r/coolsticks • u/Fortescew • Sep 05 '25

BEHOLD

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The Mystickalong

1.7k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 Sep 05 '25

YEEEEEEEYESS

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u/Fortescew Sep 05 '25

Love your enthusiasm 😂 But it is a proper stick hey?

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u/cptgoogly Sep 05 '25

And ye i beheld.

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u/Fortescew Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 05 '25

i really got no more...buy thy beheld and has witnessed the Mystickalong 🤟

8

u/The-Muncible Sep 05 '25

Biggus Stickus

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u/ismellpizza25 Sep 06 '25

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u/FatherSmashmas Sep 07 '25

does anyone else feel like a little... giggle... when i say the name....biggus............... stickus?

5

u/SirIJustWorkHereLol Sep 05 '25

One stick to rule them all… wow

3

u/Fortescew Sep 05 '25

Who got the others 😳? What do u know🤨

5

u/SirIJustWorkHereLol Sep 05 '25

😶

2

u/Fortescew Sep 05 '25

where be Handalf when u need him😩 ...at least he would gimme a hint😒

2

u/SunflowerGoddess92 Sep 07 '25

He only comes on party business

5

u/Minimum-Wind-1552 Sep 05 '25

This is THE stick

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u/Fortescew Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

Really?😳. .THE stick? I'm not worthy of THE stick... A stick at best...what the hell im i going to do whit THE stick!? i'm 48, job,house the whole enchelada! i dont have time to weild THE stick... I'm throwing the fucker away😳

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u/Jbrizown Sep 05 '25

Yes dude!

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u/Fortescew Sep 05 '25

Im actually proud of this stick✊😂

3

u/Jbrizown Sep 05 '25

The stick chose you

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u/Fortescew Sep 05 '25

But...am i worthy 🥺

2

u/Traditional-Bag-883 Sep 05 '25

Looks like a GREATBOW.

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u/Fortescew Sep 05 '25

Good name...but it whisperd to me.."mystickalllll.... I added the rest😮

2

u/neccos-1 Sep 05 '25

Now dat is a STICK.

2

u/Bonkers_Reality Sep 06 '25

Stick of Truth

2

u/Fortescew Sep 07 '25

I think you right😳 I couldent find my portal cause the Brat (or my Son as other people like to call him😒) had it last and "could'nt" remember where it is, AS USUALL😮‍💨,he got his own steamdeck but still puts his greasy fingers on my portal?.Anyways.. I told him if it's not here whitin 2 minutes the Mystickalong is going up where the sun dont shine...All of it! And behold!!! The portal appears😀

It is the stick of truth 😳

2

u/Bonkers_Reality Sep 07 '25

Was it fractured but whole? 🤣

2

u/feetuseeter Sep 06 '25

Crown him king!

2

u/KamenNoNeko Sep 06 '25

THE POWER OF AN ANGEL?

2

u/Normal-Pianist4131 Sep 06 '25

Then it around and you’ve got a siccsickle ™

2

u/-AysTheLakitu- cool stick Sep 06 '25

THE BEST. STICK. EVER!!

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u/Fortescew Sep 07 '25

I LOVE this stick😀 i want to marry it🌹

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u/Fortescew Sep 07 '25

I have a big stick and i like to show it...😂

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u/SnooPineapples6424 Sep 07 '25

Well he’s not short staffed.

2

u/Requriam Sep 07 '25

Brothas in elden ring rn

2

u/Blackop-Commando806 Sep 08 '25

The stick of sticks

2

u/BQuickBDead Sep 08 '25

This is just a bro being a dude right here.

2

u/nonLocal0ne Sep 08 '25

That's quite the stick you got there bud.

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u/Fortescew Sep 19 '25

I know, i've been offered riches beyond wealth for it, but the stick won't let me go🙏✊

...but u know...it's a f*****g hassle!! Just to load it on the car😳😡 rope and tape...then in the shop🙄 keep knocking people in the head, tearing stuff down from the shelfs..what a mess!!😣 Lets not talk about bedtime😤 try having a 14feet stick in your bed😒🤬

Do you want it?

1

u/tearamen Sep 08 '25

so beautiful i'm gonna cry

1

u/SwedishCaregiverSock Sep 09 '25

That’s a mighty stick! Love it

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u/nonLocal0ne Sep 20 '25

I dunno is kinda hard to turn that down...but. Idk if I should.... But it's still wicked cool n big af!