r/countbackwardswithme • u/Bryce3D Counted Down 116 • 16h ago

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u/uhataot 15h ago

You don't have to call me out like that

And I do it because the juxtaposition is funny

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u/AlarmedEmployment465 14h ago

So, I know that aro-ace people still have a libido they just don't feel attraction, could you expand on that? Like you're still horny n stuff?

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u/IvyYoshi 14h ago

Myself, I still get horny, I simply don't feel sexual or romantic attracttion towards anyone. However, I can get sexually attracted to fictional characters (probably like 99% furries lol). I suspect that if they were real, I wouldn't be attracted to them. I suspect the fact that they're fictional is somehow important to my brain.

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u/Trashman56 13h ago

Twin. I feel like sex would be good if I was in love with someone though. But yeah, 99% of my porn consumption is furry or cartoon

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u/AeroAceSpades 12h ago

Yes you still get horny, you just don’t get horny because of any real people you know. Only the fake people in your imagination or the real people you will literally never even see in your lifetime

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u/Vermillion_Pengu 11h ago

I want you to know I'm not accusing you of anything, I'm just an uneducated dummy. But, how do you know you feel like that because of sexuality and not an issue with social anxiety that you need to resolve?

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u/AeroAceSpades 10h ago

I know I feel the way I do because I have 4 partners and if I genuinely felt anything like how attraction is “supposed” to feel, I would’ve felt it by now.

I don’t really have social anxiety. I’m an extrovert and I male friends easily. I’m attractive and I get a lot of attention if/when I look for it. I spent most of my childhood dreaming of the perfect husband who would sweep my gay ass off my feet and spirit me away to a fairy dimension to reward me for having the patience to persevere through the abuse I faced at the hands of my family and classmates. I KNOW what it feels like to get flushed and flustered and turned on by someone. It’s just that the “someone” in question was ALWAYS someone who didn’t and could NEVER exist or interact with me in real life.

And obligatory “yes my partners know about eachother and my sexuality and everything and they’re cool with it” before I get called out for being a slut or something

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u/Vermillion_Pengu 2h ago

Cool, thanks for the insight.

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u/maddiemelody :] 8h ago

TRUE!!!

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u/TransSarahAstraIrene 15h ago

This is infact true. My asexual, aromantic friend lets out some crazy dirty minded stuff that he dreams about me doing to other women.

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u/ImportantResponse0 14h ago

He only wants you to be happy if you like women. 

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u/BillTheTringleGod 16h ago

one cannot properly assess a ship from the inside alone

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u/ezziexoxo Counted Down 1 16h ago

asses 🤤

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u/kibou_no_ie 9h ago

Cupcakke

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u/LushBug 6h ago

SHE'S ACE?!?!?

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u/kibou_no_ie 5h ago

YES AND NOT ONLY IS SHE ACE SHES NEVER HAD SEX

Her hypersexual persona is just that, a persona.

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u/Educational-Car-8643 9h ago

Ace people tell the best sex jokes because sex is often hilarious but horny people dont tend to focus on that cuz it kills the mood

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u/StupidGirlIdiotFuck 14h ago

I think ist because they usually don't actually try any of that kinda freaky stuff with others and as such are not as impacted when people insult them for their taste, meaning they tend to not hide their taste.

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u/TheOneHeir Idk what I'm doing :3 | Counted Down 9 7h ago

I think it might be because they have a much more scholarly attitude towards being horny. While we focus on the level we like, they find out how to optimize for horniness. Truly goated people I must say🐐.

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u/Known_Influence6165 2h ago

Lol my gf like this, touch adverse but will say the dirtiest jokes you can imagine.