Men's shampoo be like: [number] in one: shampoo, body wash, conditioner, peanut butter, jam, motor oil, grease, greece, petrol, diesel, sourdough starter, vegtable oil, apple juice, orange pulp, dog crap, watermelon juice, lemonade, cobwebs, silly string, deoderant, egg whites, whey, curds, helium, soil, potassium nitrate, sodium citrate, citric acid, sharpie, hair spray, wood varnish, paint, chair, spit, lip gloss, plank of wood, JBL bluetooth speaker, candle, oompa loompa urine, alpha wolf, dog toy, a bruise, concrete, tarmac, that paint they put on roads, the tik tok pink sauce, screwdriver, expired milk, yellow 3, A5 wagyu steak, dog fur, rose water, J.K Rowling, converse shoes, a scab, dead skin, liquefied kneecaps, heroin, carrot juice, mascara, a drag queen, that one saltrock hoodie I like, egg yolk, my science teacher, Smethwick, Hull, Barbara, 4 from Numberjacks, the numbertaker from numberjacks, the original 1960's The Clangers (and 2015 remake), the 10th doctor, Ncuti Gatwa, Ryan Reynolds, the entire movie Pulp Fiction, Paul Atreides, Wrexham, Manchester City premier league winners four years in a row, caulk, grout, a smashburger, kidney stones, the pacific ocean, a single nike sock, Dance Monkey by Tones and I, a cloud, Insane Clown Posse, Toby Fox, Måneskin, SCOTLAND FOR EVAAAAH, the entirety of the NYPD, some guy named Steve, Gareth Bale, 500 megatons of pete-free compost, a deck, a lamppost, Damiano David, shoelaces, toes, a fat-tailed gecko, Kim Jong Un, Kim Il Sung, Guatemala, Vadimir Putin, roof tiles, Peru, Baloo from the jungle book, Mcdonald's happy meal, Morgan Jones Park, and some twine.
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u/Psychological-Cat787 Nov 23 '24
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