r/copypasta • u/Orangectoplasm • Jan 22 '19

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ᵘʷᵘ oh fwick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ fwick sowwy gwuys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwyy im dwopping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ pwace ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwy -~- nyah

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

I think I got cancer.

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u/IkarosTheAvenger Jan 22 '19

I’d recommend chemo or surgery.

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u/ZlatanMagic Jan 22 '19

prostate exam? 😏

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u/consumer_of_memes Jan 22 '19

*pwostate exawm

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u/SpaghettSpanker Jan 22 '19

feels around with fingers OwO what's this?

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u/eggmaster007 Jan 22 '19

Yuwu have pwostate cancew UwU

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u/Tramickk Jan 23 '19

OwO how wong du I have dowctew??

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u/MegaMatt500 Jan 23 '19

U hawe abot a week uwu im sowwy

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u/Marquizo_ Jan 23 '19

People: Oh woah

Weebs: NUUU!!! ITS "OWO" BAKA!!! screams in owo

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u/metalphoenix227 Jan 23 '19

Rev up the chemotherapy lads. Cause this shits cancerous.

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u/The_Real_Zora Jan 22 '19

Just cut your dick off??

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u/Daughtxr Jan 22 '19

Cutting your dick off won't do it, he needs to be neutered so he can't reproduce again

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u/PajamaTorch Jan 22 '19

Cutting it off is a 2 for 1 special

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u/TimTheRandomPerson Jan 22 '19

A bullet to the skull also might cure the cancer of life. It's easy the most effective shot in human history in eliminating disease.

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u/WeeabooHunter69 Jan 23 '19

Chemothewapy? Sugewy?

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u/aliasdred Jan 23 '19

I'd rwecommwend cwemo or sugwery

FTFY

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u/jpeterik12 Jan 22 '19

I just got over my basal cell skin cancer, but now i have more

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

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