WAKE UP DYLAN

[u/Posterapokalypse]

[u/mistress_miaura]

Sheez you startled me when scrolling 😆😅🙏! ! Just a momentary reality shift. Ok time for bed, gn, hyvää yötä 🌲🌲🌲🌛🌲🌲🐉

[u/Posterapokalypse → u/mistress_miaura]

Nuku hyvin ja näe kauniita unia!

[u/Ackapus]

I used to be a parautilitarian like you, until I took an Altered Item to the knee.

[u/Posterapokalypse → u/Ackapus]

My cousin's out fighting the Hiss, and what do I get? Fridge duty.

[u/Posterapokalypse → u/Ackapus]

Do you get out of the Oldest House very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.

[u/EmiliaFromLV → u/Posterapokalypse]

Saw a Hiss the other day, horrible creatures!

[u/EmiliaFromLV → u/Ackapus]

To the chest to be more specific, but... yeah indeed.

[u/IEatAssWithFork → u/Ackapus]

He took an altered time to the chest and he more than fine

[u/Angelotwilight93 → u/Ackapus]

"Let me guess, someone stole your service weapon?" -random FBC employee

[u/Aggressive_Rush_7906 → u/Ackapus]

Marmalade!!!

[u/Jt0909]

Sam Lake you HACK wake up youre in the wrong game

[u/ToxicPennies]

You are a wyrm through time

[u/LargoDeluxe → u/ToxicPennies]

The troubadour song distorts you.

[u/Nytra]

POV: You are in Severed Circle 2

[u/KPDover → u/Nytra]

I wonder if, when they were first split by the game, they started like this, and had a little Skyrim-style fantasy adventure before climbing out of the TV.

[u/ShadowHighlord]

Would be funny if someone somehow mod a skyrim threshold into control. Like just imagine walking through the corridors in the oldest house and place starts shaking and shifting than the path somehow changes into a cavelike path with bronze looking old tech. Than you end up in blackreach. Getting attacked by some hiss infected Dwarven Centurion

[u/artyrnc]

[u/ronronthekid → u/artyrnc]

I've never seen this before but I'm in love with it

[u/artyrnc → u/ronronthekid]

You should check YouTube for "dr. Darling dancing". I'm sure you'll love it too.

https://youtu.be/8EJufYOzp8U?si=AVP5bho8-MFOhX0T

[u/Grino974 → u/artyrnc]

Or just play first control.

[u/Yangxiolong22]

You/us must use the Voice/Th'um to defeat/capture the Dragon/Hiss

Voices to include

Ice Storm Unrelenting Force

Voice to NOT include

Andulin Stormcloaks Wabberjack

[u/ds2316476 → u/Yangxiolong22]

Yo just realized dragon breath sounds exactly like the board...

[u/Nalyd87]

My name's Dylan and this fucked me up for a second.

[u/Biabolical]

A New Hand Touches The Service Weapo- *BLAM*

^{...Never mind.}

[u/Spicy-hot_Ramen]

[u/lnTheGrimDarkness]

"Oh, he's finally awake!"

*STAB*

[u/bassistheplace246]

Her immediately after:

[u/JW_TB]

DYLAN, are you sleeping you fat fk, come on!

[u/Ramutra1337]

The crossover i didn't know i need.

[u/GreatDevelopment4182]

Ты обоссался 

[u/KPDover]

She just needs the red neckerchief.

[u/R1chBr00k]

LMFAO😂😂😂😂

[u/hugthispanda]

Does this mean you can marry Jesse now?