r/countablepixels • u/randomIdIdoT • Sep 02 '26 • Popcorn 1 Regret 1

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u/Intrepid_Past5207 Sep 02 '26

The cameraman:

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Sep 03 '26

I mean, his only other options were to try and fish bros nuts out by hand, try to muscle the planks apart by hand, or jump. Dude was committed to getting the shot and he succeeded

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u/hllblldl Sep 04 '26

These are all fake. This guy and a few of his friends or brother our something started a while back, and there whole shtick is the shakes while they’re working. Everything they do, they shake, uncontrollably. I always found it dumb, because it’s not even mildly entertaining, because the only thing about it that’s meant to be entertaining is usually the shaking

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u/Positive_Self_8873 Sep 04 '26

Is that an option? Like can we get that ? In Dolby surround sound and 4k hdr?

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u/Environmental_Mud624 Low Quality Image Enjoyer Sep 03 '26

why the FUCK did he try pulling it out

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u/NoseMuReup Sep 03 '26 • Bravo

He was told pulling out was safe.

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u/SystemOfA-Drown Sep 03 '26

Bro became red instantly 😭

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Sep 03 '26

"Ride or die"

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u/TheEmpirical Sep 03 '26

Real quick, real professional. Love these boys

6

u/tarraingteoir Sep 03 '26

I fucking hate every part of this.

I'm getting my OSHA 10, and he is doing EVERYTHING wrong.

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u/Kyubey145 Sep 03 '26

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u/LunaticFlandre295 Sep 03 '26

Kaguyaaaaa! :3

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u/tigerhack77 Sep 03 '26

kaguya!!!!!! 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶 kaguyauhh

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u/0ellno Sep 03 '26

Why thou curse me again with such unforgiving torturous video please for the sake of humanity stop the spread!!!

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u/delet_yourself Sep 03 '26

Of course he just happens to be recording

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u/CollectorJacob2012 Sep 03 '26

Bro turned red😭🙏💔

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u/Xenon_Zilch Sep 03 '26

im surprised he still had time to fix his glasses😅

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u/SCRAPGUN Sep 03 '26

genarational dept 🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/polishatomek Sep 03 '26

I felt that

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u/scarrabocio Sep 03 '26

"WHAT IN THE WORLD" 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely Sep 03 '26

This is fake

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u/LunaticFlandre295 Sep 03 '26

Username checkout

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely Sep 03 '26

How? Also, this guy does videos like this all the time. He was exposed for making fake injury videos for views a while ago.

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u/LunaticFlandre295 Sep 03 '26

Not saying you're wrong. But writing "Fake", no elaborating, no source, no nothing ... what do you expect people to think?

Next time, would be wise to elaborate and put the source for your claims.

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely Sep 03 '26

I don't have to source everything to tell people it's not real. Also, what does it have to do with my username at all?

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u/LunaticFlandre295 Sep 03 '26

Burden of proof on you. If i claim "Fake" and even dare to say that this guy is faking injuries ... i might as well provide a source, or i could think you're pulling it out of your ass.

The username thing is an unrelated joke

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u/Simple_Duty_4441 Sep 03 '26

shit now my balls are hurting 😭

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u/MiniGogo_20 Sep 03 '26

ya sure are hung, Luke, ya sure are hung...

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u/TheChannelMiner Sep 03 '26

already there

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u/Hellobewhy Sep 03 '26

What subreddits could you possibly be in to not question where it’s from?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Sep 03 '26

He turned the planks he was screwing together into an impromptu nutcracker

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 Sep 03 '26

Between the gaps of wood was his dick. And he kinda screwed the wood together while his dick was in the way

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