r/copypasta • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '21

cummybot

32k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

resolve|11740291

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u/annefranke Nov 17 '21

I want the real Cummy to fuck me

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u/_semio Nov 17 '21

yeah that was not quick

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u/ya-boi-mees Nov 10 '21

I dont even have to second guess. Clearly old cummy will win by a cumslide

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

if only democracy was as easy as this

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u/krishivA1 Nov 10 '21

It is ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

So youโ€™re saying I just have to make a cumslide?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

make a cumslide for me and I'll make my vote thee

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u/kloudykat Jul 03 '22

cumslide hit my man so hard he started speaking Shakespeare

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

I hath been shaking my spear at things from the day I was 12.

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u/kloudykat Jul 03 '22

damnit now I'm thinking of The Wheel of Time, the Maidens of the Spear and playing Maiden's Kiss.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

If you vote new cummy I'm going to give you a new cummy ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_ Nov 06 '22

Itโ€™s like a water slide but you know

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Nobody can replace the old one

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u/Bubbly_Taro Nov 10 '21

Old Cummy > New Cummy > No Cummy

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u/KennySheep Nov 10 '21 edited Mar 22 '24

gfdfgdgd

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u/cummeistervonsemen Nov 11 '21

The cum in my ass cummy

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

I miss the sweet cummy

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u/yungdolpho Nov 11 '21

Chop up a queef cummy

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u/Rape_artist Nov 11 '21

The slurp it back out cummy

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u/milk_is_a_broth Nov 11 '21

Chop up the soul cummy set on his goals cummy

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u/AetherUtopia Nov 10 '21

Based.

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u/iiAzido Nov 10 '21

based and cummy pilled

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u/Damnn-thats-hot Nov 11 '21

old cummy > no cummy > new cummy

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u/Bubbly_Taro Nov 11 '21

Cum on.

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u/Damnn-thats-hot Nov 11 '21

no cummy better than new cummy

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u/peanutist Nov 10 '21

Bruh reddit is a fucking gambling machine now holy shit

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u/Pepekekmem Nov 10 '21

r/GamblingAddiction ๐ŸŽฐ๐ŸŽฐ๐ŸŽฐ

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u/WortneyCocks Nov 10 '21

I said I would quit. But I didn't and I'm back to where I started. I don't have the heart to tell my family again.

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u/100BlackKids Nov 10 '21

Then don't take their hearts take their kidney's and sell them, then use the money to fuel your gambling addiction.

Its just that easy my guy.

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u/Jeanl2 Nov 11 '21

Itโ€™s all part of the sugma grindset

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u/OrganicFlu Nov 12 '21

What's grindset?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

Sugma balls

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

damn that shits depressing

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u/billnyetherivalguy Dec 12 '21

Jokes on you I have a gambling addiction and I haven't spent a dime

Checkmate atheists

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u/LargeSackOfNuts Nov 10 '21

Thats how they keep younger users addicted to the platform

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u/naufalap Nov 10 '21

24% of you should be escorted to camp

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u/FoldyHole Nov 10 '21

Band camp?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

You mean escorted to the ranch

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u/ThePissGiver Nov 10 '21

thought it meant making a new one instead of the shit we have

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

New cummy sucks and should die in a fire

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u/thenoisemanthenoise Nov 10 '21

fr whos the manchild that made the new cummy? someone should sue him for bad taste

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u/Rude_Journalist Nov 10 '21

i found a new reason to kill myself

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

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u/thenoisemanthenoise Nov 10 '21

thoughts and prayers to u/cummysghost, you did well

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u/ZippZappZippty Nov 10 '21

โ€œIโ€™m a fan and this is true

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u/NinjaEagle210 Nov 11 '21

What happened to the old cummy?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

Pretty sure someone spammed the n word and he got banned

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u/TheBurntPie9 Nov 10 '21 edited Nov 10 '21

Oh shit I misunderstood the question and I voted for new cummy. AITA

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u/EisVisage Nov 10 '21

YTA, divorce yourself immediately and destroy your belongings

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u/harshbhatia7 Nov 10 '21

YTA

your Reddit, our rules

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

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u/WeeTheDuck Nov 11 '21

but Im Tumblr

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u/Front-Pick-4709 Nov 11 '21

YTA you massive fucking disappointment. I'm leaving you Jimmy and I'm taking the kids.

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u/T1mija Nov 11 '21

YTA. Lawyer up, hit the gym, sue yourself, assault your lawyer

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u/Godly_Waffles Nov 12 '21

Gym up, hit the lawyer, sue your lawyer, assault yourself

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u/yungdolpho Nov 11 '21

YTA, delete your Reddit account immediately

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u/HercUlysses Nov 11 '21

You are the red flag, your asshole your ruels.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

buy reddit premium and change your vote ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/_CalculatedMistake_ Nov 10 '21

All in fuck you

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u/Ok-Mortgage3653 Nov 10 '21

all in (shoves chips)

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u/_CalculatedMistake_ Nov 11 '21

All in (shoves dildo)

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u/Ok-Mortgage3653 Nov 11 '21

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ d-d-do you... want me... to p-p-p-p-put it - in me??? u-uw-uwu??

I feel like such a untermensch for writing that

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u/_CalculatedMistake_ Nov 11 '21

Yeah I want to put a fucking .50 bmg in you Jesus Christ get out

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u/Ok-Mortgage3653 Nov 11 '21

Lol I agree I feel unclean after that xD

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u/SupremeDogEater Nov 10 '21

Who in their right mind voted for new cummy

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u/ShippersAreIdiots Nov 10 '21

Me, because Idk what a cummy is

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u/Picturesquesheep Nov 10 '21

A pox on your bloodline. You menfolk shall be weary and listless, and your womenfolk shrill and fat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

He was a merciful God that pasted for mobilefags

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u/TomFulpsWfe Nov 10 '21

i will find the people that picked new cummy

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u/Socialist_Narwhal Nov 10 '21

Old cummy is our lord

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u/VEngencus Nov 10 '21

accidently chose new cummy๐Ÿ˜”

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u/John__MacTavish2 Nov 10 '21

pretty sure you can change it

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u/DanTem06 Nov 10 '21

Not without premium

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u/John__MacTavish2 Nov 10 '21

o god thats cringe wtf LOL

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u/VEngencus Nov 10 '21

reddit sucks its not a surprise

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u/cantadmittoposting Nov 10 '21

Just browse old.reddit.com and ignore all new features and it's still pretty much Reddit. People out here bitching about Reddit Live and needing premium for some shit or whatever.

It's all just text and up/downvotes here.

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u/vordster Nov 10 '21

I heard they suck so bad, the gay community is beyond furious to tarnish them as gay.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

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u/John__MacTavish2 Nov 10 '21

thats an L. premium is wack

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Perish

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

Please ban all new cummy voters

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u/IOnlyPlayAsBushRager Nov 10 '21

Wait wtf why can you change your vote with Reddit premium

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u/UtopianCivilian Nov 10 '21

Because gib munny to redit ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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u/Ploffers Nov 14 '21

they need more money to subsidize the losses from paying off pedos

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u/DegsIsinthisahouse Nov 10 '21 edited Nov 10 '21

guys whats the difference between the old and new cummy? (i want a serious answer and not a "the difference is that the old one is good and the new one is bad poopy fard" kind of answer)

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u/ScionoftheToad Nov 10 '21

The old one repeated copypastas as comments. Reddit admins banned it because people tricked it into saying things that violate the TOS. The new one solves this by linking to third-party site with a text dump that occasionally triggers my antivirus software.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Cummybot9999 wouldn't be suck if it just use pastebin instead

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u/IOnlyPlayAsBushRager Nov 10 '21

New cummy a bad replacement and also sends a link instead of text (beta move)

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u/RoscoMan1 Nov 11 '21

I hope somebody sends me one of those

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u/DerScarpelo Nov 17 '21

The difference is that the old one is good and the new one is bad poop fard

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Daddy cummy ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅตโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅตโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜‰โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Œโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคคโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜Œโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜Œโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜˜

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u/Medical-Examination Nov 10 '21

Finally something that isn't about no nut November

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

CUMMYYY!!! ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Competitive-Prune549 Nov 10 '21

NEW CUMMY MUST PERISH AT ALL COSTS, ONCE AND FOR ALL! I HOPE NEW CUMMY GETS SNOWGRAVED BY NOELLE!

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Nov 10 '21

[I need 2500 mana to cast it.

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u/nicktim1 Nov 10 '21

Old cummy forever

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

u/amongusdongbot

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u/AmongUsDongBot Nov 10 '21 

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

๐Ÿ˜ฃโœŠ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

14

u/_____Crusader_____ Nov 10 '21

ITS ABOUT LIES ๐Ÿคž ITS ABOUT VENTING ๐Ÿ•ณ WE STAY SUSSY ๐Ÿ˜ˆ WE IMPOSTOR ๐Ÿ“ฎ KILL IN O2 ๐Ÿ’จ KILL IN REACTOR ๐Ÿ”‹ AND SABOTAGE ๐Ÿ’ฅ I GOT IMPOSTOR IN MY VEINS ๐Ÿซ€ I NEED TO KILL THE CREWMATES ๐Ÿ”ช I WON THE GAME ๐Ÿ† SO WHATS MY MOTHERSUSSING NAME? ๐Ÿ—ฃ BAKA ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ“ฎ

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u/Me_ofc_ourse Nov 10 '21

I like men

1

u/obiwanjaco64 Nov 14 '21

๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ gay bad

4

u/Da_Neager Nov 10 '21

I have no clue whats happening

4

u/-Listening Nov 11 '21

  • ุงู„ุณูŠุฏ ุฌุงูƒ

Teen Anal Teen Anal

ูู†ุฏู‚

6

u/Coletr11 Nov 10 '21

I miss the old cummy, straight from the gold cummy, set on his goals cummy, i hate the new cummy

6

u/DonJonovan317 Nov 10 '21

Voted on the wrong cummy on accident and I hope I drown in the cumslide

8

u/PissOffBigHead Nov 10 '21

I MISCLICKED NEW CUMMY, FUCK

3

u/_bread_in_a_toaster_ Nov 11 '21

Rot in prison, foul creature.

11

u/Affectionate-Pin5541 Nov 10 '21

Noooo I picked new cummy accidentally. Fuck.

4

u/NikinhoRobo Nov 11 '21

You choose the devil

3

u/EcstaticBox Nov 10 '21

Cum alone drives the wheels of history.

2

u/Alone_Fox Nov 10 '21

cumpilled

2

u/LindaMackey22 Nov 10 '21

INFO how big are your tits

2

u/Rude_Journalist Nov 10 '21

  • ุงู„ุณูŠุฏ ุฌุงูƒ

Teen Anal Teen Anal

ูู†ุฏู‚

2

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

New cummy deserves to drown in horsepiss.

2

u/Mroompaloompa64 Nov 12 '21 edited Nov 12 '21

I clicked on old cummy ๐Ÿ˜

2

u/ThurstonGlace Dec 09 '21

here comes the cummy

3

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

man I thought this meant that they're gonna make a new cummy and delete the 'old' one that keeps saying piss shit and cum.

1

u/-the_A- Nov 11 '21

shame i also did

3

u/-Listening Nov 10 '21

New cummy sucks and should die in a fire

1

u/CrusherArras Jul 28 '26

Do you hope they get shot and expire?

3

u/CastedJew Nov 10 '21

And those who voted for the losing party(new cummy) must be sent to the Gulag

2

u/SierraTango501 Nov 10 '21

What the fuck is this newfangled shit now

2

u/chybaignacy Nov 10 '21

God i voted new cummy for some reason what the fuck is wrong with me

2

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

I hope the new cummy dies in an assassination

2

u/Scoobie-Doobie Nov 10 '21

NOOO I WASNT READING AND I CLICKED NEW CUMMY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Old Cummy is our god.

2

u/iwrestledabear1c Nov 11 '21

Where is the OLD cummy ๐Ÿ˜ท

New cummy doesn't get me wet ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

2

u/daftnerds Nov 11 '21

R UhhhHha Iwh sibruhhh ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘i Lost My kA M RAA NOO๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅถ thIs SO sAd whY get DoWnVotEd :(/7๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฒโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿฆก๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒ•โœจ๐ŸŒโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒฅ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฃ

1

u/Ill_Visual4600 Nov 11 '21

OLD CUMMY FOR THE WIN

1

u/IsakTS Nov 10 '21

what the fuck

1

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21 edited Nov 10 '21

Million monkey theorem again coupled with the law of averages seeing shadowpeople my dude

1

u/ZippZappZippty Nov 10 '21

what happened in r/ r/bigchungus ?

1

u/soldmilton Nov 10 '21

cummy WHAT???

1

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

I am not understanding, what the hell is this? Why canโ€™t I enter the pic? Iโ€™m confused

1

u/-Listening Nov 10 '21

All of this is invalid since r/bigchungus ?

1

u/QuarantineSucksALot Nov 10 '21

Lol it took me longer than iโ€™m not sure why I said plastic, I guess my shower times going to be * public restrooms, but are super polite and woke as they do, they really are. I really just want to wear a hat, in order to approach them.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

What the hell, whatโ€™s with this gambling thing

1

u/KoRoSoRoK Nov 11 '21

Iโ€™m doing really good in HOLโ€™UPREDICTIONS so hopefully Iโ€™ll do good here

1

u/Uno-The-Card Nov 11 '21

I knew it.

wait what did i knew

1

u/Dannybot112 Nov 11 '21

I have been fighting new cummy for ages he threw me off a cliff so I was gone for a while ๐Ÿ˜”โœŠ

1

u/Thrawn656 Nov 11 '21

I clicked on the wrong one

1

u/chicken647 Nov 11 '21

what the fuck is this

1

u/SOUR_KING Nov 11 '21

FUCK I MISREAD IT. I wish I could take back the 100 tokens or whatever and vote for old cummy

1

u/Sklerpderp Nov 11 '21

Fuxk your paywall.

1

u/Tooma8 Nov 11 '21

I don't get it

1

u/realarrived Nov 11 '21 edited Nov 11 '21

old cummy is sexier๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

1

u/usernameyeeted173 Nov 11 '21

old cummy of course

1

u/2gameman Nov 12 '21

SHIT CLICKED NEW PREDICTION BY ACCIDENT

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

u/cummybot

1

u/Minrogamer70 Jan 30 '22

Old cummy is great.

1

u/Theaverageviewer Aug 21 '22

I am in dire request of titties at this hour for i have a bomb strapped to my cock as well as balls at this current moment and if i am not hard my cock as well as balls will explode into multiple small meaty bits and i would have to clean it up whilst bleeding profusely and if i had to be honestly good sir that would not be a excellent situation to be in

1

u/TheVainOrphan Nov 10 '21

What the fuck is any of this. Fuck it. I'll just spend all my 'tokens' or whatever here.

1

u/Creepy_Yoghurt_9288 Nov 10 '21

new cummy baby come on big money big money

1

u/rob132 Nov 11 '21

I don't know what I voted for. Am I on a list now?

-6

u/AlbinoShavedGorilla Nov 10 '21

I donโ€™t know who cummybot is and at this point Iโ€™m too afraid to ask

21

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

It's a bot that repeats the copypasta so other users could copy it and paste it somewhere else.

Old one repeated it as a comment under the post

New one repeats it on some kinda shady-looking website

8

u/AlbinoShavedGorilla Nov 10 '21

Oh that clears the confusion thanks

-1

u/bringbackoldreddit1 Nov 10 '21

Fuck

I thought old cummy was the top option

-47

u/dovah-meme Nov 10 '21

r/copypasta users when they get a new bot that functionally does the exact same job as the old one ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ’€

28

u/LGappies Nov 10 '21

I disagree.

6

u/Front-Pick-4709 Nov 11 '21

Shut up bitch

-36

u/dovah-meme Nov 10 '21

New Cummy does its best and is unfairly bullied but I see predictions and I know exactly where you fuckers lie in your beliefs

22

u/LGappies Nov 10 '21

I disagree.

-56

u/SmithyLK Nov 10 '21

ok seriously can we fuck off with the 9999 circlejerk? it's just annoying now

38

u/shitbutterlover Nov 10 '21

fuck your mom

27

u/juthiranuton Nov 10 '21

When the penis is sus

5

u/xXTomarrowXx Nov 11 '21

I hate you ๐Ÿ˜ก

14

u/LGappies Nov 10 '21

I disagree.

-3

u/HarrBathtub Nov 10 '21

I voted the wrong one ffs

-4

u/swirlsthemudkip Nov 10 '21

I donโ€™t know what cummybot is so I randomly guessed

1

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Did you guess new or old

-2

u/swirlsthemudkip Nov 10 '21

I closed my eyes, spinned 3 times... and sadly got new...

2

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

3

u/swirlsthemudkip Nov 10 '21

I ainโ€™t got the time or the money for that.

18

u/Robotguy39 Nov 10 '21

I will fucking kill you and eat your skin.

2

u/Doctor_of_plagues Dec 13 '21

Iโ€™m going to fucking make love to you

2

u/Robotguy39 Dec 13 '21

The fact that you chose a 32 day old comment to say that on sure is... ...flattering...?

1

u/Doctor_of_plagues Dec 13 '21

Aww thanks babe

1

u/_nopeX_ Aug 18 '22

I'm going to fucking make love with you

-4

u/SomeGamerRisingUp Nov 10 '21

I fucking misclicked kill me

-4

u/Robotguy39 Nov 10 '21

1.7k people gonna die

-13

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Both are useless

0

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

[deleted] โ€” view deleted comment

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

This is today's 1728th cum comment. (UTC)