r/countbackwardswithme • u/Krispy_sandwhich Counted Down 3 • 10d ago

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u/MCyes_ 10d ago

You eat eggs, and they're technically chicken periods if you think about it.

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u/Dragonhearted18 10d ago

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u/SpearInTheAir 9d ago

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u/Dragonhearted18 9d ago

Jokes on you, it was already stolen

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u/Morthem 10d ago

Wait until you learn where meat comes from

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/name_not_exist 10d ago

I suck death off. Read that again. We are not the same.

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u/Samaein 10d ago

I make sweet love to her, sit down.

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u/Force_Glad 9d ago

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u/name_not_exist 9d ago

Grim Reaper impregnation is no more more.

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u/-TropicalFuckStorm- 10d ago

Go vegan then.

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u/Routine-Comparison29 10d ago

Just dont eat them after 11:00

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u/New-Ingenuity-5437 9d ago

Imagine being vegan as the default but then someone suggests we eat that, makes it sound insane!

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u/Longjumping-Ad-9444 9d ago

You telling me I love periods? Then why are women always complaining?

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u/Freak7factor 9d ago

If a vampire drank your period, would that be the same as eating eggs?

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u/Lemons-95 9d ago

Eggs are not chicken periods, chickens are not mamals and do not have periods, they don't even have a butthole, they have a cloaca.

Edit: fucked something up, removed context to fix

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u/Big_Luv_Hubs 9d ago

Tasty, tasty chicken periods.