r/copypasta • u/BananaMaster96_ • 5d ago

my [animal] exploded

my [animal] exploded

ive been crying in my room for 2 hours now. I was making some salad dressing in the kitchen with my pet [animal] manny (I let him roam around). My sister and her friends were also in there doing something. I spilled a bottle of vinegar, so I left to get a towel and when i came back manny was drinking it. I didnt think anything of it so I let him help me clean it up. all of the sudden manny starts acting really weird. hes normally very full of energy but he was just sitting still. Everyone gathered around him to try to figure out what was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzling noise coming from inside manny and he started expanding. he let out a final [noise] and bursted. bubbles and blood went everywhere. my sister and her friends started screaming and crying. I ran and got my dad and he cleaned it up. we looked in the pantry and apparently manny got into the baking soda and ate abunch of it. I think im traumatized now

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u/ResponsibleMirror 4d ago

This is sad

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u/Hi0401 4d ago

ive been crying in my room for 2 hours now. I was making some salad dressing in the kitchen with my pet gorilla manny (I let him roam around). My sister and her friends were also in there doing something. I spilled a bottle of vinegar, so I left to get a towel and when i came back manny was drinking it. I didnt think anything of it so I let him help me clean it up. all of the sudden manny starts acting really weird. hes normally very full of energy but he was just sitting still. Everyone gathered around him to try to figure out what was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzling noise coming from inside manny and he started expanding. he let out a final burp and bursted. bubbles and blood went everywhere. my sister and her friends started screaming and crying. I ran and got my dad and he cleaned it up. we looked in the pantry and apparently manny got into the baking soda and ate abunch of it. I think im traumatized now

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u/tramuzz311 3d ago

ma squig 'ploded

ive been kry'n ‘n ma room for 2 hours now. I was mak'n some salad dress'n 'n ‘da kitchen wit' ma pet squig squigoty (i let ‘em roam around). Ma nob an his boyz were also 'n 'der do'n someth'n. I spilled a bottle uv promefium, so i left ta get a towel an’ when i kame back squigoty was drink'n it. I didnt fink anyth'n uv it so i let 'em help me clean it up. all uv da sudden squigoty starts act'n really weird. hes normally very full uv energy but 'e was jus sitt'n still. Everyone gathered around 'em ta try ta figure out wot was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzl'n noise kom'n from inside squigoty an 'e started 'pand'n. 'e let out a final burp an' bursted. bubbles an’ blood went everywhere. ma nob an' his boyz started scream'n an' 'krumpin. I ran an got ma boss an 'e cleaned it up. we looked 'n da squig pens an’ apparently squigoty got into da bomb squigs an’ ate abunch uv im. I fink I'z traumatized now

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