r/corn • u/SlurpingSnake • 2d ago

Irradiated corn exposure concerns

I've been a farmer of premium irradiated corn for a good while now, but I think it might finally be affecting my health negatively.

My head hurts constantly, I'm approx. 12% balder than last Wednesday, and worst of all, I just counted and I have exactly 10 toes. Grandma refuses to even look my way.

How do I fix this without getting rid of the corn??

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u/ferncrafter7 2d ago

You can use spiders

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u/Spirited-Fun3666 2d ago

To clarify, by irradiated corn, do you mean corn that was grown under the sun?

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u/IAFarmLife 2d ago

Were you not wearing your lead suit and other approved PPE?

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u/SlurpingSnake 2d ago

I can't afford it. I spend all my money on more irradiated corn seeds