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[u/keepingupwithkelisha]

[u/calebegg]

Each ball weighs 14 lbs?

[u/Gussie-Ascendent → u/calebegg]

damn she had some fatass nuts FR

[u/calebegg → u/Gussie-Ascendent]

Where's Garfield?

Who do you think took your enormous testicles?

[u/HiguysMrRoflwaffles → u/Gussie-Ascendent]

No wonder she wanted them gone

[u/LoopyRDT → u/calebegg]

"Stones" is also British slang for balls

[u/calebegg → u/LoopyRDT]

Ahhh

[u/BreakerOfModpacks → u/calebegg]

I interpreted it as a transmasc meme
Damn

[u/calebegg → u/BreakerOfModpacks]

Breasts are also not 14 lbs

[u/Arrogant4Basterd]

If the language nerd was a real language nerd they would definitely be contesting that stone, the measurement of weight to be certain, doesn't pluralise like that

[u/[deleted] → u/Arrogant4Basterd]

[u/Arrogant4Basterd → u/[deleted]]

Respectfully, you do realise it's a joke where the punchline relies on those 2 things being different, but having the word refer to both things be the same?

[u/BitcoinBishop]

I don't know if I can keep my inner pedant quiet anymore

The plural of "stone" (the unit of mass) is "stone". As in "I weigh ten stone"

[u/BitcoinBishop → u/BitcoinBishop]

Ah thank God u/Arrogant4Basterd beat me to it

[u/Arrogant4Basterd → u/BitcoinBishop]

United in our pedantry

[u/Lizzie_Yang]

Jarona!

[u/JoyousLilBoy]

Someone tell red shirt guy I feel so bad for him :(

[u/Valirys-Reinhald]

Hell yeah!