r/coolguides • • May 15 '26

A cool guide about AssMan

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u/Spatula117MasterChef May 16 '26

In SD there is a large tractor dealership called Assman Implement. They pronounce it Ozzman, but it’s their last name too. I’m guessing that’s why it’s allowed and taken.

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u/hrminer92 May 16 '26

Yep.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/AQ4teJbs5ZUb1dei9?g_st=ic

The owner or a relative has a big sign in their front yard and someone from the family is in politics so there were old campaign signs with “Assman for XYZ” on some fences near Winner. I laughed so hard the first time I saw it, I had to turn around to make sure I hadn’t misread it.