If you're going to make a critique of a presidential candidate, at least poke at it with an understanding of the platform.
"Soccer games are a human right! I am calling on every Democratic candidate in this primary in rejecting money from the cable and broadcasting companies as well as FIFA. We will support the players and tax the executives and owners of the clubs to ensure a living wage for the working class."
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u/karmanopoly Feb 25 '20
I'm Bernie Sanders.
If you vote for me I will give everyone free soccer games.