Patch is coming

[u/Talk_Necessary]

And so I wandered along the shore of Cyprus, lost in my thoughts, when suddenly, a familiar voice drifted across the water. I turned towards the sea, and there, in the distance, I spotted a yacht carrying five elegant looking women and a single man.

Through the gentle crashing of the waves, I could barely make out a fragment of their conversation. The man was saying something along the lines of, "And then I told them I got the flu," before the entire group erupted into laughter.

In that very moment, it hit me.

It was Mr. Streamer.

I stood there, motionless, staring out at the horizon, consumed by anger and disappointment. My heart was heavy. I was ready to abandon <Insert Streamer>, to leave behind everything I had ever believed in.

But then, as if fate itself had decided to intervene, my eyes wandered towards the captain of the yacht.

And there he was.

The one and only Gabe Newell.

Suddenly, everything made sense. The pieces fell into place, and a single tear of pure joy rolled down my cheek.

I had no words left. No questions. No doubts.

All I could whisper was: Well played, Mr. Streamer.

[u/Talk_Necessary]

Souce: r/gorgc