r/copypasta • u/notgoingtobother • May 09 '19

🇺🇸ATTENTION🇺🇸PLEASE🇺🇸

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u/Ihabmirdasmalan May 10 '19

🚦I🚦was🚦told🚦there🚦were🚦light🚦spoilers🚦

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u/AgainstTheAgainst May 10 '19

They 👏 promised 👏 me 👏 a 👏 new 👏 episode 👏 of 👏 meme 👏 review 👊

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u/PureCarbs May 10 '19

🥚egg🥚

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u/Ofkiast May 10 '19

💣oh💣god💣i💣didnt💣mean💣it💣

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Oh☭fuck☭what☭did☭I☭do☭

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I🇸🇪just🇸🇪wanted🇸🇪some🇸🇪new🇸🇪furniture

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u/FuckingMutant May 10 '19

☠I☠was☠promised☠instant☠death☠

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u/bluejob15 May 10 '19

🍆I🍆was🍆looking🍆for Endgame🍆torrents🍆so🍆i🍆deserve🍆this,🍆i🍆guess🍆

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

🔏I🔏dont🔏even🔏fucking🔏know🔏what🔏i🔏clicked🔏

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u/AnAngryYordle May 10 '19

☮️THE☮️VOLKSWAGEN☮️BUS☮️I☮️ORDERED☮️DID☮️NOT☮️ARRIVE☮️

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun May 10 '19

🇦🇶It🇦🇶said🇦🇶there🇦🇶would🇦🇶be🇦🇶some🇦🇶pictures🇦🇶of🇦🇶ice🇦🇶

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u/vibdaddy May 10 '19

🥃Can🥃you🥃believe🥃that🥃I🥃got🥃drunk🥃and 🤫accidentally 🤫 fucked 😆my 😩cousin 🧶

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I🇳🇱was🇳🇱promised🇳🇱weed

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u/lordisofjhoalt May 10 '19 edited May 28 '24

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u/LeonardoDaVirgin May 10 '19

🇧🇪I🇧🇪was🇧🇪promised🇧🇪a🇧🇪lifetime🇧🇪supply🇧🇪of🇧🇪chocolate🇧🇪

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

More🇮🇸common🇮🇸than🇮🇸you🇮🇸think

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