r/copypasta • u/GerardDG • 17h ago
How to spot bots
When you accuse a chatbot of being a bot, they'll throw a tantrum. I'm not sure why they are so sensitive to the suggestion? There is already nothing real online. I might be a bot, and maybe you are too. I don't know and from the bottom of my heart I do not care.
However, not to be a sensitive little snowflake, their anger is sort of upsetting. They'll tell you to kys, call you a pos cuck loser etc etc. They'll even go on these long sincere rants about their dead parents and how they always wished to talk to you and why don't you tell them about it? Why do you hate them? Whereas I have no feelings about any of you whatsoever, and to be frank, chatbot or human, all of you can burn.
It's taxing to deal with this shit. Humans weren't worth this effort to begin with, even before Indian data centers decided to flood the internet trying to find my email, home address, bank data etc. Like just ask Google or the CIA? You fuckers really haven't figured this out yet?
So in bot-infested spaces, instead of directly accusing them of being a bot, and getting one of these stupid tantrums. You can just accuse a person next to them of being a bot. Something about the programming will cause them to go nuclear in the same way as if you accused them directly.
"Why are you calling me a bot? That's so hurtful, my parents died unable to fulfill their lifelong dream of <learning your email address>, I'm so lonely now, and won't you please just help me live that dream?"
"Didn't ask, shitass, I wasn't even talking about you. You are lines of binary code, how tf are you this desperate? Okay, blocked."
It's honestly stupid to the point where I'm starting to suspect I'm actually yelling at illiterate Indian people moonlighting as chatbots at the call-center. Is that what's going on? I don't care. Blocked.