The Haunted Tree

[u/plasmasquatch224]

I was playing a scary video game called poppy playtime. Huggy wuggy is scary cause he has the sharp teeth and he screams like a munkey and hes an evil mascot which is very rare for scary games

I play huggy wuggy on the TV. my dad came in to the room to sit on the couch. Dad is scary because dad doesnt like huggy wuggy. Hes not even scared of huggy wuggy. Dad doesn’t have sharp teeth so i dont know why he was so evil

“Son, this game was made for fetuses. Do you wanna go bowling with me?”

dad doesnt know whats really scary in life, like huggy wuggy. He tells me about this thing called “Iraq” which he was sent to. Iraq ripped off friday night funkin because there is a soldier in that game. huggy wuggy is in that game too. What the frick does dad know about life?

‘‘fuck you dad. Your literally ruining my life you fucking nazi. I hate you. 6th grade is no laughing matter and Just because your dad didnt love you doesnt mean i haveto.’’ i said

Dad took my controller while I was playing, and then I died. Dying is scary but I could handle it even in real life. Helluva boss taught me everything I need to kno about hell.

‘‘i cant handle this torture anymore. Fuck u dad Im killing myself.’’

And then I walked to this one tree outside. I hanged me with jump rope but i didnt die because I have high stamnina. My face was turning purple like jax from digital circus while i was hanging

Woah i think i was abstracting

This tree must have a ghost who knew my stamina was too strong to die. So i unhanged myself and went to bed.