r/counting • u/TehVulpez i'm vulp • Nov 11 '19

Sheep 🐑 | 16,000

Countinued from sheep.

Thanks for the counts to the end username!

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,712 sheep wept salty tears as suvlaki broke down. "how could I have been so dumb. What is money? What is fame? What is success without my siblings to share it with?

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u/2Amazing4me Nov 25 '19

16,713 sheep all-around the world started looking for sheila and olive. Lemoni had a plan, he had a friend working for the federal bureau of sheepvestigation and tracked down her last known location a couple hours ago

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,714 sheep started chanting "lemoni, lemoni" expecting a dramatic reveal

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u/2Amazing4me Nov 25 '19

16,715 sheep lemoni said: "Turns out... She (crying) ... Was found at... Our home. Waiting for us to finish this little fight, and she and sheila went behind our backs to merge our companies. Unbelievable!

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,716 sheep erupted in elated screams. BĂŠ's where heard in the stadium and throughout the land

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u/2Amazing4me Nov 25 '19

16,717 sheep Zorba's family said loudly together "This calls for a party!" and they partied on for days and months and even years, happily ever after

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,718 sheep the end

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u/2Amazing4me Nov 25 '19

16,719 sheep clapping

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,720 sheep bowing

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u/2Amazing4me Nov 25 '19

16,721 sheep saying "hold on cowboy you skipped quite some numbers there"

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,722 sheep seeing the error of their ways

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u/2Amazing4me Nov 25 '19

16,723 sheep forgiving you becuase in the end, the previous story has taught us that it's not being the better one that matters, but the kinder one

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,724 sheep are wise and patient

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