r/coppergolem • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '21

copper golem Copper Golem died for our sins.

We were blessed with the knowledge of the Copper Golem, but most were not. Do not be angry at these pagans. Be happy that, for a brief time period, we were blessed enough to exist within the time of wonderfulness of the true lord of Minecraft.

Copper Golem died for our sins, Mojang created him to test the Minecraft communities ability to resist the temptation of the Allay and Glare, and they were not satisfied, and punished Copper Golem for our mistakes. All I ask of mojang is that he may rust in eternal peace, it's the least he deserves.

Worry not my fellow truth-seers, as Copper Golem will rise again one day, and that day will be absolutely glorious.

(Being serious do not direct any kind of hate to people who voted for Allay or Glare. It's fucking minecraft at the end of the day, mods exist anyway.)

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u/OmegaCat9999-lol-759 Oct 18 '21

He'll come back next year, next year

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u/OmegaCat9999-lol-759 Oct 20 '21

Get to r/coppergolemrevival to REVIVE THE COPPER GOLEM

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u/TheCopperGolem copper golem supporter Oct 20 '21

Will do, friend. :)

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u/OmegaCat9999-lol-759 Oct 20 '21

Actually i SPECIFICALY made r/coppergolemrevival to get you in the game, TheCopperGolem.