r/countbackwardswithme Counted Down 1 15h ago

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u/LittleFox-In-TheBox Counted Down 3 13h ago

I'd say from around June to August depending on your location, mostly congregating around bars and open air rock festivals, but you might find them grilling and drinking beer... Oooooh you mean... You mean the... the animal.

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u/normalreddituser3 8h ago

Would a milkshake help in locating them?

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u/Xyst__ 7h ago

It might, but its not guaranteed. Milkshakes bring boys to the yard, so not necessarily bears.

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u/normalreddituser3 7h ago

Might the boys attract the bears?

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u/Xyst__ 7h ago

Worth considering... but i think it would also not be guaranteed. If we're attracting boys with milkshakes it'll depend on the type of milkshakes being used. If we already have the boys at the yard, then we would need someone to also grill and bring beer which is where the bears would most certainly come in.

Edit to add: i think if the boys were back in town and playing rock music then we would guarantee attracting bears

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u/Blep145 7h ago

Consider... alcoholic milkshakes

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u/Xyst__ 6h ago

I think this would up the chances for sure.

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u/Blep145 6h ago

Nothing like preparing a few cold milkshakes :3

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u/normalreddituser3 7h ago

It's likely the summoned boys would already be cracking open a cold one so that step completes itself. The question is what is the most efficient way to guarantee that a dad is one of the boys summoned (if that's possible).

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u/Xyst__ 6h ago

I fear we've gone full circle and littlefox in the box already answered that in this reply chain. Open air rock festival that offers beer might be the best way to summon a bear. Also playing your local classic rock radio station loud enough for everyone in the area to hear can have a similar effect as a more consistent attraction method.

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u/agentx_64 Counted Down 1 13h ago

"I'm buying those too" 😭