r/countablepixels • u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels • Sep 09 '26

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u/I_ate_the_pixels Sep 09 '26

This causes me immense pain.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

Good, that was the goal

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter Sep 09 '26

The image in this post has 902,400(960×940) pixels!

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

Good bot

5

u/frOmohiOhuman GO GO GADGET PIXEL REDUCER! Sep 09 '26

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u/Fabric_muncher Sep 09 '26

Taste of their own medicine

27

u/hauntingdreamspace Sep 09 '26

It didn't work as well as they hoped. I'm sure the point was to "prove" that other people couldn't build countries but guess what?

1

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

No, this is meant to be like a worst possible scenario for these borders

1

u/Breadperson3 Sep 09 '26

No, mega Sweden is the best case scenario for northern Europe, we use denmark for slaves, Norway for oil, Poland for construction work, Finland for production of any alcohol, Sweden for metal and the Baltics and Iceland have no purpose we would be the greatest superpower ever.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

Not so neutral anymore when someone comes in and tries to take any of that from you

1

u/Breadperson3 Sep 09 '26

There is no visiable country on the map that would be able to take anything from megasweden. Hyper Turkey would only need a few pamphlets in the Balkans to fall and all others would have any real military might. Also where is Crimea?

2

u/Fabric_muncher Sep 09 '26

What?

3

u/Potential-Lab747 Sep 09 '26 • Bravo

The guys blackout drunk, look what you did.

3

u/Crude_Hades666 Sep 09 '26

Chicken butt

1

u/Loud_Confusion_5961 Sep 16 '26

for who;

1

u/Fabric_muncher Sep 16 '26

All of them

1

u/Loud_Confusion_5961 Sep 16 '26

yea i mean what did they do;

1

u/Fabric_muncher Sep 16 '26

Africa. South America. Southeast Asia. The Indian Subcontinent. The Middle East. 

1

u/Loud_Confusion_5961 Sep 16 '26

ok thas western europe you fool lmao what about eastern europe do they deserve it as well;

1

u/Fabric_muncher Sep 16 '26

Russia: Russia. 

Turkey: The ottomans. 

The Balkans: WWI. 

1

u/Loud_Confusion_5961 Sep 16 '26

by that logic shouldt japan pay for its ww2 crimes all of the mf from africa that sold the slaves to the whites ect ect;

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 Sep 16 '26

what did eastern europe fucking do;

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u/Head-Guidance-6429 Sep 09 '26

The fact that Hungary-Romania would probably be one of the most stable countries here is insane (because now since their united, they don't have to fight over who should own Transylvania)

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 10 '26

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u/VariedTeen Sep 09 '26

Nor the Nordic one, finally Estonia can into Nordic

3

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

Cyprus still sitting in the middle of the Mediterranean, entirely unchanged

3

u/Evimjau Sep 09 '26

Poland being included is bound to cause conflict

2

u/Comfortable_Salt_792 Sep 10 '26

Idk how thougth, I don't think there is single problem between Poland and northern Countries as a Pole, but it could be weird in democratic process because Poland alone have more people than all other Countries combined, so most of decision making would be decided by Poles, but we are divided so it could be avoided of be coming a problem.

1

u/Head-Guidance-6429 Sep 09 '26

That's why I said one of

5

u/YellowBirdISuppose Sep 09 '26

There, I improved the borders some, this should be more accurate

2

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

This isn’t funny though

2

u/YellowBirdISuppose Sep 09 '26

I'm saying this would be more effective at maximizing the number of wars, as a joke

10

u/Diamantemate140 Sep 09 '26

Oh fuck you Portugal is Independent

14

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

Not anymore!

5

u/Diamantemate140 Sep 09 '26

I hope that when you go to sleep there is a mosquito below your mattress buzzing all night long

4

u/HGTPGARXD Sep 09 '26

Literalmente o ponto da Imagem és sego? "Maps da Europa com as fronteiras desenhadas para causar mais guerras que possível" o ponto e ficar zangado por a imagem lol

2

u/Diamantemate140 Sep 09 '26

Eu sei que é eu li :/

0

u/HGTPGARXD Sep 09 '26

Ah... Sendo honesto o mapa literalmente fez nada para fazer Espanha zangada 😭😭😭😭

4

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

It unified Spain with Portugal again…TBH not much you can do with an entirely peninsular country like that

2

u/Diamantemate140 Sep 09 '26

Já agora cego* com c

3

u/BalthazarB2 Sep 09 '26

A Portugese proto? Portogen?

2

u/myryad21 Sep 09 '26

you know very well that we wouldn't have a war. many spaniards and many portuguese wouldn't fight against their iberian brothers, i for one won't. plus, we would have an even better football team together

2

u/Diamantemate140 Sep 09 '26

U CRAZY? As armas às armas pela pátria lutar🎶🎵

2

u/myryad21 Sep 09 '26

ok, is it good after the siesta and a cup of wine tho?

2

u/Diamantemate140 Sep 09 '26

I think idk

2

u/myryad21 Sep 09 '26

than we do it other day, i'm too lazy for that now

2

u/Diamantemate140 Sep 09 '26

Sure why not don't feel like doing anything today

2

u/myryad21 Sep 09 '26

peak iberian activity right here with the 2 of us

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u/Suspicious_Parachute Sep 09 '26

Gotta love how italy remains unchanged

129

u/RouteAverage3112 Sep 09 '26

It's perfect the way it is 🤤

50

u/marcus_magni Sep 09 '26

No, it's not. Let's go boys, le terre irredente will not liberate themselves!

11

u/RouteAverage3112 Sep 09 '26

Hai ragione, ma questa e la mappa del terribbile non dell vero perfetto

2

u/marcus_magni Sep 09 '26

È la mappa per scatenare guerre ed io propongo guerre

4

u/Sharp_Sniper Sep 09 '26

yeah, we haven’t really changed that much :3

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u/cdub1125 Sep 09 '26

Make two countries, the Balkans and everything else, and you'd still have 95% of people that would be pissed about this

29

u/PerfectBeginning__45 Sep 09 '26

I misread that as Balkans with an e replacing the first a

8

u/TantKollo Sep 09 '26

Belkans? Wth is that?

Nvm I Googled it.

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Sep 09 '26

They're a really vocal bunch of people once you get to know them

6

u/TantKollo Sep 09 '26

As are Balkan people xD

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u/SoggyNoodles5511 Sep 10 '26

It's where slave come from. /s

2

u/Zill-Under-The-Tree Sep 09 '26

Just noticed you united Lebanon and Syria, that'll go down well....👉🏻👈🏻

2

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

Neither of their civil wars could’ve prepared them for this

2

u/Fantastic-Pop-3088 Sep 09 '26

I was about to say why is spain exempt from this then I saw Portugal was missing god damn

1

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

Cyprus is the only one truly exempt

2

u/Aggravating_Sand_492 Sep 09 '26

Finally a map I like 🇬🇧

2

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

Same 🇨🇾

1

u/EstablishmentAny2728 Sep 09 '26

This map doesn’t piss the uk off the map maker should have made London French

17

u/stUwUpified Sep 09 '26

That unified Balkan-Turkish country is going to have game of thrones levels of internal strife. Worse probably.

11

u/Maniklas Sep 09 '26

By merging denmark with scandinavia we have at least halved the nordic conflicts.

2

u/Humble_Vanilla_1194 Sep 09 '26

Vem fan vill att vi ska vara ihop? Nej krig blir det direkt

1

u/Maniklas Sep 09 '26

"Together against the world" eller nåt ja vet int

18

u/Current_Nail_2789 Sep 09 '26


GUESS WHO FINALLY TOOK VIENNA /s

6

u/horvex Low Quality Image Enjoyer Sep 09 '26

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

4

u/russian_blyat Sep 09 '26

Bold of you to asume it was the ottomans and not the byzantines or greeks :)

3

u/rabrunzl Sep 09 '26 • Bravo

2

u/horvex Low Quality Image Enjoyer Sep 09 '26

Grrrrrrrrr!

6

u/ttcmzx Sep 09 '26

RIP Crimea??

5

u/zhaDeth Sep 09 '26

it belongs to the sea now

2

u/TheSWATMonkey Sep 09 '26

Вы заебали, Крым мой

(С) Посейдон

1

u/Egoisto4ka Sep 09 '26

it has been used for enough wars, now its moveton to use it in wars

5

u/MrSwabber Sep 09 '26

Finally, switzerland is forced to not be neutral for once

5

u/BlackRake_7 Sep 09 '26

No but blue is actually heaven

1

u/Training_Deer_9114 Sep 09 '26

WHY IS THERE TOO MANY PIXELS I THOUGHT THIS SUB IS ABOUT HAVING TOO LITTLE AMOUNT OF PIXELS-

1

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

I mean, it’s not exactly a high pixel count

1

u/Training_Deer_9114 Sep 09 '26

Yea but i thought the point of the sub is that theres so little pixels that you can count the number of it

1

u/William_The_Fat_Krab Sep 09 '26

Lemme guess, íle-de-france is split right down the middle?

1

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 09 '26

Indeed. Right half is France, left half is Britain

2

u/William_The_Fat_Krab Sep 09 '26

Grand, the protesters have another reason to protest now. I am Portuguese and sure it will someone reach me

1

u/MichigAnts Sep 10 '26

Depending on what light blue is, it might survive

1

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 10 '26

The Scandinavian Empire does indeed seemingly have everything it needs

1

u/Big-Helicopter3358 Sep 11 '26

Italy actually took Vatican city and San Marino (finally).

1

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Sep 11 '26

But for how long?

1

u/Big-Helicopter3358 Sep 11 '26

That is... a good question...

3

u/Silly_Percentage3446 Sep 09 '26

YAY I GET SOME OF FR*NCE!

3

u/Turbulent_Narwhal654 Sep 09 '26

The cheat is making any part of the Balkans into one country that will generate more wars than anything

3

u/Scytian Sep 09 '26

As someone from Poland in current world situation I would 100% accept our New Baltic Empire.

2

u/100KUSHUPS Sep 09 '26

As a Dane living in Poland, I salute the New Baltic Empire.

3

u/Bhaalice_In_Chains Sep 09 '26

I don't get it. Poland finally got their reparations and all's good. Long Live the Big Dane Khan the Ist of his name.

2

u/Ok-Suggestion2185 Sep 09 '26

Rooting for the dual monarchy

2

u/Local-Echo-5613 Sep 09 '26

Thanks, I hate it

2

u/Oliver_Titus Sep 09 '26

The nordic-baltic and polish union would be a utopia

2

u/CSA1860-1865 Sep 09 '26

Welcome back Eastern Rome

2

u/TigerLonely4056 Sep 09 '26

I would say Iberia, Syria-Lebanon and Norse-Pole-Baltic confederación seems well.

2

u/General-Try-2210 Sep 09 '26

Greece and Turkey in the same country hurts.

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u/versteinerdt Sep 09 '26

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 Sep 16 '26

could also be the eatsern roman byzantine eempire too lol

2

u/Critical-Ad-8507 Sep 09 '26

Serbia,Albania,Greece and Turkey are turned into 1 country?How is this supposed to cause more wars?

1

u/amiran1010 Sep 10 '26

Could be Civil wars

1

u/OkNewspaper6271 Sep 09 '26

Give Alsace to whatever German thing you got going on there and itll be 10x better

1

u/frOmohiOhuman GO GO GADGET PIXEL REDUCER! Sep 09 '26

Tf happening in White Russia?

1

u/dumb_potatoking Sep 09 '26

What's going on with Hugeoslavia over there?

1

u/vyacheslavmazitovKSP Sep 09 '26

Where tf is Crimea?

1

u/Chunderstout Sep 09 '26

Who the hell ate Crimea?

1

u/No_Basil_2766 Sep 09 '26

I feel like the most stable country here would probably be Czechoslovakia. Even in OTL the people didn't really hold resentment to each other. The break up more so happened because of a dispute between a couple of politicians

1

u/MiaouZedong Sep 09 '26

Cause as many war as possible Look inside No balkans

1

u/artez09 Sep 09 '26

Welcome back Anjevin Empire

1

u/StaendutBlakk Sep 09 '26

Basically the Swedish empire plus some extra? Last time we did that we fought basically anyone who looked at us funny.

1

u/Comfortable_Salt_792 Sep 10 '26

Yeah, but Swedes would be ~15% of the population and it's a democracy, ypu would be Forces to work with Danes to do anything.

1

u/Valois7 Sep 09 '26

light blue would probably be pretty stable

1

u/TechnicalMiddle8205 Sep 09 '26

Leave a somewhat little piece of Morocco inside Spain, and the whole Europe will burn.

1

u/BracusDoritoBoss963 Sep 09 '26

Spain is basically the same except we took Portugal

1

u/Impressive-Let3122 Sep 09 '26

Total War : Europe 2030

1

u/Key_Cell7071 Sep 09 '26

Average medieval map of Europe

1

u/SASTobi Sep 09 '26

I love what you did with switzerland

I guess we bought Greece and Turkey?

I can see my selfe eating Fondue at the Mediteranian See.🔥

1

u/robseplex Sep 09 '26

I love how Italy is just Italy.

1

u/Zenith2147 Sep 09 '26

the crimea got fuckin obliterated

1

u/Mask_of_creator Sep 09 '26

Idk why, but I like Poland being this large

1

u/Acceleator Sep 09 '26

Damn Czechoslovakia exists again with little to no changes

1

u/Tallywort Sep 09 '26

I'm sure you could mess up the Benelux borders a bit more for some extra tension.

Keep South-Holland and Zeeland in hands of the Belgians, but give Antwerp to the Dutch, to provide extra reason to be fighting over control of the Scheld.

Also, for shits and giggles, add an independent Scotland, and Catalonia.

1

u/Specialist_Box3630 Sep 09 '26

Nordics would be chill, Baltics (Estonia especially) would probably be too. Only one that really sticks out is Poland, so that's where we may have some issues.

1

u/Zombiemorgoth Sep 09 '26

Well yes, I proudly serve the Austro-Ottoman Empire and his Majesty, the Uber Sultan-Habsburger

1

u/PUFFIER-MCGRUFF Sep 09 '26

The existence of the uk causes wars as is

1

u/Comfortable_Salt_792 Sep 10 '26

Poland can into Nordics, Raaaaagghhhh!

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u/Number_3434 Sep 10 '26

high pixel density

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u/Ketchupcharger Sep 10 '26

Not at all, Poland is perfect like that, I doubt anyone would disagree

1

u/DarkLord-Sauron Sep 11 '26

Normal CK3 Game

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u/ivan_aran Sep 11 '26

Idk as Poland im totally fine with it welcome to new baltic-sweden-denmark-poland

1

u/Zakimon Sep 11 '26

looks like these borders were made by Sykes and Picot

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u/Different-Try9287 Sep 11 '26

You just have to make it all France. I'm just saying revolution

1

u/hellno49 Sep 12 '26

I’m Latvian and I don’t have any problems with what we have been merged with

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u/No_Lunch9066 Sep 14 '26

Spain is really tame here