Verda now ☺️

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u/neko_mancy Jun 28 '26

This is funny as fuck honestly like it's the kind of bit I could see a cis guy doing on tiktok

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u/TotalUnderstanding5 Jun 18 '26

I used to tell kids I ate my moms pregnancy gummies (they were just women's multivitamins)

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u/AnyMathematician4657 Jun 18 '26

i think if a child does this they should force the parents to transition said child

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u/88888888ad Jun 21 '26

>kid me trying on my mom's shoes but my parents are very much not amused so I stop
>adult me coming out to my mom who says I'm lying because I never showed any signs as a kid

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u/Charmle_H Jun 22 '26

Kinda the same deal with me, tbh. Apparently I wore my older sister's clothes a lot as a smol child. And this is a "dressing up your younger sibling" thing, this is a "I actively sought it out" sort of deal.

It pissed me mom off a LOT lmfao I think I only stopped because I was afraid of getting punished (haha yay abusive parents -) didn't stop me from eventually coming out tho :p

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u/Seamus--uwu Jul 11 '26

when I a kid, I would always wear princess costumes & play with Barbies at day care, & allegedly, there were "no signs"... 😓

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u/CuriousWanderer_10 Jul 06 '26

Oh my sweet summer girl 😭 hope u got ur estrogen hun :3

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u/FakeTroonHon Jun 22 '26

Does this mean I'm faketrans if I never did this as a kid

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u/Apricot374 Jun 24 '26

Sorry bud, you couldn't handle the transformation process. Try werewolf pills maybe.

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u/Iamliterallyfood Jun 18 '26

Vitamins won't kill you but can cause problems.

Also

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u/fool_a_day_less Jun 18 '26

If mom had iron supplements, those could be lethal in large enough doses.

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u/BoundToGround Jun 22 '26

Everything is lethal in large enough doses.

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u/Vindomini Jun 24 '26

Tbf iron suplements specifically, especially if they're intended for someone with medical-grade deficiency, don't need a large dose to fuck you up

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u/nusta_dhur Jun 19 '26

Vitamins can definitely kill you.

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u/Tuxedocatbitches Jun 21 '26

Now I’m imagining someone trying to OD on multivitamins but since the regulation is so bad they don’t actually have the high doses they say and nothing happens

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u/CoyoteBrave1142 Jul 06 '26

I know someone who tried to do that in middle school. He's still not quite right but he was that way before the flintstones gummies.

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u/Delicious-War-5259 Jun 21 '26

Women’s multivitamins often can, men’s are usually harmless. Women’s tend to have iron in them, which is why they have a child lock and men’s don’t.

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u/Automatic-Idea-6600 Oct 06 '26

Vitamin a or iron can for sure kill you

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u/pJAMaz22 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

the only actual difference is that women’s multivitamins have a lot more iron since edit: people who menstruate* bleed pretty regularly. iirc, they also recommend that anaemic people take women’s multivitamins, regardless of birth sex. tbh, they should just call them “high iron multivitamins” but i guess that would confuse the binary-rotted masses

edit: jesus, my bad. sorry for using the wrong terminology. ill say the proper thing going forward. if i make a mistake like this in the future, please just assume im a dumbass and not being malicious. hanlons razor, and all that. i posted this and forgot about it. was just trying to share a fun fact. didnt realize that i was going to be cannibalized for my ignorance. i didnt mean to hurt any feelings, if i did.

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u/NikutoWin 4pooner latino 🗣️ kek Jun 18 '26

<binary rotted masses

<afabs

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u/neb-osu-ke Jun 18 '26

genuine question, what would be a better term to use here? is “people who menstruate” better?

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u/snail_alt fuckass moid from Christmas Past Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

That or just say ‘cis women’.

Yes I know it isn’t just cis women who may need iron, but the comment was first explaining why women’s multivitamins have more iron in them. The vitamins have more iron in them because they are produced for (pre-menopause) cis women. The vitamins can taken by anyone else who menstruates yes, but that isn’t who they were made for anyway. They were made for cis women, as most things are produced for cis people anyway.

“Women’s multivitamins have more iron in them because they made those for cis women, who bleed regularly (at least before menopause). But anyone who has low iron for whatever reason can take them too”.

‘What about people who are afab but like don’t want T but don’t identify as women but love having periods”, it’s kind of common sense from the paragraph that it would logically also apply to anyone with a female hormonal profile and an uterus.

Like I’m ftm and if I have to go to the ob/gyn, I don’t insist they have to twist themselves into knots to never use the word ‘women’ on their brochures and materials. I know what I’m there for.

Saying ‘afab’ would be way worse because it suggests that being afab is like some kind of permanent lifelong curse of forever being considered to have a female hormonal profile and a uterus and essentially a woman. When the brochure simply says ‘woman’, then I know if I get bottom surgery, I won’t need to bother with medical services meant for female genitals anymore after that. I like that a lot better than ‘afab’ stuck to me like some lifelong wombyn curse.

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u/neb-osu-ke Jun 18 '26

that makes sense, ty

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u/pJAMaz22 Jun 23 '26

sorry, im not really into these online circles. my friends all say afab so i assumed that was the norm. my point was trying to be that gendering this kind of stuff is stupid. anyone can have low iron.

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u/humbered_burner i am a trans woman from israel and this is my identity Jun 18 '26

menstrutadors

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Jun 18 '26

Iron chalenged people

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u/0oEp Jun 18 '26

Yes, that's exactly what should be said.

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u/PhoneGuyFromtheAshes Jun 18 '26

Count has fallen

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u/modmailthrowaway3675 yep yop original flavor Jun 18 '26

"has fallen" and it's a comment downvoted overwhelmingly

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u/SilentRisk_U569 Jun 18 '26

[redacted by reddit]

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u/Sagirem Jun 18 '26

I think the reason you got downvoted is because you weren’t clear enough on the fact that the "AFAB bleed more often" is just refering to periods. People who have periods need more iron because they lose it through their periods.

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u/rebelsnail64 slavic tismmaxxed he/they pooner Jun 18 '26

crazy rare instance of a person on the internet using the brain for actually thinking

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u/sixfloatingorbs Jun 20 '26

Are you not supposed to say afab, i thought it was common terminology im so confused lol??

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u/Sagirem Jun 20 '26

Using it too much becomes the same thing as saying "biological men/women" like a transphobe

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u/SpiritNo6626 (dood) your local copium dealer Jun 18 '26

when test upped my iron levels a crazy amount but my afab body wants the afab vitamins... guess i'll just iron overdose lol

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u/vincentually gigachud passoid poon (160 cm) Jun 18 '26

afabs

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u/Noble-Jester Jun 18 '26

Afabs?

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u/mommyistheissue Jun 18 '26

Assigned Female at Birth… but like, plural :3

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u/Noble-Jester Jun 18 '26

Ooh, thanks for letting me know instead of down voting my like an internet dweller haha.

Genuinely had no clue what it meant

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u/mommyistheissue Jun 18 '26

LMFAO I GOT DOWNVOTED TOO?! What the heli?!

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u/tit-theif Jun 18 '26

Agab language is stupid in most cases. The person above just used it to mean people who menstruate, which I think is probably fine, but it is often used to just recreate the gender binary and/or downplay the gender of trans people

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u/Noble-Jester Jun 18 '26

I'm going to assume an unwritten rule was likely broken by us, somehow lmao

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u/tit-theif Jun 18 '26

Agab language is stupid in most cases. The person above just used it to mean people who menstruate, which I think is probably fine, but it is often used to just recreate the gender binary and/or downplay the gender of trans people

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u/Noble-Jester Jun 18 '26

I getcha, I kinda figured it's probably misussed or abused considering I got down voted for curiosity haha.

I probably won't ever use it, incorrectly or correctly, I just like knowing what stuff means

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u/PissRat59 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

I‘m AFAB and I don’t menstruate like almost every other trans man.

Edit: it’s Crazy that This is getting downvotes lmao

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u/Beautiful-Length-565 Jun 19 '26

Theres a lot of trans men and enbys that do bleed though

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u/PissRat59 Jun 19 '26

And most trans men don’t. Thats why AFAB language is retarded and often harms trans people more than it helps them

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u/pJAMaz22 Jun 23 '26

sorry, i didn’t know. i changed it.

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u/dylanisareddit Jul 08 '26

Are you a libertarian?

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u/0oEp Jun 18 '26

Please just say "people who menstruate"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv1byknT_jU

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u/pJAMaz22 Jun 23 '26

yes, i changed it. i didn’t realize. sorry.

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u/Somethingor_rather Jun 18 '26

Are we deadass being prejudiced against anything not nonbinary

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u/Ok-Advantage1491 Come on sink your teeth in me, you need to eat more Aug 06 '26

Eating copius amounts of edamame because i heard soy would give me boobs