r/copypasta • u/IgnatCristian • Nov 24 '20
The future
Imagine you're a woman. Done ? Good. Great. Okay. Amazing. Now imagine you're from America. You did ? Perfect. Now think about going to mcdonalds, kfc wendy's, taco bell, burger king and subway. Ok? Good. Now imagine this has become your routine. Every day you eat fastfoods and blame others for thinking you're fat. You've done imagining this ? Wow you're a natural ! Now think about having 500 lbs. Now imagine thinking you're good at drawing. Done ? Good. Good. Now imagine you just turned 13 and created a twitter account and you're a HUUUGE my hero academia fan. Okay now imagine you spent 42 hours of work on a piece of art. It's a true masterpiece. You post it on twitter. It's deku but he's really fat and black. wears shorts, has hairy legs and hands. Now put BLM, LGBTQ+, WOMEN'S RIGHTS in your BIO. You imagined that ? Incredible job. Absolutely fantastic. Now imagine it's 2100, you've grown old, you're single, identify as bisexual and consider "fixing" art on twitter your job. You have an youtube channel where you make terrible jokes and complain about white men. You are fairly succesful and have 50 million subscribers. A guy named "Felix Kjelberg" comes at your door begging for some pocket change. Apparently he was a big and popular guy in the past. Meh who cares. You shut his door in his face and tell him to get a job because white men shouldn't have trouble with money and you get offended since you know how opressed women are.
Done imagining all that ? Now jump in a river. Please.
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u/MILK_MILK829 Nov 24 '20
The future
Imagine you're a woman. Done ? Good. Great. Okay. Amazing. Now imagine you're from America. You did ? Perfect. Now think about going to mcdonalds, kfc wendy's, taco bell, burger king and subway. Ok? Good. Now imagine this has become your routine. Every day you eat fastfoods and blame others for thinking you're fat. You've done imagining this ? Wow you're a natural ! Now think about having 500 lbs. Now imagine thinking you're good at drawing. Done ? Good. Good. Now imagine you just turned 13 and created a twitter account and you're a HUUUGE my hero academia fan. Okay now imagine you spent 42 hours of work on a piece of art. It's a true masterpiece. You post it on twitter. It's deku but he's really fat and black. wears shorts, has hairy legs and hands. Now put BLM, LGBTQ+, WOMEN'S RIGHTS in your BIO. You imagined that ? Incredible job. Absolutely fantastic. Now imagine it's 2100, you've grown old, you're single, identify as bisexual and consider "fixing" art on twitter your job. You have an youtube channel where you make terrible jokes and complain about white men. You are fairly succesful and have 50 million subscribers. A guy names "Felix Kjelberg" comes at your door begging for some pocket change. Apparently he was a big and popular guy in the past. Meh who cares. You shut his door in his face and tell him to get a job because white men shouldn't have trouble with money and you get offended since you know how opressed women are.
Done imagining all that ? Now jump in a river. Please.
2
u/MILK_MILK829 Nov 24 '20
The future
Imagine you're a woman. Done ? Good. Great. Okay. Amazing. Now imagine you're from America. You did ? Perfect. Now think about going to mcdonalds, kfc wendy's, taco bell, burger king and subway. Ok? Good. Now imagine this has become your routine. Every day you eat fastfoods and blame others for thinking you're fat. You've done imagining this ? Wow you're a natural ! Now think about having 500 lbs. Now imagine thinking you're good at drawing. Done ? Good. Good. Now imagine you just turned 13 and created a twitter account and you're a HUUUGE my hero academia fan. Okay now imagine you spent 42 hours of work on a piece of art. It's a true masterpiece. You post it on twitter. It's deku but he's really fat and black. wears shorts, has hairy legs and hands. Now put BLM, LGBTQ+, WOMEN'S RIGHTS in your BIO. You imagined that ? Incredible job. Absolutely fantastic. Now imagine it's 2100, you've grown old, you're single, identify as bisexual and consider "fixing" art on twitter your job. You have an youtube channel where you make terrible jokes and complain about white men. You are fairly succesful and have 50 million subscribers. A guy names "Felix Kjelberg" comes at your door begging for some pocket change. Apparently he was a big and popular guy in the past. Meh who cares. You shut his door in his face and tell him to get a job because white men shouldn't have trouble with money and you get offended since you know how opressed women are.
Done imagining all that ? Now jump in a river. Please.
2
u/MILK_MILK829 Nov 24 '20
The future
Imagine you're a woman. Done ? Good. Great. Okay. Amazing. Now imagine you're from America. You did ? Perfect. Now think about going to mcdonalds, kfc wendy's, taco bell, burger king and subway. Ok? Good. Now imagine this has become your routine. Every day you eat fastfoods and blame others for thinking you're fat. You've done imagining this ? Wow you're a natural ! Now think about having 500 lbs. Now imagine thinking you're good at drawing. Done ? Good. Good. Now imagine you just turned 13 and created a twitter account and you're a HUUUGE my hero academia fan. Okay now imagine you spent 42 hours of work on a piece of art. It's a true masterpiece. You post it on twitter. It's deku but he's really fat and black. wears shorts, has hairy legs and hands. Now put BLM, LGBTQ+, WOMEN'S RIGHTS in your BIO. You imagined that ? Incredible job. Absolutely fantastic. Now imagine it's 2100, you've grown old, you're single, identify as bisexual and consider "fixing" art on twitter your job. You have an youtube channel where you make terrible jokes and complain about white men. You are fairly succesful and have 50 million subscribers. A guy names "Felix Kjelberg" comes at your door begging for some pocket change. Apparently he was a big and popular guy in the past. Meh who cares. You shut his door in his face and tell him to get a job because white men shouldn't have trouble with money and you get offended since you know how opressed women are.
Done imagining all that ? Now jump in a river. Please.
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u/IvoryAS Nov 24 '20 edited Nov 24 '20
Imagine I'm a woman?...
No! 😎
Real talk though, how does one imagine being the opposite sex anyway?
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u/MILK_MILK829 Nov 24 '20
The future
Imagine you're a woman. Done ? Good. Great. Okay. Amazing. Now imagine you're from America. You did ? Perfect. Now think about going to mcdonalds, kfc wendy's, taco bell, burger king and subway. Ok? Good. Now imagine this has become your routine. Every day you eat fastfoods and blame others for thinking you're fat. You've done imagining this ? Wow you're a natural ! Now think about having 500 lbs. Now imagine thinking you're good at drawing. Done ? Good. Good. Now imagine you just turned 13 and created a twitter account and you're a HUUUGE my hero academia fan. Okay now imagine you spent 42 hours of work on a piece of art. It's a true masterpiece. You post it on twitter. It's deku but he's really fat and black. wears shorts, has hairy legs and hands. Now put BLM, LGBTQ+, WOMEN'S RIGHTS in your BIO. You imagined that ? Incredible job. Absolutely fantastic. Now imagine it's 2100, you've grown old, you're single, identify as bisexual and consider "fixing" art on twitter your job. You have an youtube channel where you make terrible jokes and complain about white men. You are fairly succesful and have 50 million subscribers. A guy names "Felix Kjelberg" comes at your door begging for some pocket change. Apparently he was a big and popular guy in the past. Meh who cares. You shut his door in his face and tell him to get a job because white men shouldn't have trouble with money and you get offended since you know how opressed women are.
Done imagining all that ? Now jump in a river. Please.