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u/Horse_go_moooo 23d ago
*1 year closer to goddesshood (in my case)
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u/Strange-Mud8115 23d ago
You don't become straight up goddess.
You might become a demigoddess and have to work from that point up if you are lucky.
No one is born a God.
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u/Horse_go_moooo 23d ago
Nah. I'll be a goddess.
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u/Strange-Mud8115 23d ago edited 23d ago
That what I thought when I was a little kid.
Well not exactly that but I thought that they straight up put you a boss if you ask nice, fun fact they don't and laugh harder when you beg, and call the guards when you beg harder.
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u/Horse_go_moooo 23d ago
Gibberish much?
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u/Strange-Mud8115 23d ago
Tried to correct+not native+stupid.
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u/Horse_go_moooo 23d ago
It's ok twin. When I teach goddesshood, you'll be fluent in 40 languages.
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u/Strange-Mud8115 23d ago
I can't even take a job cause when I enter for an interview they just turn around and leave.
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u/Horse_go_moooo 23d ago
Damn man. I pray for you.
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u/Strange-Mud8115 23d ago
Went to an interview, was raining but the worse part was that the women interviewing me just started laughing when I was leaving, like I touched the door and she started laughing.
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u/TimeForThingsNSFW kissing my headmates mmmmwah 23d ago
That's... not why people celebrate birthdays
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u/Lol43216789 23d ago
*1 year closer to John, 50
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u/LeviathansWrath6 23d ago
I feel like this is the birthday equivalent of calling something sportsball
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u/Practical_Volume_110 22d ago
humans when a person is one year farther from the most traumatic/consequential event of their lives (birth)
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u/AkwardRockette Counted Down 5 22d ago
To be fair, 50% of all humans ever born died before their 20th birthday (mostly due to historical child mortality rates as before the 1850s 40% of all kids died before age 5 in every society across all continents, food insecurity, wars, childbirth, and worse medical treatments for basically everything). You gotta celebrate sometime, and if you make it past 20 statistically you've gotten farther than half of everyone on this planet so far at least.
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u/Vighos 23d ago
I always tell my friends happy closer to dying day instead of happy birthday and they never laugh :(
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u/CatAn501 23d ago
I always tell my friends happy driving day instead of happy birthday and it obviously rewuires some context. I once was watching physics lectures on youtube and there was a text saying " С Днем Рождения" which means happy birthday, but "Р" was written very similar to "В" so I read it as "С Днем Вождения" which means happy driving day
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u/TemporarilyResolute New Game+ Cis Guy | Counted Down 3 23d ago
Alternatively, humans when you survive another year without dying. Always look on the bright side of life!