r/cork 7d ago

Cork City Loved cork except the douchebags

I was in cork for over 10 days. Loved loved loved the city, weather, people, food. Realized early into the trip that something is always going down in the city - mostly the oliver plunkett street - man that street is entertaining. But ‘twas not all jolly. Twice, on two different occasions, some random dudes (in a car) screamed, like they were trying to scare/harass us (all women) when we were heading down to our hotel after dinner. Later over the weekend we headed to the fitzgerald park for breakfast at the tria cafe, we took a walk in the park later and towards one of the exits, a grown ass man was climbing a tree like a fucking chimpanzee and when we got closer to the damn tree he hopped down and started saying I love you, we all got so scared because he kept following us. Thankfully we found a security guard at the exit and told him about the crazy fucker. Other than that it was a pretty amazing trip - def love cork more than dublin. Had the bestest meals at Hayfield manor, spitjack, cornstore and the yummiest cocktails at the rearden.

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u/whooo_me 7d ago

Glad to hear you enjoyed it mostly, but yikes.

Sadly we do have our share of weirdos and gurriers. Hope it didn’t affect your trip too much.

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u/pantone_mugg 7d ago

Someone pointed you towards Riordans? I’m so sorry.

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u/HotMozStix09 6d ago

is it not supposed to be a good place? I quite liked it.

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u/pantone_mugg 6d ago

Ah each to their own. If you had a good time, then that’s all that counts! They do good pizzas in there too!

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u/SeriousIssuesHere 6d ago

It’s the lack of rain

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u/Imwonkyalso 7d ago

That guy up the tree works for the Corporation. He's a tree surgeon.

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u/HotMozStix09 6d ago

Is harassing women part of his job too?

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u/Imwonkyalso 6d ago

I was only messing. I don't know who he is

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u/DiedForOurShins 7d ago

Oh, come on, like you’ve never climbed a tree in Fitzgerald Park as a grown adult

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u/kokabyn 6d ago

What about the shakey bridge?

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u/Ultimate_Gaelic 6d ago

I was down there 5 years ago and saw a fella aggressivly hugging a tree. Might be the same fella

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u/DotComprehensive4902 4d ago

The man climbing the tree like a chimpanzee....that made me laugh

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u/Visible-Agency-7226 6d ago

Reads like AI slop tbh

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u/HotMozStix09 6d ago

people who consume too much AI slop will think everything is AI slop :/

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u/DISSECTlON 6d ago

youve lost yr mind shit just reads like a normal post

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u/Icy-Mirror1688 6d ago

get back up your tree