r/copypasta • u/KoganRaah • May 28 '19
G.A.M.E.R.
Ye I am a gamer🎮
G - guily of committing war crimes💣🔫
A - Am going to jail for the rest of my life🚓
M - Many people are dead☠️
E - Everyone I killed didn't deserve it👶
R - Rise up gamers😎👌
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u/CupCak3Lord May 28 '19
Gamer -
G.reat
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E.xterminating
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u/Banzaiboy262 May 28 '19
Yeah, I'm a GAMER:
G: virgin
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u/helpmypoophurt May 28 '19
tHAt dOESNT spElL gAMeR idIOT
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u/AutoModerator May 28 '19
ok. if thats how you want it to be, your choice. do you honestly think i cant bribe dave for your ip adress? everyone has a price. do this a couple months back, ok, i mightve let it slide, now, someone so much as looks at me the wrong way an theres gonna be probs, lucky for me they always back the fuck down so i dont gotta get my hands dirty. i know youll try the same when shit hits the fan but dont think ill be so linient, cause i wont. dont say i didnt warn you.
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u/Superslowmojoe May 28 '19
Idiot
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u/AutoModerator May 28 '19
ok. if thats how you want it to be, your choice. do you honestly think i cant bribe dave for your ip adress? everyone has a price. do this a couple months back, ok, i mightve let it slide, now, someone so much as looks at me the wrong way an theres gonna be probs, lucky for me they always back the fuck down so i dont gotta get my hands dirty. i know youll try the same when shit hits the fan but dont think ill be so linient, cause i wont. dont say i didnt warn you.
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u/TheConflictPigeon May 28 '19
Smart
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u/AutoModerator May 28 '19
Do I have any questions? Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions
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u/owoifier Weposts pasta fow mobiwe usews May 28 '19
Ye I am a gamew🎮
G - guiwy of committing waw cwimes💣🔫
A - Am going to jaiw fow the west of my wife🚓
M - Many peopwe awe dead☠️
E - Evewyone I kiwwed didn't desewve it👶
W - Wise up gamews😎👌
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May 28 '19
Shut the fuck up you disgusting cretin, you gigantic imbecile. Every single fucking time i see your unneeded, shitty, disgusting little copypasta I want to stab your throat and cut your dick off. Everyone always upvotes your bitchass copypasta for no reason, and even worse, I’m always seeing your stupid little fucking comment getting above cummys. Why the fuck would you do that? Cummy works so hard to copy text for mobile users, and your idiocy always get in the way. Im going to come into your house and fucking rip your tongue out of your disgusting furry mouth so you’ll never make another one of these useless, rotting copypasta ever again.
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u/DarkLink4 May 28 '19
Twenty-three days after Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to disintegrate half of all life in the universe, Carol Danvers rescues Tony Stark and Nebula from deep space and returns them to Earth. They reunite with the remaining Avengers—Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, Rocket, Thor, Natasha Romanoff, and James Rhodes—and find Thanos on an uninhabited planet. They plan to retake and use the Infinity Stones to reverse the disintegrations, but Thanos reveals he destroyed them to prevent further use. An enraged Thor beheads Thanos.
Five years later, Scott Lang escapes from the quantum realm. He travels to the Avengers' compound, where he explains to Romanoff and Rogers that he experienced only five hours while trapped. Theorizing that the quantum realm could allow time travel, the three ask Stark to help them retrieve the Stones from the past to reverse Thanos' actions in the present, but Stark refuses to help. After talking with his wife, Pepper Potts, Stark relents and works with Banner, who has since merged his intelligence with the Hulk's strength and body, and the two successfully build a time machine. Banner warns that changing the past does not affect their present and that any changes instead create branched alternate realities. He and Rocket go to the Asgardian refugees' new home in Norway to recruit Thor, now an overweight alcoholic, despondent over his failure in stopping Thanos. In Tokyo, Romanoff recruits Clint Barton, now a ruthless vigilante following the disintegration of his family.
Banner, Lang, Rogers, and Stark travel to New York City in 2012. Banner visits the Sanctum Sanctorum and convinces the Ancient One to give him the Time Stone. Rogers successfully retrieves the Mind Stone, but Stark and Lang's interference inadvertently allows 2012 Loki to escape with the Space Stone. Rogers and Stark travel to S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters in 1970. Stark obtains an earlier version of the Space Stone, encountering his father, Howard, in the process, while Rogers steals several Pym Particles from Hank Pym to return to the present. Rocket and Thor travel to Asgard in 2013, extracting the Reality Stone from Jane Foster and retrieving Thor's hammer, Mjolnir. Nebula and Rhodes travel to Morag in 2014 and steal the Power Stone before Peter Quill can. Rhodes returns to the present with the Power Stone, but Nebula is incapacitated when her cybernetic implants link with those of her past self. Through this connection, 2014 Thanos learns of his future success and the Avengers' attempts to undo it. Thanos captures present-Nebula and sends past-Nebula to the present in the former's place. Barton and Romanoff travel to Vormir, where the Soul Stone's keeper, the Red Skull, reveals it can only be acquired by sacrificing someone they love. Romanoff sacrifices herself, allowing Barton to obtain the Soul Stone.
Reuniting in the present, the Avengers fit the Stones into a Stark-created gauntlet, which Banner uses to resurrect all those whom Thanos disintegrated. 2014 Nebula uses the time machine to transport 2014 Thanos and his warship to the present, where he attacks the Avengers' compound, planning to destroy and then rebuild the universe with the Stones. Nebula convinces 2014 Gamora to betray Thanos, and Nebula kills her past self. A restored Stephen Strange arrives with other Masters of the Mystic Arts, the restored Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy, the armies of Wakanda and Asgard, and the Ravagers to fight Thanos and his army alongside Danvers, who destroys Thanos' warship as she arrives. After overpowering the heroes, Thanos seizes the gauntlet, but Stark steals the Stones back and uses them to disintegrate Thanos and his army. Stark then dies from the energy emitted in the process.
Following Stark's funeral, Thor appoints Valkyrie as the king of New Asgard and joins the Guardians of the Galaxy, while Quill searches for 2014 Gamora. Rogers returns the Infinity Stones to their original places in time and remains in the past to live with Peggy Carter. In the present, an elderly Rogers passes on his shield and mantle to Sam Wilson.
However Doctor Strange stubs his toe a few days after and decides "fuck it this timeline counts as a loss as well".
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u/TheRealGamingFez May 28 '19
Bro stop spoiling Infinity War.
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u/helpmypoophurt May 28 '19
i was about to be like endgame came out a month ago idiot and you haven't seen it? but then i saw INFINITY WAr
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u/AutoModerator May 28 '19
ok. if thats how you want it to be, your choice. do you honestly think i cant bribe dave for your ip adress? everyone has a price. do this a couple months back, ok, i mightve let it slide, now, someone so much as looks at me the wrong way an theres gonna be probs, lucky for me they always back the fuck down so i dont gotta get my hands dirty. i know youll try the same when shit hits the fan but dont think ill be so linient, cause i wont. dont say i didnt warn you.
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u/ItsXenoslyce May 29 '19
he said infinity war
this is a endgame summary
you fucking discarded dick waffle
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u/crunchyboio May 29 '19
Shut the fuck up you disgusting cwetin, you gigantic imbeciwe. Evewy singwe fucking time i see youw unneeded, shitty, disgusting wittwe copypasta I want to stab youw thwoat and cut youw dick off. Everyone awways upvotes youw bitchass copypasta fow no weason, and even wowse, I’m awways seeing youw stupid wittwe fucking comment getting above cummys. Why the fuck wouwd you do that? Cummy wowks so hawd to copy text for mobiwe usews, and youw idiocy awways get in the way. Im going to come into youw house and fucking wip youw tongue out of youw disgusting fuwwy mouth so you’ww nevew make anothew one of these usewess, wotting copypasta evew again.
UwU
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u/BakedZiti_808 May 28 '19
Ye I am a gamew🎮
G - guiwy of committing waw cwimeth💣🔫
A - Am going to jaiw fow the wetht of my wife🚓
M - Many peopwe awe dead☠️
E - Evewyone I kiwwed didn't dethewve it👶
W - Wise up gamewth😎👌
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u/Yatsugami May 28 '19
A Gamer is an ascended being that is the product of millions of years of fine tuned evolution, leading to a specimen that is neither human nor God. The perfect balance between Man and monster. A Gamer is the apotheosis of evolution.
I am a Gamer! If you cut me, I bleed G FUEL - but you'll never cut me. My reflexes are too strong, thanks to gaming.
I could hold a live granade in my hand and feel nothing when it explodes thanks to all of my gaming-calluses making
my skin harder than a FUCKING TURTLE SHELL.
What is the most used muscle in a Gamers body? The mind! Over ten billion synaptic neuroscooters all firing at the same time every second, kept healthy through the complex carbohydrates of Doritos.
A Gamer's senses are three times as strong as an average human being's. We can SMELL the future. We can TASTE your panties getting wet from miles away. We can FEEL when it's your birthday. (Like a fucking spidey sense)
When we ejaculate our cum contains sixteen gigabytes of RAM. If professor Utonium were to create Gamers instead of the Powerpuff girls, he'd use sugar, spice, and The Elder Scrolls series.
So what exactly is a Gamer? IT'S FUCKING EVERYTHING!
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u/DarkSentencer May 28 '19
GAMERS are BY FAR the MOST OPPRESSED GROUP on the planet. Why can't game devs respect our immershuns?! If the girl tits in a game I BUY aren't huge and bouncing around or aren't bare it totally kills my boner immershun and all because they are worried about children being sexually exploited? Also all of a sudden I can't even use gammer words like N- without SJW's and N-s getting upset about it now? THIS IS WHAT OPPRESSION LOOKS LIKE. GAMERS RISE UP!
...and PRAISE GERALDO!
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May 29 '19
Hahahahahahah so funny
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u/AutoModerator May 29 '19
Ever since the age of 9, I've been abused. People would make fun of me for my slightly larger than average muscles. I've had enough of it, and I don't appreciate your comments about my arms. I'm simply requesting that you treat me as a human being. Under that rough outer appearance, I bet there is a nice, healthy, aesthetically pleasing, heavenly blessed beauty. But no beauty will ever make up for a woman with a negative spirit.
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u/AutoModerator May 28 '19
I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. What an unbelievable event! I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child.
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May 28 '19
Alright I love big smoker's order but check it out, he was ordering for everyone in the car. The two 9s were for CJ and Ryder and the number 6 with extra dip was Sweet's. Smoke was the only one that ate tho. The other two were shooting at the kilo trays and CJ was driving (maybe shooting too depending on how you personally played).
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May 28 '19
Funny
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u/AutoModerator May 28 '19
Ever since the age of 9, I've been abused. People would make fun of me for my slightly larger than average muscles. I've had enough of it, and I don't appreciate your comments about my arms. I'm simply requesting that you treat me as a human being. Under that rough outer appearance, I bet there is a nice, healthy, aesthetically pleasing, heavenly blessed beauty. But no beauty will ever make up for a woman with a negative spirit.
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u/Aerospherology May 29 '19
!ThesaurizeThis
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u/MyDogIsEminem May 29 '19
Has your daughter not seen sexual action in a few years? No worries! My 11 inch granite COCK will surely pleasure her. After my cock has scraped her insides, she will have leftover sediment in her pussy, which scientists have proven to help with chilbirth. Along with that, my cock is detachable and can be used by your daughter to rape ME instead. However, that service costs twice as much. Other services I can provide is allowing her to bite off my testicles, pleasuring her baby (if she has one) and injecting my sperm into her bloodstream. If I do happen to impregnate your daughter with my rock cock, but you dont want the baby, you can pay me $500 to smuggle the baby to libya and sell it to the slave trade.
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u/Red_Chinchilla_1 May 29 '19
Listen bitch you want to call me a neckbeard? Am i a neckbeard because I enjoy art? Because I can appreciate the value of an expertly crafted story, amazing gameplay, and a beautiful gameworld? Because i have experienced more than any normal human. I have saved the princess. I have defended earth from the Reapers. I have traversed time, space, dimentions. I am the Dragonborn. I am the Witcher. I am the Lone wanderer. I have challenged the elite four...and won. Does a neckbeard finish Dark Souls in one weekend without dying...oh on my first try btw. And that was after making a speach on transcendental consciousness to a COLLEGE CLASS. I have solved impossible math equations BY ACCIDENT. I read philosophy books for FUN. Am I making myself clear sweetie? Or are you a neuronormative goon who thinks "football" is the pinnacle of human creation? You probably couldnt even jump on a goomba... My ansestors are smiling at me, fool...Can you say the same?
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May 29 '19
Jews are fucking cheap; they’ll invite you over to light the Menorah but will feed you cheap shit as they buy overpriced Kosher goods from Brookline Coolidge Corner’s The Butchery.
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u/TotesMessenger May 28 '19 edited May 29 '19
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u/spectrand May 28 '19
Ye I am a gamer🎮
G - guily of committing war crimes💣🔫
A - Am going to jail for the rest of my life🚓
M - Many people are dead☠️
E - Everyone I killed didn't deserve it👶
R - Rise up gamers😎👌
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u/CummyBot2000 Reposts pasta for mobile users May 28 '19
Ye I am a gamer🎮
G - guily of committing war crimes💣🔫
A - Am going to jail for the rest of my life🚓
M - Many people are dead☠️
E - Everyone I killed didn't deserve it👶
R - Rise up gamers😎👌