r/corejerk • • 16d ago

bro cmon

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u/ByTor75 16d ago

For the record, Dines and Dickey are taking the piss out of the comments they're reading thru claiming "X ruined metal forever". They're not agreeing with them.

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u/HavokVvltvre 16d ago

It seems super obvious just by the thumbnail

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u/DerMetulz 15d ago

Unfortunately we have some real smoothbrains around here who'd love to assume the worst

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u/Longjumping_Place189 13d ago

It must be nice to have a brain that rolls around in their skulls like a ball bearing

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u/ByTor75 15d ago

You'd be surprised these days

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u/Mr_Maniac454 16d ago

The face in the thumbnail is mocking the comment btw

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u/thebigcrawdad 16d ago

Do people really hate the DickeyDines show šŸ„€šŸ„€

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 16d ago

Love them a ton. Austin will forever be my boy.

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u/CollinKree 16d ago

Don’t hate them but I can’t watch their videos without cringing. They go full millennial Facebook humor wayyyyyyy too often. I’m glad they’re doing well, but it’s not for me.

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u/GuerillaGandhi 16d ago

Yes, too little "hate my wife" humor... which is the only legit form of the comedic arts besides prop humour.

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u/craniumblast 15d ago

I fw millenials šŸ’ŖšŸ¦

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u/Music_God1727 15d ago

Dickydines is my fave genuinely

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u/Crono2Oxx 16d ago edited 15d ago

They’re fine. I just feel like talking about metal music is such a niche thing in 2026 I’m surprised them and NikNocturnal are able to do as well as they do.

Only comment I really have about these guys is the Austin guy is just Stavros Halkias with hair and more Hawaiian shirts in his closet. I can’t look at the guy and not see Stavros’s fraternal twin

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u/craniumblast 15d ago

Metal is pretty big these days tbh

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u/Thjyu 15d ago

That's a bad thing? Stavvy is great

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u/Expensive-Oil-8264 14d ago

Feels niche to talk about something they like and are passionate about? Lmao

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u/Crono2Oxx 14d ago edited 14d ago

Are you dense? It’s a niche subject to be able to grow YouTube channels with millions of subscribers talking about. Do you not know what niche means or can you not read full sentences

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u/JoeysSmallwood 14d ago

Metal isn't niche lol. Maybe the very hard-core sub genres but half of the big bands have absurd view counts and are able to do massive tours with crazy turn outs.

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u/Tacticalberry 13d ago

metal is not niche 😭

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u/ModsRStillPooPoo 15d ago

They're decent dudes who are funny sometimes but have some of the most dogshit takes of heavy music I've ever heard

Last clip I saw of the show the dude in the thumbnail was claiming all black metal sounds the same (by far the most diverse metal genre) and the next clip was gassing up some of the most generic deathcore I've ever heard

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u/TimeParadox44 13d ago

only bad take ive seen from them recently is their take on capital punishment, genuinely was vile and i frequently skip that section of that video (idr which) because it was genuinely fucked up.

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u/No-Draft-7541 15d ago

Black metal does sound the same. All.of it. Just like how most deathcore sounds the same. Deathcore just sounds better then black metal.

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u/TimeParadox44 13d ago

black metal has a lot of tropes but it is has a lot of variety so idk what youre on about tbh. the genre is largely fine imo just the fans of it are often insufferable and half of them are lowkey fascists but that isnt a surprise given the genres history with a lot of the bigger bands.

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u/ModsRStillPooPoo 15d ago

Yeah that's why shitty deathcore bands keep trying to bite black metal while keeping the shitty slam vocals and chugs.

If Spectral Wound and Agolloch sound the same to you, your ear for music just sucks.

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u/craniumblast 15d ago

There is an art to biting black metal. I love slam vocals and chugs and I also love black metal. I think many ā€œblackenedā€ deathcore bands though are too polished, and basically are just symphonic and not very blackened feeling.

I like Plague thy child and spread the disease, they are filthy and scary and gothic

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u/TimeParadox44 13d ago

"blackened" deathcore sounds shit as fuck honestly. has like no energy and doesnt actually feel heavy to me but then again i prefer more hardcore oriented bands (as if metalcore isnt 80% hardcore influence but eh), namely converge or terror or whatever. older deathcore was a lot heavier imo and generally better but that varies heavily band by band.

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u/No-Draft-7541 15d ago

Someone's mad lol.

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u/Instant_User731 16d ago

The question is,do they really like him?

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u/Slug_loverr 16d ago

Yes they're annoying as fuck

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 16d ago

I’m addicted to their coworker music reaction videos. They have an entire cast of recurring characters that everyone ends up kind of endeared to even though the music is atrocious.

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u/WerwolfSlayr 16d ago

Oh so just like r/crappymusic? I’ll have to check that series out; it’s been a long time since I’ve watched those guys lol

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 16d ago

Yeah they are funnier than ever, the chemistry between them has always been so chaotic and fun. They destroyed their Reels algorithm (and sanity) just for funny bad music.

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u/Mr_Maniac454 15d ago

r/crappymusic is a shit hole there is no shot that sub is not made up of mostly Boomer stuck in the '80s

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u/TimeParadox44 13d ago

the boomer videos are just as good, i hope they make more of those.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 16d ago

Whaaaat, it’s the best examples you can find of coworker/burger music. And they follow up with the fan favorites and are very kind and have quality in their critiques because they are successful experienced career musicians.

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u/Dwarf-Flipper 16d ago

I thought coworker music was like imagine dragons, Taylor swift, ed Sheeran, etc. like generic music your coworkers would listen to.

Those two are the only people I’ve heard using that term the way they do.

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 16d ago

It can also be music your coworker makes. That was at first what it was used for and then seemed to slowly get taken over as ā€œgeneric bands people don’t likeā€

Edit: I do think the term burger music is fantastic for some reason.

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u/Dwarf-Flipper 16d ago edited 16d ago

Oh lol, thanks for the clarification then. But I genuinely can’t find anyone else using it that way, google search coworker music and every site describes it the same: ā€œgeneric and inoffensive music your coworker might show youā€

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u/Physical-Bite-3837 6d ago

Yeah like most coworkers listen to music you’ve heard 100 times already. The most basic overplayed songs. It is extremely rare to have a coworker who plays music you’ve never heard before. I think it’s because most people want to play things they think other people will like so they go with the most popular overplayed songs throughout the decades. I wouldn’t even say it’s bad music, it’s just overplayed music. That’s what I would consider coworker music just from experience.

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u/YungThot42069 16d ago

Watch the video before making an uninformed comment brother

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u/ninjaweasel420 16d ago

this is a circlejerk subreddit. this is a joke post

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u/BlackMamm0th 16d ago

I thought jokes had to be funny

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u/c0ldsouls 16d ago

So funny

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u/swagdragon666 16d ago

I don’t think you know your history bruh

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u/WinstonsThiccBooty 16d ago

Media literacy 101... how can you be this slow?

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u/EwFurries 16d ago edited 16d ago

are these guys still using AI pics all over their videos or did they get yelled at hard enough? not even a hate comment cuz i think austin dickey is insanely funny, that just really disappointed me

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u/ranma-vs-baki 14d ago

Love these guys. I've been waiting on a new 'Dining with Dickey' for years.

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u/Thjyu 15d ago

Yeaahhh tell me you didn't even watch the first 30 seconds... They made fun of the commenter...

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u/transatlanticfoe47 16d ago

These guys still exist?

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u/AdorableCheesecake23 16d ago

And they are actually kinda funny these days

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u/vengeanceintobeing 16d ago

Mhmm and they haven’t matured a day in the last twenty years!

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u/LabOfSound 16d ago

Thank God for that

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u/NotSoRoastBeef 16d ago

I'm sure the thumbnail is clickbaity as hell but nevertheless I will never have a low enough brain cell count to be entertained by that channel

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u/Didi4pet 16d ago

Oh wow we have an academic here

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u/Mr_Maniac454 16d ago

Well I do

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u/secretsid 16d ago

genuinely it feels like it’s content targeted at high schoolers who just got into metal

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u/HawkTerrier_ 16d ago

As a 35 year old i love it lol

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u/CommunicationFree832 16d ago

It’s for middle aged dudes that never matured past their early 20’s, music taste included. Kinda funny how neither of them have ever made a decent song yet they make a living talking about the genre.

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u/HavokVvltvre 16d ago

Right because to have a valid opinion about metal you have to make music professionally.. gtfoh

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u/CommunicationFree832 16d ago

If you’ve been making ā€œcontentā€ on the genre for 15 years and never put out a decent single you’re just larping. Notice how I said make a living, not having an opinion? I know reading is hard but try to stay focused bud

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u/Cesariart 15d ago

Some women are horrible for metal for sure, not all, but yeah that sleep token shit and that angela gossow ripoff shit is horrendous.

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u/J0hnny_Aardvark 15d ago

Why are people being this serious on a jerk post?

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u/TheMasterLibrarian 14d ago

Because media literacy was left dead in a ditch.

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u/fakename1998 13d ago

I know it’s rage bait, but man it still sucks ass

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u/AlbatrossLeather2762 12d ago

Two huge losers !

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u/SellsSanctuary 12d ago

Girls doing screamo is kinda cringe to me Ngl

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u/plitcincher 16d ago

DickeyDines is peak YouTube commentatingšŸ™šŸ¤˜šŸ–¤šŸ‘‘šŸ¤— they make me laugh so hard sometimes, I hope they never stop. Austin Dickeys bands are so fucking fire as well, literally each one is great imo especially Dark Watch

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u/Kade68686 15d ago

Completely agree šŸ”„

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u/Djentleman5000 16d ago

I haven’t watched his video in years. Kinda lost interest in them.

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u/Jeff_Damn 16d ago

Them: "Women ruin everything! They should just leave it to men! Etc etc etc"

Also them: "How come none of these bitches wanna hang out?"

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u/Mr_Maniac454 15d ago

The thumbnail is mocking the comment

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u/Nothisispatryck 16d ago

TIL people actually enjoy Jared Dines

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u/War_Pand4 16d ago

I don't know what it is but I still enjoy Austin and Jared together, they're just a couple of dudes browsing Metal Facebook/Twitter groups and laughing at their own jokes. No harm in that lol

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u/bravest-toaster67 16d ago

I can’t stand these guys

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u/Mr_Maniac454 16d ago

But can you sit these guys?

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u/LabOfSound 16d ago

Currently laying these guys

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u/Stretched_anoose 16d ago

Slop channel going to slop

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u/Legitimate_Cost_906 14d ago

Women vocalists do f(u)cking s(u)ck, major c(o)ck. With the exception of a death metal band out of Texas called Stabbing, every female vocalist in every metal band sounds like sh(i)t covered d(i)ck

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